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    Jensen is the undercover FBI agent sent to take out Jared, the boss of Chicago. This is their story.

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    A firstprince poropsal AU.

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    A collection of fics with the Js (plus friends) as dinosaurs.

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    Sprawled out on a beach chair, damp and sun-kissed, Shane Hollander is oblivious to how fuckable he is.

    So really, posting that photo was just… sharing the truth. A public service.

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    26 Dec 2025

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    Instead of being outed by a video from Hayden Pike, what if Ilya and Shane were allowed to release their relationship the way they wanted?

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    17 Dec 2025

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    Hollander gestures to where they’re sitting and asks, “This okay?”
    Rozanov yells, once more, “Puppies!”

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    OR: The Stanley Cup Champion Ottawa Centaurs Do Buzzfeed's Puppy Interview

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    16 Dec 2025

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    “You’re too far,” Shane murmurs, voice still gravel-rough. It’s barely an inch of space, but it feels unbearable.

    Ilya’s answering laugh ghosts against Shane’s cheek. “I’m right here.”

    “Not close enough.” Shane’s fingers curl at the nape of his neck, tugging him down until their foreheads meet.

    OR: Shane and Ilya, and domesticity.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    “You know you don’t have to do this,” Harris said as they walked from the car to the arena, Chiron prancing along in front of them.

    “I’m doing it,” Troy said.

    “Okay. But you don’t have to.”

    “Harris. I’ll survive reading whatever weird, dirty tweets you found,” Troy argued. “You think I’ve never seen thirst tweets?”

     

    In which the Centaurs read thirst tweets and it goes about how you'd expect.

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    12 Dec 2025