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Draco Malfoy had done alright for himself after the war. He had built himself from the ground up as a Private Investigator, one of Wizarding Britain's best. He prided himself on his stellar reputation and his ability to track down his targets. When he was contracted to hunt down the elusive Harry Potter, who had abandoned Wizarding society almost a decade previously and had not been seen since, he knew he had to take the job.
He had expected a quick in and out, write a report on Potter's whereabouts, and send it off, but of course, it was never that simple where Potter was concerned. Forbade against his will from writing anything true about Potter to the press, he instead had to settle for coming up with increasingly preposterous lies to keep his secret life hidden. Surely nothing bad could come from Draco spending so much time around the reclusive Potter, right?
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Draco really needs to learn how to pay attention to his surroundings.
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FOR STRIDERCEST WEEK 2017!!!
Bro realizes Dave has been staying up way too late. He didn't realize why. -
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Harry asks Draco on a date after he's caught following the slytherin in the room of hidden things; a date n stuff ensues
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Dipper had been having little sleep, and the bit of sleep he had been getting has been dominated by dreams. Not Just any dreams, but dreams of a specific demon that haunted his nightmares. That demon had a liking for him, little did Dipper know. After an unfinished talk in his dreams, Bill comes back to Reality to finish their little meeting. stuff ensues. (I SUCK AT SUMMARIES IM SORRY!)
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When wizards start turning up dead, seemingly killed by Muggle means, the last person Auror Harry Potter is expecting to see turning up at crime scenes flashing his fancy badge is Draco Malfoy, nearly unrecognizable after his disappearance from England thirteen years ago.
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or, the fic in which Harry and Draco are forced into an unlikely partnership by their superiors and find themselves as lost in each other as they are in their case.
Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
03 Dec 2025
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i really loved the aspect of draco giving up magic in this and their detective dynamic was so good i loved this so much
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A Fruit Tree in Winter by Anonymous for chyldofeternity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jul 2015
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After failing in his task of killing Dumbledore, life doesn’t go as Draco expected. Sometimes just surviving takes everything you’ve got. And sometimes healing is something you can’t do alone. Story goes AU/AR from the end of Half-Blood Prince.
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Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
29 Nov 2025
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shorter but sweet and tortured at the same time
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Against his better judgement, Harry agrees to appear on WENIS – a charity gameshow designed to lead contestants to the deepest desires of their hearts, while also showcasing Wheezes’ new line of adult products.
The aphrodisiac tea quickly gets the better of him.
So does Malfoy.
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17 Nov 2025
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GENUINELY ONE OF MY FAVE FICS SOOOOOOO GOOD SO FUNNY
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The Brightest Constellations of Our Souls by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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Harry doesn’t know how to cope after the War. The only things that make him feel even remotely normal again are taking risks while flying and fighting with Malfoy. It’s not likely to end well.
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Draco becomes obsessed with ‘Wonderwall’, reads Muggle books, and drives a campervan, while Harry slowly falls in love with Draco. A story about travelling around the British Isles in the late 90s while healing deep scars.
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Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
13 Nov 2025
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GENUINELY ONE OF MY FAV FICS the slowburn is unreal and their love comes so easy and softly that it sneaks up on you. obsessed obsessed
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Us, infinite (unfortunately) by thecouchsofa for nv-md (ANW815)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jul 2024
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It’s very fitting for how Harry’s life has gone thus far that he gets trapped in a time loop without rhyme, reason, or warning.
To make matters infinitely worse, the one other person stuck on the same hellish chronological ride is Draco Malfoy, git extraordinaire.
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Bookmarked by asymmetricalrainbow
07 Nov 2025
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THIS WAS SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD one of my favourite fics i think