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“And this is me,” he said, drawing to a halt in front of the portrait. It didn’t hurt to look upon, anymore. He’d never been so vain that he mourned his previous looks. But, it had been a nasty shock to realize he could no longer visit where he wished, dine as he so chose, be welcome at any public entertainment or meeting of minds. He missed being able to melt into the fray of humanity; just another person enjoying the fruits of human ingenuity and the joy of shared experience.
“Oh, look at you,” Crowley said with damningly polite approval. “Cute, in a cherubic sort of way.” She looked over at him, obviously comparing, and Aziraphale met her scrutiny with a bland expression. “I like the horns,” she decided. “They add character.”
“I’m so glad to meet with your approval,” he said dryly and shrugged. “They’re here to stay, at any rate.”
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In which Aziraphale isn’t quite Sleeping Beauty, and Crowley isn’t quite Cinderella, but their lives definitely collide because of some Beauty and the Beast nonsense.
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24 Jul 2025
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You Don't Need A Licence For That by WaitingToBeBroken
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Sep 2024
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Crowley works for the city council and is responsible for issuing licences and permits.
Aziraphale seems to be hoarding them.
Crowley should really reject some of those applications. And he will, once he is done pining over Aziraphale. Really, he will!
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- Part 8 of The Ineffable Meet-Cute
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18 Sep 2024
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Prince Aziraphale is about to be crowned King of Angelhaven when he's taken captive by pirates. When he's sold as a pleasure slave to King Crowley, ruler of the nation readying for war with his, he is forced to keep his identity a secret as he tries to find a way home and keep peace. But not everything at King Crowley's court is as it seems and Aziraphale will have to face machinations of a Royal Court that are far more complex than he had thought.
A Captive Prince AU with an omegaverse twist.
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- Part 1 of Mark of the Serpent
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18 May 2024
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When Crowley had snaked himself across the bar top, half purring, half snarling for Aziraphale to live a little, this wasn’t exactly what he meant by it. Not exclusively, anyway. If there was a list of possibilities, it may have been on there somewhere; scrawled as a hasty afterthought, perhaps under a subheading of Things That Would Surely Never Actually Happen.
But the sight of Aziraphale lying naked and debauched in the middle of his black satin sheets was not something he was about to hesitate over.
(If there was a second list, one surreptitiously scribbled on a napkin in the dark corner of a crowded bar, it would be titled Things Crowley Had No Right To Crave As Much As He Did, and it would start and end with this single bullet point)
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05 May 2024
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The Second Coming and The First Cumming (and second, third, etc.) by Sensitive_Fruit
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Sep 2024
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Have you ever wondered what season three of Good Omens might be like if it was full on pornography and the plot centred around an unplanned angel/demon/new Jesus-pregnancy?
Well this is your lucky day.OR
Aziraphale and Crowley reunite after three years apart, but they have a plan (and they are also incredibly horny for each other). The plan is going horribly wrong. Aziraphale is tasked with conceiving the new baby Jesus, but he accidentally knocks up Crowley.
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The one where: ‘Satan’ is just a job title, Crowley cheats at checkers, the Supreme Archangel and the Ruler of Demons father the (anti)Christ together, Aziraphale looks into becoming a satanist and Crowley owns an air fryer.
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13 Apr 2024