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    “Fine,” she said. “Do you know the statistically most common way for the authorities to take out organized crime?”
    Well, if that was her idea of enticing conversation, it was no wonder she had all those evenings free to chase after scoundrels like him. Still, Astarion didn’t want to antagonize her further and ruin the game, so he pursed his lips and guessed, “A very large, well-placed cannon?”
    “Tax fraud.”
    She looked at him as if she expected some sort of reaction – maybe a dramatic gasp? A palm flung to his forehead in a theatrical rendition of How could I not think of this?
    Everything he could muster was a blink. “Tax … fraud.”
    She nodded, obviously excited about what Astarion was sure were two of the most boring words in the English language, combined.
    "That's how we'll take down Cazador."

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    22 Nov 2025

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    bro the tears in my eyes. This is so good 😭

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    Astarion has a wild proposition for you. Turns out you like it more than you thought.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    Sarek's first month as science attaché to the Vulcan consulate on Earth is a disaster, causing him to question his future as a diplomat. When he inadvertently offends a young schoolteacher, he sets in motion a chain of events that will shape the rest of his life… and hers.

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    23 Sep 2021

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    When her mother signed her up for an interstellar singles cruise, Amanda had no idea she would end up stranded on an isolated planet with only an aloof Vulcan ambassador for company. As the weeks turn into months, the reluctant and unlikely pair find themselves forced to survive any way they can. A Sarek/Amanda origins story. NOW COMPLETE.

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    18 Sep 2021

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    Loneliness had long been his companion, his small coven more broken than whole. When Carlisle Cullen stumbles upon an accident scene, on a wooded slope bordering the highway, his control is put to the test. In a wretched twist of fate, the victim, thirty year old Bella Swan, is revealed to be his singer. As Carlisle copes with both his bloodlust and his growing fascination with her, a series of troubling events hit the small town of Forks, threatening the very secret he is trying to protect.

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    01 Oct 2020

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    Fantastic retelling with my favorite pairing and like, believable characters with depth? Amazing 11/10 in progress story