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Huntrix and Saja Boys are officially (fan) titled the two most chaotic groups when in the same room. Especially after it came out that there was not one, BUT TWO official intergroup couples.
And they still cause more chaos, honestly people aren't even sure it's on purpose. Some think it's so they can make the headlines - all press is good press after all! Others just think they are clinically insane and need 24/7 supervision.
(Hint: it's the second option)
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5 times Huntrix and the Saja Boys' caused the internet to go wild plus 1 time the internet didn't react
(They are actual humans in this one, idol au)
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- Part 2 of PR Mayhem
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"Dad, Dad, Dad. Wake up, wake up, wake up."
Tiny hands pushed at Bruce's face, pushing him away from his sleep and back into the land of the living. "Go back to sleep," he grumbled, one hand lazily going out to push the small child back by the head.
Jason giggled, grabbing at him again, pulling his hand. "Come on Dad, it's important. Wake up, wake up, wake up!"
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Overtime Hours by average_idiot567
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
07 Sep 2025
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The Coral Reef Hotel offers a delightful stay for all visitors and has a variety of entertainment options that they could choose from, from the lavish restaurant to a relaxing spa to a casual café to a plentiful bar. It was simply the top hotel in New York! They even served multiple high end celebrities on their travels!
If you asked Percy Jackson, those celebrities could go get fucked. They were making him do overtime and god's damn the pay was not worth it
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Singer Apollo stays at the Coral Reef Hotel after his world tour is over to have a nice relaxing break. Percy is not happy about this.
(mortal au)
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- Part 2 of Coral Reef Hotel
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Riptide by average_idiot567
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
31 Aug 2025
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Riptide was a notorious assassin, one of the best and a complete mystery despite being well known. A global headache for all detectives everywhere. Mainly the detectives in one particular agency.
Wanna know why? Well thats easy.
1) Riptide was known by thousands of people but not even one of them saw their face.
2) Riptide always left a calling card but was never seen by anyone.
3) Riptide didn't have a pattern. One week they were in New York, the next in Italy and then the next in Japan.
4) Riptide also had an instagram account, and twitter, and facebook. Even a tumblr one and once a detective matched with them on tinder. And still they could not be traced.
5) Riptide was always one step ahead, every plan they tried. Every trap they set. Riptide saw through them all then still had lunch with their mothers later.Riptide was an annoyance, a sassy, charming and annoying annoyance. And everyone was just about sick of hearing how they dumbfounded yet another team.
So after 6 years of hearing the damned name, Apollo was finally going to catch the fucker and put him behind bars. He just had to find them first.
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- Part 1 of Coral Reef Hotel
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Wings and Tails by average_idiot567
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Greek Mythology, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
22 Aug 2025
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You would think being a death god would make for easy earnings. Well that is completely wrong. Thanatos does not find his job easy. Gathering souls was messy work. Whether its in a shipwreck or in a massacre, brought down by a god's wrath.
Well there is an upside. He can meet some interesting people. See interesting places.
One time he did meet someone very interesting one time while gathering souls after a shipwreck. One he did not think he would ever meet.
A merman.
Very interesting indeed.
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- Part 3 of Natural disasters
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Collection of oneshots where HUNTRIX and Saja Boys cause a PR mess and the internet explodes
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Natural disasters by average_idiot567
Fandom: Greek Mythology, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
22 Aug 2025
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Coral Reef Hotel by average_idiot567
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
07 Sep 2025
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Scenes from Kpop Demon Hunters that should've been in the film but were robbed by Netflix
1) Aquarium Date
2) Saja Boys after Gwi-ma is defeated- Words:
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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27 Oct 2025
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Pretty Keener by mauvera
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Aug 2019
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When Harley Keener moves to New York for his last year in high school, he comes with one mission: Mess. With. Everyone.
Somewhere between convincing Captain America that he is actually Spider-Man, and seeing just how many robots he can sneak into his new school, Harley finds himself spending more and more time around a certain boy with more secrets than he could ever have guessed.
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23 Oct 2025
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Who Needs Peter Parker Anyway? by mauvera
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Dec 2018
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When Harley finally gets to come to New York to hang out with Tony he's excited to build some robots and blow stuff up. Instead Tony is insisting that he meets that damn intern that he's been bragging about for months. Harley doesn't even have to meet the guy to know he's already sick of Peter Parker.
In other news that cute guy that hangs around the tower keeps running away before Harley can find out his name. Damn it.
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22 Oct 2025
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
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18 Oct 2025
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Rumours of my demise by Pinknight22
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
24 Oct 2025
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Jason Todd is back in Gotham as the ruthless crime lord Red Hood, but he's just not ready to reveal his identity yet.
Jason Todd also tends to get shitfaced drunk in random bars in Crime Alley and do impulsive shit - like killing the Joker after he breaks out of Arkham for the thousandth time.
It's only then that Batman starts hunting him down.
But not for the reasons you might be thinking.
And Jason Todd cannot resist pranking the Prince of Gotham.
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16 Oct 2025