barddragonslayer
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"What a sight to behold. There were no poems, or sonnets, no paintings, or sculptures that were more beautiful than this man between your legs in that very moment..."
You're desperately waiting for Ghost and König to come back home to you, and they're more than happy to reward you for being a good girl.
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"Eggsy was violently ripped out of his thoughts, because damn, that guy coming right in his direction was hot. 'Hello, my name’s Harry Hart, I believe I have an appointment with you,' a deep, raspy voice escaped the man’s mouth as he approached the younger one and Eggsy could moan at the sound of it. Oh fuck, he was so seriously fucked."
Or, Eggsy works as a physiotherapist and Harry happens to be his new, very hot patient.
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There's you in everything I do by barddragonslayer
Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
19 Feb 2015
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The best thing in the whole coffee shop was probably the gorgeous, blonde barista behind the counter, which - wow, that was all Bard could currently think about.
Or the coffee shop AU no one asked for, but got anyway.
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The brass rolls out a new initiative to boost moral and keep pheromone-induced scuffles to a minimum amongst the troops.
A sudden death in the family and a late-onset presentation lands you in the hands of Task Force 141 as their service omega.
You think you know how it’s going to go- you’d heard the horror stories at the training facility.
You’re proven right in some ways, but wrong in many others.
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03 Feb 2024
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A fill for a Hobbit Kink Meme prompt: "Dwalin is supposed to be Thorin's closest friend in the film-verse, so he promised his younger nephew to Dwalin which is a huge honour etc, royal line blah blah.
It's up to you as to how Dwalin feels about it, (he gets a hot younger husband or Kili is a notorious handful?) but Kili is super excited and fangirling over Dwalin all over the place."
Kili has been engaged to Dwalin since he was a child, as a measure of protection and family solidarity. Now that the dwarves are retaking Erebor, Kili's social and political clout is growing, which means that his engagement will most likely be reevaluated and changed to better benefit Erebor. Pretty much everything falls apart.
It's all sexual politics, Durin Family Feels, dubious consent, and the question of what sex is and what constitutes virginity.
Oh, and lots of touching.
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- Part 9 of The Kingdom
Bookmarked by barddragonslayer
07 Jan 2017
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Melethron by mythras_fire
Fandom Alexander Trilogy - Mary Renault, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
07 Jan 2018
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07 Jan 2017
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Serial Killer feat. Alpha/Beta/Omega AU.
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15 Jun 2016
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15 Jun 2016