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    What if Shane and ilya lived the exact opposite lives of what they had gone through in Heated Rivalry?

    What if Shane Hollander lost his parents during his Junior years, and didn' thave the support system he once did, and instead had an abusive Uncle that raised him? What if he wasn't Canadian Golden Boy, and instead, was just another invisible face among the NHL drafts?

    What if Ilya Rozanov was the one with loving, wonderful parents? A father, Grigori, who helped his family escape after the fall of the Soviet Union and who worked his ass off to make his immigrant family happy in Montreal? A mother, Irina, who helped manage Ilya's rise to the NHL to become the prodigy he is? Or even his brother, Andrei, who was the supportive big brother that gave him the confidence to try anything?

    What if the first time they meet is the night of the 2009 NHL draft, and... What if they fall in love again anyway, and come to face and conquer the NHL and its homophobia?

    This story is a retelling of heated Rivalry, with Shane and Ilya living each other's lives, coming to love each other, and with the power of Queer Joy, have a different happily ever after than they did in the original story.

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    26 May 2026

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    21 May 2026

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    Max has been awarded the three star Michelin review 4 times consecutively. Tired of the constant strain of London, he moves to The Cove - a small tourist town with a big restaurant scene. He is not welcome, and this is very clear...

    Right until the new kids barge their way into his restaurant like it's their own.

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    11 Mar 2026

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    The universe has to be joking, right?

    When disaster strikes, there isn't anyone to help. His roommate is halfway across the world, all of his belongings are damp, and the cats haven't stopped yowling for hours now. Their apartment is unlivable, and with none of his friends having the space to accommodate, there's only one person to come to the rescue-- his best friend's brother.

    Simple. Easy.

    Except he and Max have hated one another since they've met, and now, they're forced to be roommates. Nothing bad can come from this, right?

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    24 Feb 2026

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    "Don't make me rewrite the choreography just because you're pretending you're fine," Charles snapped, his voice slicing through the rhythm of the rehearsal hall, sharp and unyielding.
    Max's jaw clenched, something unspoken glimmering in his eyes. "Don't pretend you care."

    or,
    a lestappen au where they're both dancers and max joins charles' troupe, and everything gets messy exactly as you'd expect between max's stubbornness and charles' pettiness

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    24 Feb 2026