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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “What is there to talk about?”

    “What’s there to talk about?!” Hollander scoffed, shaking his head. “You’re playing for my fucking team!”

    “I know.”

    “Why did you have to go and get traded?! You realise we’re going to have to see each other every day from now on, and play together, and-”

    “Yes,” Ilya interrupted. He didn’t want to know how long Hollander’s list was. “I know.”

    Hollander took a deep breath. “Okay, listen,” he said. “Just so we’re clear - we don’t know each other outside of playing against each other, right?”

    “Right.”

    “And we can’t- can’t hook up anymore.”

    ~

    OR: Ilya gets traded to Montreal in October 2014. He's lonely, and angry, and he misses Boston. He doesn't know if it helps that Hollander is there or not.

    title from Buckle by Florence and the Machine

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    17 May 2026

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    “So, you’re in my body and I’m in your body. Why don’t we like…” Sirius claps his hands together, trying to demonstrate what Regulus thinks might be two bodies colliding by force.

    “Yes, yes, I see what you’re saying. A–a jolt!” Regulus says, catching on. “Okay, you go over there, and I’ll go over here.”

    Sirius nods enthusiastically, like this is the best idea in the world, and heads over to the other side of the Astronomy Tower. He takes his position, looking back at Regulus. “On my count. One, two, three!”

    OR: Regulus and Sirius Black wake up to find their bodies magically swapped. As the brothers stumble through each other's lives, hijinks ensue, and they are forced to confront their fears, navigate their romantic lives, and uncover hidden truths to work toward forgiveness. Inspired by Freaky Friday (2003).

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    03 Oct 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 65

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    After a month, Remus finds the courage in himself to confront Sirius about The Prank, which goes as ‘well’ as anyone would assume, as he says some words he would later regret. The day after, he wakes up to an alternate reality where Sirius was sorted into Slytherin instead.

    Mary starts laughing, so hard that tears start streaming down her face. “Sirius Black? In Gryffindor?” She slowly stops laughing and wipes the tears from her eyes. “Now that would be a sight for sore eyes.”

    “Mary, you’re not going to believe me,” Remus starts, his breathing getting heavier. “Not in a million years.”

    “Hurry the fuck up and say what you’re going to say,” Mary says, concern growing on her face. “Who’s to say I won’t believe you?”

    A pause.

    “I don’t think I’m supposed to be here,” admits Remus.

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    14 Aug 2024

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    Regulus didn’t mean to. He swears he didn’t. In fact, he’d argue this isn’t even his fault. It’s James’ fault. He should have never shown up at the Astronomy Tower that night. He should have never looked at him with those beautiful brown eyes and begged Regulus to make him sleeping potions.

    Regulus should have pushed harder for a reason. He should have fought harder to say no. But come on, who can say no to James Potter when he’s quite literally on his knees begging for something? Regulus sure can’t.

    So when he accidentally switches up the sleeping potion with the amortentia he was brewing for class?

    OR

    Regulus accidentally gives James amortentia. Chaos ensues.

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    14 Aug 2024

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    /ˈdɑpəlˌɡɛŋəɹ/ · noun. a person who is almost identical to another.

    almost being the operative word.

    OR

    Walburga has had it with the Heir Apparent, and forces Regulus to drink Polyjuice Potion to pretend to be Sirius at Hogwarts. How hard could it be to impersonate Sirius Black, the most obnoxious brother known to man?

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    13 Aug 2024

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    24 Jul 2024

  8. Public Bookmark 74

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    Regulus Black is a siren and James is a pirate. Born in different worlds but destined for each other.

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    27 Jun 2024

  9. Public Bookmark 5

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    "Bleaching your teeth, smile in flash/Talking trash under your window." - Broken Social Scene, Anthems For a Teenage Girl

     

    Muggle pre-transition Regulus fic.

    Please read the tags, contains triggering material. This is mainly a vent fic, so please be nice.

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    26 Jun 2024

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    "For the love of God,” Regulus snaps, like a metal spring coiled too tight, finally jumping out of place. “Do you ever shut up? You’ve been talking for an eternity, eleven consecutive bloody days.”

     

    “If it’s taken you this long to say something, you must’ve enjoyed listening.”


    or,
    at the end of the world, regulus tries to find his brother. all he has is a radio, and the unrelenting presence of a stranger's voice that won't leave him alone.

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    17 Jun 2024

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    As James Potter's true-crime podcast grows in popularity, it captures the attention of two of the world's most notorious serials killers: Regulus and Sirius Black. When James begins to receive increasingly strange letters and gifts, he reaches out to the lead detective on the case, and the two swiftly begin an investigation. One problem: Regulus Black always gets what he wants, and he wants James Potter.

    "I don't take pleasure in the act of killing. I take pleasure in revenge. There's a difference. I'm not a psychopath, James. I feel things. I feel things for you."

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    16 Jun 2024

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    Tom presumes that Regulus is unaware of the risk of getting pregnant when on suppressants; it’s never talked about for a reason. It just seems that omegas can’t help getting pregnant even on the pill. It’s beneficial for everyone, really. And he can always say that Regulus just wasn’t enough attentive when taking his suppressants.
    Tom sits down and silently watches the omega come to, though his muscles don’t grow tense, he’s awake but still adorably pliant. The alpha brings his index finger to the boy’s lips curiously.
    “Open up, darling.”
    The omega parts his pretty full lips and lets Tom in. Regulus seems to be desperate to get as close to his mate as possible; he uses the little consciousness he has to suck on the digits lightly.
    “My good mate,” Tom praises before he pulls the finger out and caresses Regulus. He watches the corners of the boy’s mouth twitch and a small smile that stays behind. A few soft purrs escape his lips. “Can I knot you, love? I want to be close to you.”
    Regulus nods his head. Not eagerly, not immediately. He takes a second to think about it and then gives his mate a permission; that or he might be still too close to slumber to react any faster.

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    31 May 2024

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    Harry finds himself in a parallel universe travelling into the body of his counterpart, who happens to be the daughter of notorious gangster, James Potter. James is embroiled in a long-standing feud with rival mobster Tom Riddle, and in a bid to end the conflict, they agree that Harry and Tom will marry. This arrangement serves as a guarantee for peace between the two families.
    Having spent years as a battle-hardened war commander in his own universe, Harry is now adjusting to the unfamiliar life of a young woman in 1954. He is indifferent towards Tom Riddle and views the prospect of marrying him as nothing more than a bizarre and amusing inconvenience. On the other hand, Tom Riddle is confused by the insane behaviour of his supposedly demure wife.

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    27 May 2024

  14. Public Bookmark 12

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    The Potters are so picture perfect it makes Regulus’ teeth ache. They also just moved into the house across the street from Regulus', and despite what Barty might think, he knows Lily and James are just a regular couple.

    That doesn't mean he's able to fight the urge to learn more.

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    17 May 2024

  15. Public Bookmark 92

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    Kitty animagus Regulus and adventures at Hogwarts :)))

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    15 May 2024

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    In 1977, to protect the next generation of witches and wizards, Hogwarts sends all of its students into protection programs around the world. Students are to live with new families and exist as muggles until it's safe to return home.

    James Potter refused to be split from his closest mates, and convinced Sirius, Remus and Peter to all accept transfer to America. In a small rural town in a state called Oregon.

    When they show up to their first day of classes, James puts on the show of his life. Faking shock and surprise, as Regulus Black and his two troublemaker friends walk through their same corridors. Because Sirius had no idea - that James also convinced Sirius’ younger brother to come to this sleepy American town.

    Hiding their magic, trying to blend in, all while a war wages across the world, will be the hardest challenge of their young lives.

    Or, an AU where the Marauders don’t have to fight in a war, just the horrors of American high school in the 70s.

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    15 May 2024

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    (aka 'how to survive endless rebirth with your so-called soulmate')

    Harry and Tom’s souls are tied together. Which is why they’re in this endless loop of rebirth.

    At some point, they stopped caring and just started fucking with people.

    (cracky humor with a hint of seriousness and plot, my specialty)

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    13 Apr 2024

  18. Public Bookmark 95

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    In 1978, a string of murders brings FBI agent James Potter back to his hometown in London, England. The same year, said agent is supposed to get the help of notorious cannibal and ex-psychiatrist Regulus Black in finding the person responsible for the new killings in the country.

    Neither of them ever thought that this would change their lives forever- for better or for worse, that is.

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    08 Apr 2024

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    “I don’t know, I don’t know what this feeling is,” James mumbles, between kisses.

    “Is it God or is it me?” Regulus replies, just as out of breath as James is, but apparently able to come up with a witty remark. Whilst it is a comment that should be easy to retort, James is struggling to find a comprehensive answer to his question — because, well, he doesn’t actually know, nor does he understand the unprecedented control that Regulus Black has over him.

    “I don’t know. I don’t know.”

     

    Or, James Potter is an assassin who is tasked to kill Mi6 detective Regulus Black, but it doesn’t exactly turn out that way…

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    07 Apr 2024

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    Regulus is a young writer with a burning hunger to be great. He walks the empty halls of Grimmauld Place, the memory of a brother long gone on his heels. He's looking for anything to feed his inspiration—a muse. James is his teacher, new to the area, and stagnant in his life.

    It's meant to be a game. It's not a game anymore.

    __

    Or, the age gap, student/teacher relationship AU.

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    03 Apr 2024

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