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As fond as he is of sleeping, Crowley rarely dreams. In the heat of a July night, he lets himself imagine the touch he will never have, and worships Aziraphale in the only way he can. It’s pathetic. It’s blasphemous. It’s also all that he has.
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Crowley trusts Aziraphale to take him right to the edge, teasing him to the brink again and again - only to catch him when he finally falls apart in his arms.
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heavy-duty: this machine can take all kinds of loads by belladothprotesttoomuch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
27 Jul 2025
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"Aziraphale couldn’t have been happier to have finally put his apprehensions behind him, abandoning his station in Heaven once and for all, and joining Crowley in a mutual decision to abandon their mortal possessions and move into a cozy cottage in the South Downs. For the first time in over six thousand years, he was truly happy.
That was, until he wasn’t.
You see, Aziraphale had a problem. There was just one minor flaw, a single thing that wasn’t picture-perfect in his new, picture-perfect life.
To put it plainly: Aziraphale was horny. Extremely so. The problem was: he was ninety-nine percent sure Crowley wasn’t interested in that kind of relationship. And Lord knew he’d tried."
Or: the one where Aziraphale turns to porn to cope with his husband's tight-fitting trousers, and gets more than he bargained for when an unsuspecting washing machine jump-starts his sexual awakening.
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Crowley had it coming. Sort of. He had a habit of making a nuisance of himself whenever boredom struck. Not that he was proud of it or anything. It was just that irritating the angel proved fairly easy, and he’d been bored more often than not these days, what with being a retired demon and all that. So Crowley’s latest prank may have gone a bit overboard when he reorganized the shelves to follow the Dewey Decimal System perfectly.
Naturally, that’s how he ended up naked, bound, gagged, and blindfolded on an otherwise pleasant summer afternoon.
Crowley reorganizes the bookshop. Aziraphale reorganizes Crowley’s attitude.
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Entrapment (The Nanny and the Gardeners) by belladothprotesttoomuch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2024
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In a cunning feat of trickery, the fearsome Nanny Ashtoreth plants a mischievous idea in the sweet but absent-minded gardener of the Dowling estate. But when the angel is caught misbehaving, Nanny doesn’t miss a chance to deliver a lesson that is anything but heavenly.
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This Soul Outstreaming by Rend_Herring
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Aug 2019
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“Why did you come here?” Aziraphale interrupts. “Why do you keep doing this?” All the saving, he means, all the chasing after Aziraphale he does. It can’t only be that he’s not keen to endure a replacement. That can’t be it, not anymore. He’s going to get himself in trouble, and then it’ll be Aziraphale’s fault.
Crowley’s mouth shuts with a click. He shifts uncomfortably in his seat, reaches for the handle of the fork and taps his fingertips against it before setting his hands in his lap.
When he speaks, it’s very soft. “Don’t you know?” he asks.
Aziraphale, unnaccustomed to his heart refusing to translate why it throbs with such haste, shakes his head.
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18 Apr 2026
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Anthony J. Crowley isn’t up to much these days.
In fact, you could almost say his days as a rockstar are pretty much behind him. Rotting in bed all day, with half-written songs plaguing him and no lyrics to speak of, everything points to his career being over for good.
That is until Maggie, his manager, claims to have found him the perfect lyricist to get him out of his slump. And what better way to get the creative juices flowing than spending a whole month together in a secluded cottage on the Isle of Skye?
Provided Crowley’s attempts at making the man run for the hills aren’t successful…*
“You wrote these lyrics,” Crowley repeated just to make sure he’d understood correctly. “The lyrics about sucking dick. You wrote them.”
The stranger wrinkled his nose, a blush appearing on his rounded cheeks. “Well, it’s actually meant to be an exploration of taste and touch as a way to connect with another person, as well as a metaphor for–”
“Sucking dick,” Crowley completed for him.
“Mmh,” the man hummed noncommittally, lips pursed in both annoyance and embarrassment.Series
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26 Nov 2025
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Aziraphale’s hands slide forward on Crowley's thighs, infinitesimally. “I am very, very grateful, and I was so disappointed you didn’t allow me to thank you in that beautiful car of yours.”
After the magic show in 1941, Furfur and his Nazi friends take a little longer to get backstage, giving Aziraphale plenty of time to thank Crowley for all his help.
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07 Nov 2025
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Where the Mountains Meet the Heavens by KannaOphelia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Jan 2020
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"I don't want to let go of you. Never again."
"Crowley," Aziraphale breathed, and for one heady, impossible moment Crowley thought the miracle would be even bigger than he thought, that the embrace and the my darling would be followed with a kiss, because Aziraphale's gaze was on his mouth and there was a heat to it, as if it was tinged with desire as well as tenderness.
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6,000 years of pining.Collaboration with the amazing Tamsly and lonicera_caprifolium as artists for the 2020 Good Omens Big Bang.
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02 Nov 2025
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every year is getting shorter (never seem to find the time) by ffonippop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
21 Nov 2023
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Crowley realizes he is in love with Aziraphale in Rome. Of course, by then, there’s no turning back. This does not necessarily mean there’s going forward. Loving Aziraphale is punishable, forbidden in every sense of the word. But there’s nothing much that can be done about it.
Like a terminal illness, Crowley treats the enormity of his emotions the best he can, distracting himself from the impossibility of having a life with Aziraphale with his favorite vice— having mindless, meaningless sex with any human that bears a resemblance to the angel.
He feeds off fleeting desire (which can almost be mistaken for want). He survives off the attention of strangers (who can almost be mistaken for Aziraphale, in the dark). And he manages. It’s fine.
Only it would be much finer is Aziraphale got off his ass about it. Or got off on his ass about it.
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03 Aug 2025