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Caliborn and Alt Calliope never work together, so the fact that they've found a reason to work together now is... worrying. As their eternal holy servants, John and Gamzee have to do what they can to survive the daymare Trizza Tethis' has turned Alternia into, all with a goal they're slowly figuring out.
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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Nov 2025
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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Karkat is on a quest to assist his newly-becoming-a-limeblood-troll best bro the only way he knows how: an Alternian romance movie marathon.
Little does he know, Dave just had a rather... specific change. One that will need tending to rather soon.
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Captor Tech Support - Rated 4.8 stars.
Customer Reviews:
"A Really Helpful And Very Friendly Service 5 Stars"
"9ne 9f them sent me a virus... 6ut I learnt h9w t9 zip a file s9 I rate them 4 stars."Alternate Title: The Captors open a Tech Support Business.
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- Part 3 of Log Of Pesterlogs
- Part 2 of Tech Support
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04 May 2026
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You wake up, not knowing... anything. What's happening, where you are, or even who you used to be. As you meet familiar and new faces alike, you start to learn (and remember) more. But, the most important part is determining who you will be -- one day.
And, you know, maybe destroying the source of all evil. That... honestly should be higher on your list of priorities? But in the meantime, you've got a town to fix, a Dark Wizard to rehabilitate, and this whole gender crisis thing to figure out.
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06 Aug 2025
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Your name is unimportant. Your job is nonexistent, really. And your (ex)roommate just kicked you out in the middle of a surprisingly cold November night. But whatever. You don't care. You'll be fine.
Keep telling yourself that as you freeze to death, idiot.
But you'll be fine, for one reason! Two, actually. Two people - monsters really - who just so happen to have the same names as some fonts you know of? You stay with them instead, just to get back on your feet, and a single question rises to your mind.
What the hell is keeping you here?
(Explicit chapters marked with ***. Explicit chapter count: 2)
Book One: The Answer (Chapters 1 to 60)
Book Two: The Question (Chapters 61 to Present)Series
- Part 1 of The Sans x Reader Trilogy and Extras
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31 Jul 2025
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Gregory gets dumped off in the Daycare as a 'lost child'. When he shows back up after closing, convinced that the security guard wants to hurt him, Sun decides to do whatever is needed to help him escape the Pizzaplex. This turns out to be a much bigger ordeal than anticipated.
Freddy is on lockdown. Chica is eating garbage. Roxy is talking to herself. Monty is tearing apart anything that moves.
There is a rabbit in the Pizzaplex.
Something is wrong tonight.
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24 Jul 2025