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Better Than McDonald's by bisexualandready2die
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Apr 2022
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After All Might retires, leaving his hero work to his successor, Bakugou Katsuki, All For One is left spited and insulted. He puts up a job flyer to find a successor of his own. And who answers the call but the Quirkless, beaten down by life, and minimum wage employee Izuku Midoryia? This is the story of how he kicks ass, falls in love, gets a healthcare plan, and becomes the greatest villain of all time.
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Ant-man Went Up the Butt- Now What? by bisexualandready2die
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Mar 2020
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In this version of Avengers: Endgame, Ant-Man went directly into Thanos' asshole and all of our faves are alive! Yes, even Natasha. Yes, even Loki. This is a series of one-shots from that universe. Mostly fluff and humor. This will not get spicy... probably.
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Thor wants to ask Bruce out, but first he must get abs. On his fitness journey, while he get abdominal muscles? Or something more? -
Let’s Pretend Season Seven Never Happened by bisexualandready2die
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
05 Sep 2018
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I improved it.
When you watch Voltron, do you think, this needs more awful jokes? Well here you go my friend.
I made this very gay cause I could.
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Season Six Could Have Been Better by bisexualandready2die
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
04 Aug 2018
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Season Six was a masterpiece, but face it. It could have been better. Never fear for I am here! Have you ever wondered what the season would be like if the staff was high while creating it? It might be something like this!
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I wrote a poem for Lance's birthday as a joke and my friend said it was good so here it is! I just want to share my love for the best boi in the universe.
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save your tears by starless_skies
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
31 Oct 2025
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“I want to open our relationship.”
Izuku blinked. “What?”
”I want an open marriage,” Shindo repeated, dictating every syllable, enunciating slowly— as if Izuku somehow hadn't heard him the first time.
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Izuku is withering in a one-sided, open marriage with his piece of shit husband, Shindo.
Katsuki decides to sweep Izuku off his feet while he has the chance.
*inspired by those reddit posts on tiktok with the minecraft parkour in the background that are like “my (24M) spouse (25M) asked to open our marriage and now they want to close it because i found someone else that treats me like royalty”
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Bookmarked by bisexualandready2die
08 Apr 2024
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Will Graham doesn't do social interactions very well.
Now he has a college roommate.
A handsome roommate.Bookmarked by bisexualandready2die
10 Sep 2022
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Gradus ad Parnassum by Watermelonsmellinfellon for gawengsee, Misery9980
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 May 2025
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The last thing Hannibal Lecter expected when he opened the door to his office's waiting room, was a young boy in big glasses to be asking for help. Said young boy, Mr. Harry Potter, ends up being very interesting, and Hannibal might have found himself the final key to the little family he was making.
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Bookmarked by bisexualandready2die
29 Jul 2022
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In a world where the numbers of alphas and omegas get lower every year the American government requires every alpha and omega citizen to have at least one child at the age of twenty-five. Several dating shows started following the search of attractive, young candidates for the right partner in a rather small dating pool. But some people are either unable or unwilling to bear children at a young age which led to the popular “fine wine”-edition of Mating island for candidates of thirty and upwards.
Hannibal Lecter is the most fought-over Bachelor on the island but would really appreciate going back to his hobby of murdering and eating people instead of having to father a child. Will Graham neither appreciates the lime light, nor wants to give his job in the FBI up to bear and raise a child. Will they find true love? (Answer: yes but with a lot of Cannibal jokes and murders in between)
“What would you wish for in a future partner?”
Will just sighed. “I hope they like to cuddle, fit in with the pack, are obedient and like to play fetch.”
Freddie´s nervous twitch in her cheek started up again. “You´re describing a dog.”
“Yes a dog, I want my future partner to be a dog.”
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Bookmarked by bisexualandready2die
02 Jul 2022
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Hannibal Lecter is three things.
↠ A single father to his three year old daughter, Mischa.
↠ A psychiatrist.
↠ The Chesapeake Ripper.And then he meets young cop Will Graham who is brimming with potential in all the ways that intrigue him, and realizes he may actually be a fourth thing.
↠ Obsessed, and potentially in love, with Will Graham.
Bookmarked by bisexualandready2die
19 May 2022