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counterproductive by galacticbestbuds
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
07 Dec 2020
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“It’s just for one night… will you please think about it, Saiki-kun?”
Her puppy-dog eyes do not work on him.
Unfortunately, they work on God.
OR: Because what better way to get back at Teruhashi’s scumbag brother than pretend to be her boyfriend for the night? A lot of ways, actually. It just so happens that this way also involves promises of coffee jelly.
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14 May 2025
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Youve converted me the lightbulb in my head just turned on
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Pure chaotic Robin energy.
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25 Apr 2025
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23 Apr 2025
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There’s not really a point in owning a car, especially with the cost of insurance. With the threat of student debt looming overhead like a cloud, Bernard can’t afford to buy a car without help, and there’s no way he’ll ever ask Tim.
So Bernard doesn’t really drive. He’s happy to let his weirdly specific driving skills get swept under the rug, because the thing he has with Tim still feels delicate and new, and he doesn’t want to ruin it by bringing up that his uncle was in a gang and hey, he just happened to teach Bernard how to drive. Bernard wants to avoid any kind of conversation around crime in Gotham, actually. Especially after what happened in high school.
It’s not like he’s ever going to need to drive a getaway car, anyway. As far as Bernard is concerned, it’ll never come up.
Bernard learned to drive from his henchman uncle. The last place he expects to use this skill is at a dinner with his boyfriend's family.
timbern week 2023 day #3 "Be Gay Do Crime" | Dowd Crime Family | Making Out In
The BatmobileDick's van- Language:
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22 Apr 2025
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I loved thee, though I told thee not, (--Right earlily and long,) by llamallamaduck for Hallowtide
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
21 Sep 2023
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The news that Timothy Drake, Gotham’s cryptid millionaire, has shot the Joker dead during a public live-stream hits the world like a freight train—and that is just the opening salvo of his bugfuck plan.
Maybe there exists, in the multiverse, a configuration of Jason Todd who will weather this with decorum, dignity and self-respect. This version of Jason Todd decides that the life of an academic is not, really, all that rewarding. In contrast, the life of Timothy Drake’s live-in house-husband is looking more appealing by the second.
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- Part 14 of Set in Batman-verse
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"He should do something—stop this. Only Jason, half a villain, half insane, locked in a fucking asylum, to fix Tim and save Bruce and make everything okay again. And he can’t. He can’t."
Jason's new roommate bears a striking resemblance to the Joker. And the new Robin. And somewhere along the line, things have gone very, very wrong.
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19 Apr 2025
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Reverse Robin AU by yellow_caballero
Fandom: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Impulse (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics)
17 Jul 2022
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13 Apr 2025
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Some lunatic in a bat costume is running around Gotham clowning on fools, but local delinquent Stephanie Brown has way bigger problems. When her father and friends start joining mob wars Steph knows she has to do something about it before Gotham collapses. If that means joining up with rich dudes playing dress up, pasty nerds with hacking and photography habits, and throwing on a costume herself, then that’s just what she’ll have to do. Even if Batman works alone. She’s convincing.
In which Stephanie Brown rocks the radical nineties and becomes the first Robin, ruining Batman’s life and giving Tim Drake a hobby.
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12 Apr 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I walked in for the giggles and found myself entranced in the feels
Oh my god how I love girlhood
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World’s Saddest Breakfast Club by motleyfam for batmoniker
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
31 Jul 2021
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Following a couple of Very Bad Weeks™ (which may or may not have involved being kidnapped and mildly tortured), Jason decides the best way to cheer himself up is to break into the Manor for a 3 a.m. snack.
Turns out he isn’t the only one awake.
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17 Feb 2025
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Rebellious teenagers don’t get coffee by Ididloveyou_once
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
25 Apr 2021
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‘Who’s dead?’ A tinny voice sounded through the phone speaker, ‘it’s five in the fucking morning so someone better be dead.’
‘Jason,’ Dick glared at Tim as if daring him to speak. The younger boy shrunk into himself instinctively.
'Why don’t you tell your hungover little brother about the dangers of hard drugs?’
The other side of the call fell silent and then-
‘Ten minutes.’
The line went dead.
Or: Tim throws a party. Dick's not impressed. Jason just wishes that he wasn't the only person in this family with a functioning brain cell (all drug use is by side characters only).
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16 Feb 2025
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skipping stones by qigiined
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
04 Oct 2021
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Feemor bows his head in gratitude and hurries down to see Qui-Gon in the halls of Healing. He has been trapped in an oxygen mask there and has been assigned a healer to loom over him, should the thought of escape pass through his mind. He asks Feemor if he would be so kind as to look after Obi-Wan for him for the week that he has been assigned to remain in the hall for.
Feemor only vibrates in place a little bit.“Of course, Master,” he says. “Don’t you worry one bit. Where is he?”
“Excellent question,” Master Qui-Gon says. “Start with that and follow your nose.”
(Obi-Wan gets to spend some time with his big brother Feemor and they learn about the struggles of being both padawan and master.)
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12 Feb 2025
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Inversion by BonesforTime
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
12 Sep 2021
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After the saltwater pool, they talk about nothing and everything, and Gideon learns one last, terrible secret.
“The option of destruction had been your constant companion since you were three years old.” – Harrow the Ninth, Chapter 6
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25 Jan 2025
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Your Necro Questions Answered by Magichorse
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
18 Jul 2021
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Syndicated columnist "Nav the Cav" offers a sympathetic ear to cavaliers across the galaxy and dispenses practical, no-nonsense, real talk advice on how to properly manage and care for your necromancer.
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25 Jan 2025
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who ya gonna call? by igneousbitch
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
30 Mar 2021
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“Fret not, honeybun.” Gideon shook her red hair out of her eyes, belligerent. “I’m not totally sold on your whole skepticism thing.”
“Well,” Harrow said, ignoring the nickname. She turned to the rest of the room, clearing her throat politely before addressing the empty air. “Ghosts, if you’re real, give us a sign. Make a noise. Move something. Send a shiver down our backs. Whisper softly into Nav’s left ear—”
“I seriously fucking hate you.”-
(Casual sex and paranormal investigation. Not necessarily in that order.)
(or: the Buzzfeed Unsolved AU in which Gideon is ready to fight a ghost, and Harrow just wants to be haunted.)
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- Part 1 of unsolved au
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25 Jan 2025
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He knows the pain Bruce is trying to spare, the gnawing, aching feeling of hunger that no child should ever know.
It bites at Clark -- scrapes at his very marrow, the things that sink deeper into him than Kal or Superman. To think that Gotham believes Bruce Wayne to be a man who has never known want.
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23 Jan 2025
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Pounding the Pavement (Running on Empty) by chibi_nightowl
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics)
02 Sep 2017
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“I’ve lost all of you at some point, Tim. All except you.” Bruce pauses, seeking and struggling to find the right words. “Out of all of us, if you were to step away, I think you’d be able to stay away. To be normal."
It’s okay if you leave before you’re taken away.
“I’ll never be normal, Bruce,” Tim replies thoughtfully. “It’s not in the cards. But I think…I think when I’m well enough, I need a change of scenery. A more permanent one.”
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21 Jan 2025
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Regulus Black has known he will drown since before he was old enough to put it into words.
He's never told anyone—not his friends, not his family, not his Divination professor, because a Seer is a powerful tool, and the last thing he wants is to be turned into a weapon.
But Britain is at war, and Regulus's secret is not as safe as he thinks it is.
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16 Jan 2025
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Stages of Hope by Kayly Silverstorm (Kayly_Silverstorm)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Aug 2022
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“Your robes are…red,” Hermione finally said, strangely accusing.
“Burgundy!” Severus protested. Red was tacky. Burgundy, however, had class.
“And what did you do to your hair?” she asked in horrified fascination.
Snape’s hand rose to his scalp.
“Nothing! What is wrong with you? I just washed it and blow-dried it like every morning…”
“Ah, I see.” She nodded and stepped back. “Alternate dimension. It must be.”
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15 Jan 2025
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Maui Melon Mint by motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
08 Apr 2024
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“The analysis is complete. The bottle residue and samples we collected all tested positive for norovirus RNA—or, as it’s more commonly known, stomach flu.”
“Jesus take the wheel…” Timothy says under his breath, ducking his head and tapping his fingers to his forehead, chest, and each shoulder in the sign of the cross.
Damian rolls his eyes. “Aren’t you Jewish, Drake.”
“I am an immunocompromised agnostic who just sat through a four-hour stakeout with three people who are now puking their guts up,” he bites back. “I will take anyone who’s listening.”
Richard gives a weak snort. “So this is a literal Hail Mary?”
Timothy glares back. “You can shut up.”
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In the case of Bats vs. Stomach Bug, there can only be one victor.
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Bookmarked by blahajblowfish
07 Jan 2025
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In the cave, Regulus doesn’t beg for it to stop. He begs not be left behind, alone.
Perhaps this is why, when Kreacher gives one last look over his shoulder and sees terrible, pale hands reaching for his master, he appears in a flash at Regulus’ side, clutches him by the elbow, and Apparates them both out of the cave, directly disobeying his master’s last order.
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- Part 1 of fruitbowls
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Bookmarked by blahajblowfish
02 Jan 2025