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    Party Poison would never turn down another killjoy in need; even if said killjoy is the most annoying little shit in the Zones.

    Meanwhile Fun Ghoul is only looking for a crew to hide out with for a couple of days. But he ends up finding a lot more than that - a family.

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    New and exclusive: The not-remotely-canon-related story of how Fun Ghoul joined the Fabulous Killjoys!

    Nothing dramatic happens in this at all. It's literally just queer people in the desert being incredibly annoying and loving each other very much. If that's your thing.

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    31 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    The one where Roy and Jaime are stepbrothers.

    “Oi, listen up, cuz I’m only going to say this once.” Silence fell over the room and all heads turned to Roy. His index finger pointing towards the players to emphasize the seriousness. “Anyone who talks about this ever again gets headbutted. If this winds up in the Sun tomorrow and I find out who talked, I will cut off your balls, roast them with a nice glaze and then feed them back to you. Got it.” There were nervous nods of agreement.
    “My dad married Tartt’s mom. I hate the prick,” Roy pointed at Jamie who gave the lads a jaunty wave, “but they are happy together so we tolerate each other.”

    Too bad no one remembered to tell Ted…

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    20 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Summer is ending and Party Poison wants to dance.
    Fun Ghoul’s two years into being an established member of the Fabulous Killjoys, he’s comfortable, useful, and happily being dragged into some strange dance with Poison. But everyone has ghosts in the Zones.
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    Ghoul and Poison fall in love while sneaking out to go clubbing together, but Ghoul's got a past, Poison's got a Scarecrow hunting them down, and at some point, a gun goes off.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    Jamie's trying to be good, is the thing. A good man would go visit his dad in hospital, no matter how much he'd rather not, right? If it were Jamie himself who were ill or hurt, Dad probably wouldn't come all the way to London for him... but Jamie is better than him. This proves it.

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    jamie’s dad is ill.

    they haven’t seen each other in a year.

    things are complicated.

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    29 Jul 2025

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    Before the events of the books, Adam accepts an offer from the Gray Man. His collision with the Greywaren is inevitable, but this time he has even more secrets to hide.

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    06 Feb 2025