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Potter and Malfoy's Guide to the Internet by Bitui_n
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Nov 2025
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Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.
Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
Draco: Our minions-
Harry: Followers
Draco: -keep commenting itIn a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.
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Seventeen College AU:
A chaotic college life in which Seokmin almost runs over a cute stranger in the rain at 3 AM, Seungcheol and Mingyu are forced into a group project with Yoon Jeonghan (someone save poor Mingyu), Jihoon desperately tries to stop Hoshi from picking fights with grandmas, and Minghao is so done with Seokmin and Mingyu.
Jeongcheol, seoksoo and gyuhao centered
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Hoon ❄️: guess who was at the rink tonight
jakey jakey🐶: ??? is it someone we know
Hoon ❄️: yeah
Hoon ❄️: it was umm
Hoon ❄️: kim sunoojakey jakey🐶: dude WHAT
Or: Between physics homework and Sunghoon's brutal figure skating schedule, Jake and Sunghoon don't really get out much. Which is fine! That's how it's always been, afterall.
All that changes with the introduction of head cheerleader Kim Sunoo into their otherwise mundane lives, who brings along with him football games, houseparties, and worst of all, one stupidly handsome captain of the basketball team who Jake just can't seem to get out of his head.
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Please Don't Kill Me, Mr. Ghostface (I Wanna Kiss You in the Dark) by malamyszk
Fandoms: ENHYPEN (Band)
02 Nov 2025
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“What the fuck!” the guy shouts, and then his fist comes out again. It’s not a hard punch; it’s a quick jab that packs little force, but the surprise of it – and him landing in the exact same spot – makes Riki grunt. “Why the fuck would you jump out like that!”
“I didn’t jump,” Riki grunts. “And it’s literally my job.”
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Surely, something must have got lost in translation because Heeseung doesn’t know how asking for a little taste of Paris somehow equated to this. Maybe he should have been more specific.