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How to Accidentally Become Liyue's Royal Consort (and Imperial Princess) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jun 2025
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"Zhongli, xiansheng, babe," Childe said carefully, turning the box over. "Not that I don’t appreciate getting gifts, but why did you just give me six pristine dragon teeth?"
Zhongli, standing across from him with the composed air of a man who did not just hand over a box full of prehistoric murder weapons, sipped his tea. "It is customary."
Childe stared at him. Then at the dragon teeth. Then back at him. "Customary for what?!"
Zhongli placed his teacup down with the grace of an immortal who had far too much patience for his mortal lover’s nonsense. "In ancient Liyuean courtship, the first stage is the Presentation of Worth. One must procure six treasures of great value to offer to their intended. The quality of these treasures reflects the depth of one’s devotion."
In which Zhongli courts Childe the ancient Liyuean way—and Childe suffers.
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- Part 19 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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30 Jun 2025
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out with the old, in with the new by littledemon66
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Jan 2022
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Zhongli gets paid a visit from a certain bard from Mondstadt at the end of the year. Said bard and a certain Fatui Harbinger accidentally meet. Cue the jealous dragon.
But his doubts are easily cleared on the last day of the year.
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28 Jun 2025
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But then he met Childe. His Ajax. This lovely, beautiful, strong warrior with eyes so inhumanly dead that Zhongli had to hold himself back on their first meeting. Touched by the Abyss and yet seemingly untouched by everything else.
A warrior who seeks nothing but battles and strength.
He appealed to Zhongli as much as he appealed to Morax.
And once he had made up his mind the chopsticks were already purchased and gifted away.- Language:
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28 Jun 2025
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Childe wants more from Zhongli than just sweet kisses. So what better way is there than to get hitted on by Neuvillette? Another dragon?
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28 Jun 2025
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Darlin', I Fall to Pieces When I'm With You by Salmonellagogo
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Feb 2024
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The consequence of immortality is much too grave for most humans.
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26 Jun 2025
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“This would do nicely,” he said.
“Right?” Childe grinned. “I think Tonia would love it! Now, which one would suit mama better, you think?”
Zhongli took one of the two samples he offered, sniffing it carefully, and all the way never breaking eye contact with Childe.
His stone heart beat faster when Childe leaned closer to him.
He wasn’t ready to end it. Not this soon. Not ever.or, Zhongli's attempt to baby trap Childe.
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26 Jun 2025
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Ajax returns to Liyue after accepting Zhongli's proposition of marriage.
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- Part 2 of Life With You
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23 Jun 2025
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When the Tsaritsa receives and invitation from Morax announcing he is in search for a spouse, she takes the opportunity and sends Ajax to Liyue.
Of course, the man ends up falling for someone else. He admits he has failed his mission, but little does he know he has been successful all along.
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- Part 1 of Life With You
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21 Jun 2025
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Rex Lapis decides to accost Tartaglia in a…different form.
Or, Childe’s Adventures in Babysitting and Gnosis Thieving.
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20 Jun 2025
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Childe asks Zhongli for one last dinner before leaving Liyue. Zhongli accepts.
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20 Jun 2025
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Prologue: How to Ruin Your Life with Chopsticks
Tartaglia woke up one morning as a free man. By lunchtime, he was married.
To Zhongli.
And the worst part? He had no idea.
Somewhere in Liyue, bets were placed, contracts were reviewed, and Xiao was having an existential crisis.
By the time Childe finally found out, it was already too late.
All because of a pair of chopsticks.
And Zhongli? He was just sipping his damn tea.
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17 Jun 2025
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When "Want Some Chopsticks?" Actually Means "Marry Me" by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 May 2025
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“You… you’re telling me,” Childe said, slowly, “that you proposed to me with chopsticks?”
Zhongli sipped his tea, serene as a damn pond. “Yes. In Liyuean tradition, the offering of chopsticks during a shared meal, particularly those of precious material, signifies a lifelong bond. One does not make such a gesture lightly.”
“You proposed to me with a FUCKING UTENSIL?!”
Zhongli blinked. “Language, darling.”
In which Childe proposes with a diamond ring, only to discover Zhongli beat him to it... with chopsticks.
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- Part 14 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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17 Jun 2025
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Chase Young el todopoderoso señor de mal, se ha encontrado con el joven genio maligno de Jack Spicer; sin embargo, la ira estalla casi inmediatamente luego de su primer encuentro, ¿Por qué?, bien, pues no es su primer encuentro y Chase detesta que Jack no lo recuerde
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16 Jun 2025
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In another world, the famous Xiaolin group are unsure what to do! Facing a cruel Emperor with his beloved Phoenix, the Xiaolin team needs to get out of here!
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16 Jun 2025
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Basically, Childe wants Zhongli to check out his new outfit, and it turns Zhongli on. So much.
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16 Jun 2025
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How to Get an Archon to "Dick Down" You (Spoiler: Just Ask) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Jun 2025
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The first time Zhongli witnesses Childe in his natural habitat—dripping in scandal and surrounded by too many admirers to be decent—he sighs so deeply that the ocean levels may have shifted in response.
The second time, Childe grinds against him in a Liyue alleyway, all feral grins and murmured filth, and Zhongli, who has endured millennia of warfare and cataclysm, is forced to admit he might not survive this.
The third time, well—
“Zhongli, babe, you’re looking at me like I’m a half-priced artifact set and I just wanna say—I’m flattered, really—but let’s be real, if you wanted a piece, you could’ve just said so,” Childe purrs, leaning against a pillar in the Wangshu Inn, shirt unbuttoned to the fourth degree of depravity.
A lesser man would combust. Zhongli, refined and ancient, merely blinks. “A piece of what, exactly?”
In which Childe learns that wooing an Archon is harder than expected—and being wooed by one is worse.
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- Part 17 of ZhongChi / ChiLi Oneshots
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13 Jun 2025
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After the disaster at Fontaine, Zhongli decides to invite Neuvillette to dinner. Their husbands discover they have more in common than they thought.
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A dinner where everything is fluff.
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- Part 1 of Genshin Story 🧙🏻
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13 Jun 2025
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Two idiots in love who don’t know how to confess like an ordinary person.
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Submitted for Dead Partridge in a Pear Tree
One chapter for each day prompt
Day 1: Drugging
Day 2: Body Modification
Day 3: Extreme Penetration- Language:
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09 Jun 2025
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your tears are sweet (like honey) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Mar 2022
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Childe tastes much better when he's unaware.
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09 Jun 2025
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How interesting. A fight… If a fight is what Childe wants, then Zhongli is more than happy to indulge him. If he must subdue this dangerous, troublesome, but oh so gorgeous man, with force, then so be it.
If Zhongli can’t have Childe, then the next best thing would be to make sure that nobody else can, either.
Or; upon realising that he is running out of time, Zhongli takes matters into his own hands.
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09 Jun 2025