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    kon really wants 10 different piercings and has the great idea to make tim do it with a kryptonite needle... spoiler alert, it doesnt go that well.

    based off of this art by @soup.and.sasha on instagram, which i was given permission to include at the end :)

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    13 Oct 2025

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    Being friends with benefits ironically has its downsides; Clark would give anything for more than what he and Bruce have.
    As it happens, he does get more. Far more than he could have predicted.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.

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    06 Oct 2025

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    Clark finds out - from Eve Teschmacher of all people - that his anatomy is more alien than he ever thought it was. After an awkward conversation with Kara, he consults the only person that might know more about the Kryptonian reproductive system...

    But the psychosexually obsessed Lex Luthor is not willing to give him something for nothing.

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    05 Oct 2025

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    The funeral is a week later. The church is sterile and nearly empty. Bruce sits next to Alfred in the front row. His eyes are fixed on his shoes the whole time. His eyes are dull and unfocused. The speakers, for there are so many, talk and talk and talk until he thinks about screaming for them to shut up. He doesn’t care what they have to say! Alfred always squeezes his hand when he feels that very strong thought and he knows he can’t do that to Alfred because he loved his parents too.

    The last one to speak is an old priest, his dad's childhood one, he thinks. He wants to summon enough energy to look up and pay attention but the words about God’s love and kindness curdle the thoughts sour before he even manages it. God is cruel if one or more even exists.

    He thinks to himself that maybe if he were to meet one what he would do. Maybe he would shout at them until his voice was gone. Maybe he would fight them. He thinks he would make them weak though. That makes the most sense to him. If he were to make a god or more mortal then, they would be subject to the misery they created or, at the least, didn’t stop.

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