captaincravatthecapricious
Fandoms
- The Magnus Archives (Podcast) (45)
- Malevolent (Podcast) (21)
- Encanto (2021) (1)
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Floral Sheets on Long-Given-Up Ghosts by captaincravatthecapricious
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
30 Oct 2025
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Times when Arthur and John ended up in Parker's bed and one time he was invited into theirs.
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I've Sang This Sorry Song One Too Many Times by captaincravatthecapricious
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
14 Oct 2025
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Parker Yang tries to think the best of his partner. But when Arthur doesn’t come home one night after he’s supposed to be meeting a suspect at a speakeasy, it’s not hard to imagine Arthur might have let himself get distracted. That is until he picks up an injured Arthur and not a hungover Arthur from the drunk tank the next morning. Irritation becomes worry.
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Jumanji 2 Electric Boogaloo by captaincravatthecapricious
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Oct 2025
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After the Unknowing, Jon wakes up alone. Martin and Gerry work for Lukas. Tim and Georgie won't answer his texts. Basira hardly gives him the time of day. Melanie quits. At least Daisy talks to him after he rescues her from the Buried. But where is Sasha James? All signs point to her being dead and replaced, but one day Jon receives a note that points him towards a certain spooky video game!
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- Part 2 of Jumanji
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The Lord Looked Down Said “Hey, You’re Only Mortal” by captaincravatthecapricious for quakergoth
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
14 Feb 2025
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Another fic in the recovery time after the Witch, this time with some John feels!
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Undisturbed by the Cacophony by captaincravatthecapricious
Fandoms: Malevolent (Podcast)
29 Sep 2024
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What made Parker peel a drunk off of a sticky bar counter? How did that lead to Arthur joining him on a case? How did that lead to them sharing a life and a home?
One day Parker Yang stumbles over the long legs of a drunk in an alley. He doesn't think much of it at the time, but both their lives are about to change.
For the Malevolent Big Bang 2024!!!!!!
(Title from War on Everything by Joshua Burnside)
Recent series
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I Make Sail for the Dawn Till the Darkness has Gone (Parker Lives AU) by captaincravatthecapricious
Fandom Malevolent (Podcast)
30 Oct 2025
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Parker finds Arthur and John in NYC after they've been separated. Everyone has a lot of healing to do.
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wrong as rain by rockandrollinator
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Apr 2026
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“I'm good. Just have a slight headache,” Grace muttered, knowing he wasn’t fooling Rocky by insisting he was totally and completely fine, “Gonna get some medication in me, lay down for a few minutes, then I’ll be right as rain.”
“Grace said body was good. Head pain was not mentioned. Rocky no understand rain statement; explain, question?”
Rocky rolled behind Grace as he started back toward the medbay, resigned to his fate as another pulse of pain shot through his skull. He tried to shake it off, clearing his throat, “Right as rain means…uh, ‘good as new,’ I guess? Does that make sense?”
He stumbled over a discarded jumpsuit on the floor, hissing when his already bruised knees dug into the metal floor. God, he was really stupid like this, huh?
“Grace wrong as rain now.”
(Grace has a migraine, Rocky helps as best as he can.)
Bookmarked by captaincravatthecapricious
20 Apr 2026
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I Crawl Inside and Turn the Cockpit Clockwise by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Apr 2026
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‘You have three hours.’
Stratt’s words echo in Ryland’s head. He is huddled on top of a building surrounded by satellite dishes, curling up as small as he can make himself, legs pulled up to his chest, arms slung around them, head buried in his knees. He must look pretty pathetic but no one will see him up here and even if they did, he’s kind of over it. They just asked him to die, he deserves a bit of a mental breakdown, thank you very much.
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Three times Ryland Grace wasn't given enough time to think about where he wants to go and one time he was given all the time in the world.
Bookmarked by captaincravatthecapricious
18 Apr 2026
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Now Trending: My Mate and the Human They Didn't Want by Acewithapaintbrush
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
16 Apr 2026
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It's not jealousy. Adrian is adamant about that. They are actually insisting that it’s not any emotion at all. Not even dislike. They are simply completely uninterested in anything that concerns “the human”.
Rocky believes them. Adrian has always been the level-headed one out of the two of them. They are too logical to be jealous. They acknowledge that Grace and Rocky have a special bond after everything they went through together and also understand that none of that will ever pose a threat to their relationship.
Neither are they heartless or ungrateful. They know that Grace is the only reason that Rocky is back at all, the only reason their star has stopped dying. Adrian has told Rocky again and again that they are grateful and happy and wish the alien no ill will. They even helped with the construction of the biodome.
And yet they have no desire to get to know Grace.
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You know those videos where the dad is like "You may keep the cat but I will have nothing to do with it" and a few days later they are smothering the kitty with cuddles and love?
Adrian never stood a chance.
Bookmarked by captaincravatthecapricious
18 Apr 2026
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My Lover and the Alien by Velika_Azure_Wing
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
18 Apr 2026
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Adrian's love has returned to them from the stars and brought along... an alien. All new things take an adjustment period. Some are just stranger than others.
Bookmarked by captaincravatthecapricious
18 Apr 2026
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How to Make Like an Airlock and Vent: A Scientific Method by Pokimoko
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Apr 2026
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ABSTRACT: Months into their journey to Erid, Grace decides to pass the time and distract his wandering mind by writing a scientific paper. Considering his track record, it’s safe to say that absolutely nothing can go wrong with that.
KEYWORDS: Astrophage, kindness, memory, space exploration, cooperative breeding, grief, friendship
Bookmarked by captaincravatthecapricious
16 Apr 2026