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    Derek has been in a lot of bad situations. This one easily makes the top five. Or would, if Dean and Sam Winchester were actually acting like the sadistic psychopaths he expected them to be. Instead, Dean is referencing Star Trek, Sam is comforting Reid, and Derek has never been more confused.

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    14 Oct 2026

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    "How are people gonna sign your cast?" the girl asks. "If it's all black?"

    "Um. Dunno. S’okay,” Daryl says awkwardly when it becomes clear she’s waiting for some kind of response. “Ain’t like - don’t really think nobody’ll wanna sign it anyway. So."

    Instead of getting the kid to let up, this statement seems to somehow capture her interest. She uncurls in the chair a little, looking at him with a wide-open face. “Why not?"

    But he’s saved from having to answer that by Carol the desk lady, who breaks into a little half-run when she sees Daryl waiting. “Sorry, sorry - just had to step away for a moment, sorry about that, Daryl.”

    “S’fine,” Daryl mumbles. She doesn’t have to apologize to him for taking a piss or whatever, good Lord.

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    09 Sep 2026

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    “What do you think of the Waynes?” Percy had asked Annabeth the week before. “Seems like they’re in Gotham’s headlines all the time, and not always for great reasons. You think they’re involved with the mob or something?”

    “The opposite, actually,” Annabeth had replied, a wry smile on her face.

    “What’s the opposite of the mob?”

    “In Gotham? What do you think?”

    Percy’s eyes had widened. “No. No way. Bruce Wayne is such a goof, there’s no way--,”

    “Wouldn’t that be the best cover, though?”

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    Poseidon once told Percy he was his favorite son.

    But he's not the only one.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Steve held up his hands as ten pairs of eyes – and nine pairs of weapons – turned towards him. All of them looked battle-hardened.

    An alarm went off in his mind: 'Danger!' It screamed. 'Back off!' But, at the same time, he couldn’t help but wonder… What had happened to them?

    “Look, I don’t know why you all think it’s a good idea to dress up as Achilles -”

    A snort from the tall, black-haired boy.

    “But you all need to get out of here, now. It’s dangerous here for kids like you. ”

    They just looked at him – eyebrows raised. Then the impish one started to laugh.

    “Sorry - Did you just say it's dangerous for… kids like us ?”

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    Our favorite gang of demigods swoops in to save the day when the Avengers struggle during the battle of New York. There are repercussions.

    Featuring: A constantly anxious Percy Jackson who is very attracted to his girlfriend, a kick-ass and competent Annabeth Chase, and a bunch of traumatized kids who just deserve peace and quiet but probably will not get it.

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    17 Apr 2026

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    “The body is a temple, Diego dear,” Klaus sighs, using Diego's own words against him. He pats the alpha's cheek condescendingly, “I said I was going cold turkey, didn’t I?”

    “And that includes your heat suppressants and birth control too, huh?” Allison asks from the couch. “Hey, no judgment from us, you smell like fresh cookies.”

    (Heat highs are Klaus' new "healthy" drug of choice. No one in the family seems to mind except Diego. AU)

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    11 Mar 2026