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I wrote this for @postmodernmaglor as their secret santa gift for the Drarry Squad exchange, Christmas 2016. To be honest, this has given me tremendous fic anxiety and there are probably typos, but I can't bear to read through for them (feel free to point them out). Big thank you to @drarryexchange over on tumblr for organising this bit of festive fun and for making me write this - it's been good for me to have a deadline to work to!
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Royal Bloodshed (working title) by catratbatsnake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Macbeth - Shakespeare
25 Oct 2016
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A Harry Potter/MacBeth remix. More plot from MacBeth, more characters from HP. Hopefully you won't need to heave read both of them for this to make sense.
All of this is owned by JKR and Shakespeare/Creative Commons; I'm just having fun letting my favourite characters explore a new universe. Well, they might not have fun. Sorry about that.
Chapters wise, I'm following the layout of the play, so there will some variation in length etc.
(Mostly) Non-magical, fifteenth-century Scottish nobility AU.
This is gonna get nasty in later chapters; I will update ratings/warnings/tags/characters as we go along.
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Draco is so far gone and doesn't know it; Hermione is on the warpath. Sixth year - canon divergent.
From this prompt on tumblr -> http://dr-aco.tumblr.com/post/147165700400/ok-but-hermione-secretly-brewing-amortentia-in
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Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And I would have stayed up with you all night
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This story begins in the week leading up to the Sectumsempra incident (chapter 24 of HBP), and details the author's reimagingngs of how events might have proceeded, had things in the bathroom gone slightly differently.
Warning: assumes the reader is familiar with the canon (at least up until the end of HBP). Contains spoilers for HBP/DH.
All of the characters (et cetera) in this work are intellectual property of J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros. The author makes no claim of ownership - merely enjoys exploring the Universe a little further.
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With the wizarding world on lockdown due to a magic-draining pandemic, Harry is stuck in Grimmauld Place, bored and alone—until the ghost of Draco Malfoy shows up to haunt him.
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20 Jan 2022
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On Hallowe’en night, 1981, Sirius runs for his freedom and ends up as a dog on the doorstep of No. 11 Privet Drive. But that’s only the beginning. What comes next is a desperate hunt for the evidence to give Sirius his life back, and give Harry a home.
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29 Nov 2021
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Under the Bludgeonings of Chance by spookywoods for thisbloodycat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2018
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After eight months on his first undercover mission, Harry suddenly finds himself caught up in a bizarre mix of events revolving around a red kneazle, the murder of a rich Pureblood, and an unapologetic, acrobatic Draco Malfoy.
Featuring Greek Curses, out of season Christmas Jumpers, and Gilderoy Lockhart's sister (or is it?).
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Sex and the Art of Castle Maintenance by birdsofshore for PukingPastilles
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Dec 2018
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"Come on, boys," Zabini drawled. "You’re only delaying the inevitable."
Trouble always had a way of finding Harry, and eighth year was obviously going to be no exception.
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06 Jul 2019
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Harry never expected to spend eighth year listening to Draco Malfoy wanking.
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