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    Draco Malfoy had done alright for himself after the war. He had built himself from the ground up as a Private Investigator, one of Wizarding Britain's best. He prided himself on his stellar reputation and his ability to track down his targets. When he was contracted to hunt down the elusive Harry Potter, who had abandoned Wizarding society almost a decade previously and had not been seen since, he knew he had to take the job.

    He had expected a quick in and out, write a report on Potter's whereabouts, and send it off, but of course, it was never that simple where Potter was concerned. Forbade against his will from writing anything true about Potter to the press, he instead had to settle for coming up with increasingly preposterous lies to keep his secret life hidden. Surely nothing bad could come from Draco spending so much time around the reclusive Potter, right?

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    09 Nov 2025

  2. Rec 50

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    James finds it increasingly difficult to keep secrets so he turns to the internet for advice.

    It wasn’t helpful.

    There’s always Noah Kahan instead.

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    23 Sep 2024

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    Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?

    prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA

    In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.

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    21 Sep 2024

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    James is admittedly very confused for all of two seconds until Sirius calls to the boy, “Hey Reggie, you’re here finally, only took you for-fucking-ever!”

    Oh no.

    Oh fuck no.

    The boy that James has been sharing literally all of his secrets to this past week, with the knowledge that they were absolute strangers, is Sirius’s brother. This is great. Terrific.
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    Regulus Black begins his freshman year at the same university as his brother. He's expecting to finally spend time with Sirius while working toward his dream career. James Potter is entering his sophomore year at university with his best friends Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew. His only problem? He's falling apart and none of his friends know.

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    07 Sep 2024

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    What if Jesus had ended up at Woodbury instead of the Hilltop? What if he met the group at the prison in season 3?

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    Paul rounded the corner to the row of cells leading to the one he’d been locked in, only to find Daryl there, in the middle of the walkway, staring at the spot Paul was supposed to be. Paul stopped and took a bite out of the cookie in his hand. It was sweet and horribly stale. Hard as a rock, it crunched loudly when it broke under the force of his teeth.

    Daryl’s head whipped around and their eyes locked. Paul watched in fascination as Daryl’s expression slipped quickly from surprise to anger, his face flushing red all the way down his neck. Paul took another almost painful bite of the cookie, crunching noisily while he chewed.

    “The hell’re you doin’?”

    “You didn’t leave me any food. I was hungry,” Paul said, raising what remained of the cookie in explanation. “I was coming back like a good prisoner.”

    “Good prisoners don’t go walkin’ around the prison stealin’ shit.”

    Paul hummed in thought. “I suppose it depends on how you define a good prisoner, doesn’t it?”

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    15 Aug 2024