cattewife
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take me for a (bus) ride by cattewife
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
24 Jul 2026
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Hua Cheng versus public transportation-- fight!
[ this is (once again) sneeze fetish fanfiction. click at your own discretion. ]
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It's a cold, rainy night, and Xie Lian has a little surprise for Hua Cheng.
[ this is sneeze fetish fanfiction. click at your own discretion. ]
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- Part 5 of oh my god they were mutuals
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Hua Cheng knew Xie Lian would be great at this.
However, the rest of the raid group? Not so satisfying.Series
- Part 4 of oh my god they were mutuals
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Hua Cheng and Xie Lian, mutuals online and now in love irl, navigate emotions, boundaries, and allergies to figure out the future of wuming-wavs.
[ this is sneeze fetish fanfiction. click at your own discretion. ]
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- Part 3 of oh my god they were mutuals
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Xie Lian’s self control is challenged when he spends a whole livestream in the room with his new boyfriend while Hua Cheng is working through an allergy attack.
[ this is sneeze fetish fanfiction. click at your own discretion. ]
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- Part 2 of oh my god they were mutuals
Recent series
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oh my god they were mutuals by cattewife
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2025
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hualian modern au snzfic extras by cattewife
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Nov 2025
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Hua Cheng used to despise his one insurmountable weakness: his allergies to seemingly everything. He used to think that revealing them would spell the end of his relationship with Xie Lian. But it turns out Xie Lian's desires aren't so straightforward; he's more turned on by the sneezing than anything else, and afraid that Hua Cheng wouldn't like that! After the ups and downs of kink discoveries and reassurances, the two are more secure in their relationship (and their sex life) than ever before. But the allergies certainly don't go away just because you stopped hiding them!
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hualian modern au snzfic by cattewife
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jun 2025
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Modern!AU:
Hua Cheng must have been born under a bad star like in old legends. Growing up, not only was one of his eyes strange and unsightly, he's also cursed with allergies that are prone to betraying him with fits of uncontrollable sneezes and sniffles in response to stupid, unavoidable things like pollen and animals.Fast forward to when he meets his savior, Xie Lian, again as adults (determined not to let his beloved know about this failing), and is introduced to Xie Lian's longtime companion: Ruoye, the biggest, fluffiest, white cat Hua Cheng has ever seen.
Now he's playing a long game to hide his weakness from his boyfriend(!). His time may be about to be up, but Hua Cheng's luck has changed since childhood: Xie Lian is into it.
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wu ming reveal 'verse by cattewife
Fandom 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jan 2025
- Words:
- 11,728
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- 2
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Noon Flower by breathlessadoration for cattewife
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 | Heaven Official's Blessing (Cartoon)
09 Dec 2025
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Really, indulging Hua Cheng so often could ruin a person. Well, indulging in Hua Cheng, anyway. It was unfair to blame the man for something he had so little control over, no matter how much or how enthusiastically he leaned into it.
Xie Lian and Hua Cheng almost go on a planned lunch date (but not quite).
Bookmarked by cattewife
10 Dec 2025
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Who would do such a thing? by Apprendere for cattewife
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Oct 2025
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Hua Cheng finds himself laid low after centuries of searching for his god. At the mercy of a traitor in paradise manor, Hua Cheng is helpless.
Something is not as it seems.
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Hualian combines cnc with their amnesia monster and Hua Cheng sneezes about it.
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- Part 14 of Drips and Drabs - TGCF
Bookmarked by cattewife
25 Oct 2025
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Dinner (Eight Hundred Years in the Making) by Boomchick
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Aug 2023
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While making a meal for a sick Hua Cheng to balance his energies, Xie Lian takes inspiration (and joy, and sorrow) from memories of meals throughout his long life as Prince, Pauper, and beloved god.
Written for Heaven Official's Kitchen, the TGCF cookbook zine!
Bookmarked by cattewife
09 Sep 2024
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Following a series of bad decisions and some poor timing, Venti ends up in quite a... desperate situation. And he really didn't need to get tormented by his cat allergy on top of it, but it would appear luck isn't on his side tonight ~
Bookmarked by cattewife
15 Aug 2024
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The crew has a recriational work event on land, aka a party in a pub in some port town. Ed and Stede leave the party to have a bit of alone time (not like that) and stumble upon the perfect opportunity for some breaking and entering kind of fun.
The couple whose house they break into just happens to come back while they are there, forcing them to hide in a walk-in closet. Unfortunately the same walk in closet is full of cat hair and dandruff and someone just so happens to be allergic to said furry little creatures.
Bookmarked by cattewife
15 Aug 2024