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all i need is your magic touch by tarocards
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
16 Nov 2023
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“I thought they teach you patience at prince school,” Baz drawls, raising an eyebrow. “I suppose you flunked that class, dimwitted as you are.”
“And you probably excelled at your arrogance class at wizard academy,” I retort.
(or: simon is the crown prince of the kingdom, and baz is the sorcerer tasked to (un)willingly tend to his wounds)
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22 Sep 2024
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Simon Snow Skips Some Steps, Sincerely by StateOfBazlessness
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Aug 2023
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All while this is happening, in my foolishness I forget to notice a very important detail. Namely the enclosing sound of somebody running up the steps to our room, the way the door opens with wild force and immediately shuts itself. Baz, panting slightly, with a face redder than I have ever seen him before, stands against the door and blocks it with his whole body. Then, after a few seconds or so, he sees me.
Simon finds something that belongs to Baz and his magic acts up. Sexy shenanigans ensue.
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17 Aug 2024
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“Simon, I-“
“Ok.”
All the air left in my lungs suddenly takes a vacation. A very distant vacation. Halfway across the globe.
“What?”
“Ok. I’ll fuck you. Saints alive, I want to. So, so badly.”
Or: Simon and Baz’s first time
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02 Aug 2024
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When You Hold Me Tight by cutekilla
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
23 Feb 2024
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When someone tampers with Simon’s wand and it leads to a spell gone wrong (or twelve), Baz learns that maybe sometimes it really is okay to cuddle in your underwear with your unconscious unrequited love.
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- 1/1
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02 Aug 2024
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Kill 'Em With Kindness by monbons
Fandoms: Carry On | Simon Snow Series - Rainbow Rowell
24 Feb 2024
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Simon’s been stalking me again, stuck to me like a shadow, but it’s felt decidedly different than fifth year. No glares. No smoky, rage-fueled magick. No accusations of plotting. Just thoughtful glances and kindness after kindness after...
I feel my breath turn sharp and ragged.
Is this it? Am I already dying?
Or: Baz is a puddle of sadness. Dev and Niall don’t seem to care. Simon can’t stand any of it. Shenanigans ensue.
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- English
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- 6,488
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by catwearsblack
30 Jul 2024
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“Hey babe, would you mind if I made a Twitter account where I say I’m your boyfriend?”
He frowns at me.
“Explain.”
“Well, it’s mostly to fuck with your fans, to be fair. They’re so intense. I think it’d be a lot of fun. I wouldn’t share anything private or anything, I just want to see what that swarm of fangirls do when some rando goes on Twitter to claim he’s dating you.”----------------------------
I have also posted this story on Tumblr, if you'd rather read the tweets in an actual tweet format!
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20 Jul 2024
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Continuum by lemonbarsonly
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
05 Oct 2022
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This is absolutely plotless porn. Set in Any Way the Wind Blows, after the one and only Rainbow Rowell for sure implies that our boys have some naked sexy time, but leaves out all the delightful details. The line where Simon tells Baz that he can be angry, and Baz pulls his hair in response just does something to me. Hence…a fic comprised of pure smut with a splash of fluff, and clothes don’t make an appearance even once.
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Baz shows Simon just how “angry” he is after the whole Smith Smith-Richards debacle. Sexy smutty shenanigans ensue.
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22 Apr 2024
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What if they kissed after Cornettos? by AlexHeartHenry
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
31 Jan 2024
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Based on the book Red White & Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston. Alternate scenes following the press conference and after the incident at the children's hospital. Getting Alex and Henry together as soon as possible. This replaces the scene in the kitchen with the Cornettos. If you are a movie fan who hasn't read the book, Henry is, in fact, taller than Alex.
The press tour all occurs on the first day, and Alex spends the night after at KP.
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10 Dec 2023
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Sweat It Out by chelatometry
Fandoms: Red White & Royal Blue - Casey McQuiston, Red White & Royal Blue (2023)
06 Dec 2023
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“Just want to let you know, that sweating out a fever is a myth.”
“But you love my fantastic skill anyway.”
In which one of them is sick and the other helps to sweat it out
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08 Dec 2023
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Blackbeard is never forgiving Stede for leaving him. Never. Not even when he needs Stede to fuck the living daylights out of him.
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15 Jun 2022
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Ed argued with a worried Stede that it was important Stede learn to duel against different people because different people use different tactics, and Fang and Ivan have different fighting styles than Ed does.
Which is a good, sensible reason for letting them teach duelling, but it’s not the real reason.
The real reason is that Ed can’t take another one-on-one duelling lesson with Stede that doesn’t end with him surrendering to a sweaty, dishevelled Stede, whose shirt has fallen open at the collar, and begging Stede to have his way with him.
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29 May 2022
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After spending the night toasting their newly established co-captaincy through one bottle of brandy and into another, Stede wakes up the next morning half on top of Ed with a hangover and a hard-on. Ed is not perturbed by this state of affairs.
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- Part 10 of OFMD May Trope Mayhem Fills
- Part 17 of OFMD Prompt Fills
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29 May 2022
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How Much Do You Love Me? by ChaosEnsues24 (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 May 2022
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“You look so beautiful with your mouth full.”
Four months after episodes 9 and 10, Stede and Blackbeard reunite. The following months were difficult for everyone. Some days, the crew noticed Stede and Ed spending most of their time together. Other days, they avoided each other's eyes. During the night they were occasionally woken up by the sound of shouting followed by shattering glass. These bad days began to decrease in occurrence, however. The crew suspected what happened behind closed doors was starting to pay off.
But what exactly was happening behind closed doors? ;)
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27 May 2022
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Joe and Cherry run into a problem. Conspiracy theories have started to surface in some fan forums of "S" that the two of them are secretly dating one another.
Both of them agree that the idea is absurd, but can't agree on which one of them would be the better boyfriend if they actually were dating. So they decide to have a competition, to see who can be the better romantic partner when pitted up against one another.
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26 May 2022
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“Ridiculous.” Blackbeard scoffed.
Stede nodded along. “Reading isn’t everything, is it.”
“Pfft. Me. Reading. As if.” Blackbeard rolled his eyes.
Stede waved a dismissive hand. “Perish the thought.”
“Yeah. Fuck if I care.”
“You’d hate it. Staring at tiny fonts.”
“Right. So lame.”
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Stede finds his way back to The Revenge and teaches Blackbeard how to read and write. They both quickly find that you can’t spell Stede without Ed.
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Note: The smut is in the second chapter only, so if you're not into that, you can read the first chapter and it will conclude there just fine.Bookmarked by catwearsblack
20 May 2022
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my shames and praises from your tongue by ladyblahblah
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 May 2022
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He doesn’t know how this is going to go. Will Ed be waiting to lunge with his sword as soon as Stede walks in? Will he shoot him from across the room? Ignore him completely? Will he even be there?
Expect nothing, prepare for anything. Spanish Jackie’s words echo in his head, pulling his spine straight, and he pushes in through the open door.
Stede finally catches up with The Revenge, ready to do whatever Ed needs to make things right.
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20 May 2022
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“What else are you hiding from me, hm?” Stede usually wouldn’t be so forward, so bold, not normally. But he’s all loosened up and his walls are tumbling down and Ed feels so good under him. He leans closer to nip at Ed’s ear. “What else do you like, Edward?”
“Not telling,” says Ed, wriggling his hips up into Stede for emphasis. “Gotta find that out on your own.”
Stede pouts against the underside of Ed’s jaw before he mouths at it, stubbly beard be damned. “No hints?” he asks between the kisses, if they can even be called that. “You remember, I’m no good at treasure hunting.”the gays™ get wine drunk and ed gives stede his first blowjob. that's it that's the story
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12 May 2022
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Edward is broken when he leaves, but Stede comes back. After an initially tense reunion, Edward welcomes him home.
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“Stede,” Ed moans quietly, kissing his chest, and then sits up. “Can I—I want you to touch me.”
“I am touching you,” Stede replies breathlessly, and Ed chuckles slightly. He grabs one of Stede’s hands with the one that isn’t wrapped around their cocks, and brings it up to his face. Stede’s heart nearly stops as Ed sucks his index and middle finger into his mouth, sucking lightly and then laving his hot, wet tongue over them, leaving them slick with spit.
Then he drags Stede’s hand down, past his cock, to hover over his own hole.
“Here,” Ed clarifies, and waits.
A million things fly through Stede’s head, but the most prominent thought is probably 'yes.' Or maybe 'oh, fuck.'Bookmarked by catwearsblack
09 May 2022
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“It’s… sorry, what is it?”
Stede darts his tongue out to wet his lips. He looks very furtive. “A… massager.”
“Fuck off, what the hell is it supposed to massage?” Ed picks the glass ornament looking thing out of its box and turns out over in his hand. Stede breathes a nervous laugh.
“It’s a prostate massager, Ed.” He gives him a slight grin. “It goes inside you.”***
Alternatively, Ed tries to go about daily ship life as usual aboard the Revenge while having a glass prostate massager inside him. It goes as well as expected.
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07 May 2022
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“On your knees and thank me.”
Blackbeard saves Stede and demands thanks in return
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- Part 2 of OFMD Dubious Consent
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07 May 2022