thirdbird (codswallop)
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In which Carl is a wreck, Jasper is alarmed, Hardy takes charge, Rachel is a reluctant accomplice, and Akram is MIA.
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While his daughters are away with family, Akram contemplates home.
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Carl sees Akram in action and needs to get some of that, which he goes about in the absolute worst way possible.
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Carl would literally rather die than admit he needs anything. Akram gives it to him anyway.
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Merry St. Asbjørn’s Day by thirdbird (codswallop) for edna_blackadder
Fandoms: John Finnemore's Double Acts
22 Dec 2024
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Bunning and Søndergaard exchange holiday gifts, after a fashion.
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A collection of unrelated, nonsequential one-shots in which Aziraphale and Crowley kiss.
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Carl finds himself in another less-than-ideal situation.
Akram is less than pleased about it.
Bookmarked by thirdbird (codswallop)
10 Sep 2025
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Straddling the man's thighs, Akram stands more dumbfounded than he'd prefer staring down at his new boss.
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10 Sep 2025
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The thing was I knew it was stupid. All of it, all of the parts. Especially the part where I was even considering it. But ART didn’t have to ask.
And I didn’t have to let it in, so I did.
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- Part 1 of sandbox environment
Bookmarked by thirdbird (codswallop)
11 Aug 2025
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Crowley has a passing familiarity with various forms of sin. Aziraphale has opinions.
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balnea vina Venus
corrumpunt corpora nostra…
sed vitam faciunt balnea vina Venus"Baths, wine, and the acts of Venus corrupt our bodies… but baths, wine, and the acts of Venus make life worth living."
— epitaph of Tiberius Claudius Secundus
DELIGHTED AND FLATTERED to have this lovely cover created by the amazing ineffableclassics.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Romans
Bookmarked by thirdbird (codswallop)
16 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale has been encouraging Crowley to get into the spirit of things. But he most certainly hadn't meant like this.