18 Bookmarks by thirdbird (codswallop)
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Carl finds himself in another less-than-ideal situation.
Akram is less than pleased about it.
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10 Sep 2025
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Straddling the man's thighs, Akram stands more dumbfounded than he'd prefer staring down at his new boss.
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10 Sep 2025
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The thing was I knew it was stupid. All of it, all of the parts. Especially the part where I was even considering it. But ART didn’t have to ask.
And I didn’t have to let it in, so I did.
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- Part 1 of sandbox environment
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11 Aug 2025
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Crowley has a passing familiarity with various forms of sin. Aziraphale has opinions.
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balnea vina Venus
corrumpunt corpora nostra…
sed vitam faciunt balnea vina Venus"Baths, wine, and the acts of Venus corrupt our bodies… but baths, wine, and the acts of Venus make life worth living."
— epitaph of Tiberius Claudius Secundus
DELIGHTED AND FLATTERED to have this lovely cover created by the amazing ineffableclassics.
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- Part 1 of Ineffable Romans
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16 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale has been encouraging Crowley to get into the spirit of things. But he most certainly hadn't meant like this.
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affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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Bookmarked by thirdbird (codswallop)
13 Nov 2023
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Clear your schedule for an hour as soon as you can manage it. This is the fic I want to marry.
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Image gallery of my NSFW Aziraphale/Crowley illustrations.
Includes a variety of kinks and gender presentations.
Content warnings are included in the table of contents and at the top of each image page.
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- 913
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- 52/?
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25 Oct 2023
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Parlay by thingswithwings for imperfectcircle
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2023
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Aziraphale and Crowley meet on the high seas.
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09 Oct 2023
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"Come on," Crowley said, coaxing. "I won't touch, you know I won't. Let me see."
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Fancy meeting Crowley like this, in a wayside inn! How absolutely unexpected. Still, never mind: as long as they don't touch each other, everything is obviously fine and a Normal Time.
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09 Sep 2023
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The phone barely rings twice before David scrambles for it, snatching it from its cradle. On the other end, Michael: "Guess what I'm watching?"
They're in their separate rooms; another long day of filming over with, another nice, uninteresting hotel. David laughs, rolls onto his side and says "God, do I want to know?"
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20 Aug 2023
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Trouble Me Always: Being A True Chronicle of the Early Deeds of Oluwande Boodhari, Outlaw Shipwright by zmayhem
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Jun 2022
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A young sailor with no idea which end is up needs a good mentor, and Oluwande Boodhari's first true captain knows just who to send him to.
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14 Aug 2023
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Anywhere You Want to Go by Aria
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Jul 2019
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Aziraphale knew Crowley liked him. He'd known it with a horrible clarity since around 1100, which was at least a thousand years after the first time he'd thought of kissing Crowley, and some eight hundred and odd before it occurred to him that the specific quality of Crowley's regard could be very dangerous for both of them, if they actually admitted their feelings aloud.
It was also two weeks since any of that had mattered at all anymore.
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14 Aug 2023
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They're still just friends, moving into the South Downs together about a year after the world didn’t end. Crowley wants to decorate the cottage with some of his collected items. Aziraphale says he can keep the statue of the winged figures "wrestling" on display...if Crowley can beat him in a friendly wrestling match.
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13 Aug 2023
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what I like about you by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jun 2019
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“It’s really very nice. Seducing people, I mean,” Aziraphale says, and Crowley really does nearly discorporate.
“You’re an angel!” he says.
“Well, yes,” Aziraphale says. “But it’s not a sin if you love someone, and of course I love all of Her creatures.”
“I—that’s not—that’s not what that means!” Crowley yells.
“Isn’t it?” Aziraphale blinks up at him innocently. Crowley is reminded, again, that Aziraphale is just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing.
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01 Aug 2023
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Aziraphale has read every book in his shop at least once. He has reread some of his favored volumes dozens of times, has memorized whole great swaths of them. If his own words are insufficient to convince Crowley of his sincerity, then perhaps the words of others can!
(He might have the decency to ask the books what they thought of this plan. The books had been watching the two of them for over a hundred years, and certainly had a great deal to say on the matter. But Aziraphale neglects to consult them, and thus will be very unprepared for what happens next.)
Back on earth, Aziraphale tries to apologize.
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01 Aug 2023
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devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes by devourthemoon
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
02 Oct 2019
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The thing Roman’s learning, the thing it’s probably taken him way too long to learn anyway, is that the world has no shortage of dog cages to lock him in. It’s just that most of them don’t get him off. They just fucking suck.
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12 Jun 2023
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In exchange for Stede’s freedom, Ed offers himself up to the British and is sentenced to 5 years in prison. Thanks to a very intrepid mail delivery seagull, they’re able to exchange a series of increasingly stupid, silly, smutty, and romantic letters during their time apart.
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- Part 1 of Time in a Bottle
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02 Jun 2023
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It starts as Ed's Beds and Bonnet's Breakfasts; or, Ed and Stede run a B&B together.
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19 Oct 2022