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as soft as the rain by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Aug 2024
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“Are you at any point gonna tell me where the fuck we’re going?”
“Oh! Right. See, I didn’t want to tell you until we’d already driven at least 25 miles away from the apartment because you definitely would have said no if I brought it up before that, and–”
Baring his teeth, Logan warns, “Wade.”
“We’re taking a road trip!”
Wade and Logan take a vacation!
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bleed just to know you're alive by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
04 Aug 2024
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Logan walks in the front door with an air of everyday nonchalance, carrying a carton of milk in one hand and a full shopping bag in the other, offering Wade a nod as he opens the fridge to put away perishables. Averting his gaze away from a Gossip Girl rerun (despite it being a terrible 5th season episode, Wade’s little friend downstairs is interested), Wade catches a glimpse of something unfamiliar on Logan’s left bicep. The shocking realization of what it is hits Wade harder than an orgasm after a 4-hour-long edging sesh.
Wade’s jaw drops. “You got a tattoo?”
Logan gets tatted and Wade has a gay crisis.
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when you call my name by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Aug 2024
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The unfortunate part of saying, “Fuck now, talk later,” was that, inevitably, there would have to be a talk later. Wade hadn’t planned on actually talking later, and they probably wouldn’t even have had to and could’ve kept having awesome sex and a vaguely-defined partner-for-life kind of relationship if only he hadn’t been incredibly, fantastically stupid and said three treacherous little words last night in-between Wolverine Orgasm #2 and Wolverine Orgasm #3.
Part 3 of "the midnight hour," can stand alone but probably makes more sense if you read the first two!
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- Part 3 of the midnight hour
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let the choir sing by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Jul 2024
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Wade Wilson had had a lot of sex in his life. He’d had a lot of good sex in his life, great sex, even, but sex with Wolverine blew everyone else out of the water.
Sequel to you're here with me (it's like a dream) in which they fuck nasty!
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- Part 2 of the midnight hour
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you're here with me (it's like a dream) by chaeriloidea
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jul 2024
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I know what you’re probably thinking. You’re thinking that after everything I’ve been through in the last few weeks there’s no possible way it could get worse. The movie’s over, right? You probably thought Deadpool and Wolverine were living happily ever after with Blind Al, and all their problems were forever solved, and there’s no way it could get worse.
Well, spoiler alert: it got a whole lot fucking worse.
Wade and Logan dance around their feelings until they can't anymore and have to face them head-on.
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- Part 1 of the midnight hour
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the midnight hour by chaeriloidea
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Aug 2024
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A Fever You Can't Sweat Out by bloodycig
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool (Comics), X-Men (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
30 Jul 2024
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This probably could've been brushed off as a joke, if Logan wasn't so accidentally good at being a boyfriend. Either way, it's an easy explanation as to why they moved in together, and it's not like Logan's gay or anything, and if he was, he certainly wouldn't be gay for Wade. Wade is fucking annoying, even if he is really strong, and his eyes are probably Logan's favorite shade of brown, and he's the funniest person Logan knows, and sometimes when he's reaching for something on the ridiculously-high shelves of their apartment his shirt rides up a little bit and Logan keeps staring at his hipbones for some reason, and
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“As you may know,” Muriel started, “as a human police officer, I can unobtrusively monitor your marriage without raising suspicion.”
Yes. What? Aziraphale stared. “Marriage?”
“On whether it’s being,” Muriel hesitated, eyes cast up as they searched for the right word, “consummated properly.”
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Or, after the Antichrist cancels Armageddon, Heaven and Hell come up with a peace treaty. Traditionally, treaties involve a marriage between representatives of each side. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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30 Oct 2023
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screaming crying losing my mind waiting for ch4
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In 1989, Hob Gadling gets stood up. He waits.
A story about meticulously constructing an inn with soft focus, 80's goths and Berlin, a folding chair, The Princess Bride, blondes, blood, fear, Fates, and what was always written. What will always be.
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Boba Fett likes to be in control. Din Djarin feels more out of control with every passing day. Giving control over to Boba would make both of them happy. Din just doesn't understand why that has to be so complicated.
(Or, rebuilding an entire culture is hard. Boba helps, more or less.)
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- Part 1 of tell me what your heart wants
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It's Tuesday night. They should be watching Predator or Die Hard, sitting on their couch at opposite ends while Dennis pretends Mac's not staring at him out of the corners of his eyes, but they're not. Instead, Dennis is in the hospital chair next to Mac's bed, pretending to be his husband for reasons that he doesn't want to think about right now. He just wants Mac to wake up. Well, if he decides to wake up, that is. If Mac decides him and the gang are worth coming back to at all.
Dennis just wishes that things could go back to normal. Before Mac decided he loved Dennis and decided to shove it down his throat, before things got stiff and awkward and stuck between them. Then Mac wouldn't be in this goddamn hospital bed and none of this ever would have happened in the first place.
If only Dennis remembered to be careful what you wish for.
Set after season 14. No major character deaths.