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Yoongi sounds as calm as Seokjin is irritated. Which, by default, irritates him more. It isn’t just the review itself. It’s the online articles, the tweets about it, the comments saying that the review is right, that Lunch Randa knows what he’s talking about. Seokjin thinks that if he reads the word pretentious one more time he’ll– he’ll–– he doesn’t know, but he’ll do something. Like, he’ll scream in a pillow for sure.
“I’m suing this guy.”
“That’s a bit extreme, isn’t it?”
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Kim Seokjin owns a successful restaurant and Kim Namjoon is the heir of a big publishing company. He might also secretly be a food blogger that gives Seokjin a bad review. And would you look at that, they're neighbors!
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31 Dec 2017
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Jungkook meets Taehyung in a dirty club with terrible music and harsh lights that color his skin blue.
Jungkook has just started feeling lonely when he meets Taehyung, who seems to have been lonely his entire life.- Language:
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- 4/4
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04 Dec 2017
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Seokjin doesn't believe in ghosts. Which would cause a huge uproar if everyone knew since he's kind of a big deal at his university; he's a shaman who protects people from evil spirits. He doesn't remember where he got the idea to do this from, all he knows is that superstitious people pay good money.
Namjoon does believe in ghosts. Better yet, he can see them and he can expel them. But there's a certain phoney shaman at his university who's stealing all his clients in his exorcism business, and he's not happy about it because haunted people pay good money.
So, what do they do? Figure out whose closet is holding all the skeletons, of course.
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- Part 1 of KNJ PEST EXTERMINATION
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- English
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- 145,258
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- 20/20
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- 7
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04 Dec 2017
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“You are going to love your birthday present Otabek.” Yuri purrs into his ear. “You’re going to forget you’re turning forty.” On the eve of Otabek's 40th birthday, Yuri gives Otabek a younger version of himself.
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16 Nov 2017
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Baekhyun's always wanted a dog. Chanyeol is close enough.
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01 Sep 2017
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It’s been 5 years since the end of the war, but less than a week since Rita Skeeter outed Harry on the front page of The Prophet — and made some rather scandalous insinuations about him and his blond former nemesis. A chance (or is it?) encounter on a street corner reveals just how much has changed… and what remains the same. An over-sized courgette, some olive oil, a bottle of wine, and Ed Kowalczyk make things extra interesting.
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- 1/1
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13 Jul 2017
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Who Shagged Harry Potter? by Faith Wood (faithwood)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Apr 2012
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One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins wake up after a raunchy night only to discover a very naked Harry Potter sleeping in their dormitory. Naturally, they ask themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him?
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- 1/1
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13 Jul 2017
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Harry and Draco have sex. Very, very slowly. Seriously, this is, like, 3K of penetration.
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13 Jul 2017
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In a beach town run by warring gangs, Yuri Plisetsky has always dreamed of proving himself.
His initiation ritual is tonight. The sharp-shooter Otabek Altin will take Yuri’s virginity, and his gang, which has protected Yuri from the town’s violence all his life, will finally welcome him into the madness.
Meanwhile, rival gang leader Viktor Nikiforov is busy courting a stripper called Katsuki Yuuri.
When tensions between the gangs explode, old loyalties will be tested, and new romances will have to flourish quickly, or die.
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- Part 1 of Pride and Other Madnesses
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- English
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- 21,458
- Chapters:
- 16/16
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15 Jun 2017
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A canon-compliant AU, in which Harry and Louis are both in the band and have been sharing flats and hotel rooms for nearly five years, but never made the leap past 'friends who are too close for comfort'.
Featuring a lot of pining, Louis' addiction to Harry's scent, and a whole lot of sexual tension that might just snap loose when they decide to spend some time together all on their own.
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- 20,405
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- 3/3
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- 1
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- 259
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30 Apr 2017
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Uni AU, in which Harry is a part-time yoga instructor with rock hard nipples and skin-tight leggings, and Louis most definitely isn’t charmed.
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- English
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- 50,411
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 1
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- 594
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30 Apr 2017
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In which Louis is a spoilt rich kid who’s always on the phone while he drives and Harry is a struggling musician making his way down the mountain. It’s just a matter of time before they crash and burn.
(One-shot turned into a chaptered fic!)
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- English
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- 77,082
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 1
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- 1,152
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- 4,969
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30 Apr 2017
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The stars above you and the streets below by styleztomlinson
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
17 Feb 2014
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"There’s a boy sitting on the opposite roof. He’s dressed in sweatpants and a hoodie, hunched over a book. Almost as if he can feel that Louis is (somewhat creepily, but, well) looking at him, he lifts his gaze from his book and meets Louis’ eyes.
Louis’ very first thought when their eyes meet is that the boy is really pretty."
Inspired by the tags on this post. Louis and Harry are twelve and ten years old respectively the first time they meet, and everything after that just kind of happens, really.
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- Part 1 of The moon above you and the streets below
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- English
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- 22,078
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- 1/1
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- 145
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12 Mar 2017
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12 Mar 2017
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Zayn prefers to be on his own. It's easier to survive when you don't have to worry about anyone else. Liam leads a large group of people that have taken residence in an abandoned prison. When Zayn wakes up in a prison cell, all he can think about is finding a way out. Liam makes him want to stay.
- Language:
- English
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- 49,680
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 148
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- 2,332
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12 Mar 2017
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A Shameless AU starring Louis as Fiona and Harry as Jimmy/Steve.
(or, Louis is raising his seven siblings by himself, and Harry steals cars and crash lands into Louis' life. Together, they navigate south side Chicago and love.)
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12 Mar 2017
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Harry is a cowboy sitting on the biggest oil reservoir in Wyoming, and Louis is the paralegal assigned to pressure him into selling his land.
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- English
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- 123,655
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 11
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- 1,742
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12 Mar 2017
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“You didn’t deny thinking about me while watching porn either, though.” Harry smiled and brushed his curls to the side before leaning over the desk so he was closer to Louis. “Do you stroke your big cock to those corny student teacher porn videos? Do you get mad when you watch? Because god, it’s so fucking cheesy. But you can’t help the way you start to come when the student starts moaning, ‘Ugh fuck professor fuck me.’ Because somehow it’s hot, and maybe it’s hot because you want to hear a certain student moaning professor while you fuck them over your desk. Now isn’t that right, Professor Tomlinson?”
~ or the one where human harry seduces his hot teacher professor tomlinson, who happens to be a vampire ~
- Language:
- English
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- 17,519
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 105
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12 Mar 2017
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You Give Me Fever by michi_thekiller for stupid_drawings
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
05 May 2013
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Thou givest fever when we kisseth, fever with thy flaming youth
Fever I'm afire; fever, yea, I burn forsooth
"He's the kind of boy you want to take apart."Gratuitous Greaserlock. It's essentially 16k of mostly-porn. Warnings for underage sex between teens.
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- Part 1 of fever all through the night
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,122
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 542
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- 6,672
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- 2,212
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- 240,728
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12 Mar 2017
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John is an English professor who specializes in War and Post-War Literature and Sherlock is the brilliant yet impossible Ph.D. student assigned to be his TA because no one in the Chemistry Department is willing to put up with him. And - somewhere between Waugh and Plath, e-mails and takeaway, novels and villanelles - they fall in love.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 31,659
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 601
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12 Mar 2017