chykadee
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Stanford, a genius everywhere but the bedroom, stared across Bill, eyes wide with equal parts nervousness and curiosity. He looked like a lost puppy. “So, how - how does uh, this, work, typically?” He spoke quietly, gesturing between the three of them to punctuate his words, and leaning away to clear his throat afterwards.
As Bill opened his mouth to supply a confident answer, he was shoved forwards, tumbling into Ford's crotch with an indignant squeak as his nose became intimately acquainted with the large tent in Ford's pants. “Like this,” Fiddleford grumbled, an uncharacteristic coldness in his tone. “He's got plenty of holes, ‘n we just gotta pick and choose.”
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Nasty Billfiddlesford spitroast. Bill is the roast
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Teal was the color of oceans, of seas of possibilities, of getaways on sandy shores and the warmth of a new sun. Now the water was stormy, slowly fading from brightness to a murky, sad gray. He couldnt look away. He couldn't move, or think. He was locked down, drowning himself in a dying ocean, watching the life slowly fade away as the seconds passed. His mind desperately begged for sunrise yet he felt nothing on his face, knowing he sat under a dark and unforgiving sky. Warmth leeched out of his body until he felt ice under his palm. The storm was growing darker. He couldn't breathe.
"Qrow!"
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In which Qrow has a nightmare that leaves him worrying about old wounds. Clover talks him down.
Kind of a fix-it for Ch12? But regardless contains major spoilers for the episode
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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02 Apr 2026
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Tenna finds out about Spamton's side job, and becomes a dedicated client.
(New chapters added Saturdays. Updated 27/5 to include word art up to chapter 14!)
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10 Mar 2026
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Wasting Away Again in the Goldilocks Zone by ckret2
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, The Book of Bill - Fandom
10 Jul 2026
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Bill jailbreaks the afterlife via reincarnation. With half his powers missing. And is immediately captured.
But neither side knows whether killing his new body will unleash a feeble human ghost or a powerful energy being and no one's risking it. No prob! Bill's sure he can befriend or escape his captors before they find a god-killing weapon; but THEY'LL never befriend HIM—
—enter Mabel Pines.
Listen, y'all know what to expect from a human Bill redemption fic. But this is the only one that's about: the dysphoria of being a triangle in an alien body; gifted kid burnout; befriending the ENTIRE town (we're talking Robbie, Mrs. Gleeful, Tyler, EVERYONE); and... Bill getting cursed to forget how doorknobs work. (Plus illustrations!!)
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Billford Kinktober 2025 - Anthems for the Starstruck by ExtremelyNormalCorvus
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
31 Oct 2025
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Kinktober smutshots for Billford! All kinks can be found as the chapter titles, as well as additional tags. I'm not listing them here because it takes up too much space. No kink list for this year, I just kinda grabbed both prompts and kinks and threw 'em all together, so it'll be a mystery each day. Just like last years, this'll be of sub Ford and dom Bill because I'm incapable of liking anything else. Happy reading!