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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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Bookmarked by chykadee
17 Jul 2026
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02 Apr 2026
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Tenna finds out about Spamton's side job, and becomes a dedicated client.
(New chapters added Saturdays. Updated 27/5 to include word art up to chapter 14!)
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- Part 1 of sex worker spamton au (deltarune)
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10 Mar 2026
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Wasting Away Again in the Goldilocks Zone by ckret2
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, The Book of Bill - Fandom
10 Jul 2026
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Bill jailbreaks the afterlife via reincarnation. With half his powers missing. And is immediately captured.
But neither side knows whether killing his new body will unleash a feeble human ghost or a powerful energy being and no one's risking it. No prob! Bill's sure he can befriend or escape his captors before they find a god-killing weapon; but THEY'LL never befriend HIM—
—enter Mabel Pines.
Listen, y'all know what to expect from a human Bill redemption fic. But this is the only one that's about: the dysphoria of being a triangle in an alien body; gifted kid burnout; befriending the ENTIRE town (we're talking Robbie, Mrs. Gleeful, Tyler, EVERYONE); and... Bill getting cursed to forget how doorknobs work. (Plus illustrations!!)
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15 Feb 2026
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Billford Kinktober 2025 - Anthems for the Starstruck by ExtremelyNormalCorvus
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
31 Oct 2025
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Kinktober smutshots for Billford! All kinks can be found as the chapter titles, as well as additional tags. I'm not listing them here because it takes up too much space. No kink list for this year, I just kinda grabbed both prompts and kinks and threw 'em all together, so it'll be a mystery each day. Just like last years, this'll be of sub Ford and dom Bill because I'm incapable of liking anything else. Happy reading!
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He shivered and pushed his shirt up higher, showing off how his stomach and chest flexed with each breath, like his arousal was a living parasite running around beneath his skin. Not being able to do this? Not being able to cum, or even to touch himself? Having to take things at Ford’s pace? That sounded awful. “Let’s do it."
(a collection of scenes from bill's life in horny jail)
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06 Oct 2025
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Bored with trying to torture Ford for information, Bill decides they deserve a break. So, why not play a game?
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01 Oct 2025
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"Come on a normal human date with me, and I'll let your family go."
At the end of the line and the end of his rope, Ford is faced with an enticing offer.
He just wishes Bill had better taste in bars.
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11 Sep 2025
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Bill learns that he is pregnant. It is the hardest thing he experiences.
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11 Sep 2025
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Trying to post all the artwork/comics of my AU in one place- both the story comics from tumblr and the smutty comics from bluesky.
When Bill steals a Time Wish and undoes his destruction of Euclydia, the Axolotl enlists Ford's help, sending him undercover to the Second Dimension to find his ex-muse and bring him back (and definitely not fall in love with him again. Certainly not).Bookmarked by chykadee
11 Sep 2025
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Bill snaps his fingers, and his triangular body unfurls before Ford’s eyes, rolling out over the Mindscape like a tapestry.
It happens so quickly that Ford’s mind stalls out. One moment, Bill is floating above the cushions next to him, and the next there is a tall, three-dimensional someone sitting perched and cross-legged and suddenly leaning way too far into Ford’s personal bubble.
“Whaddya think, kid?” That voice, the one that usually echoes all around him, is suddenly thrust past a pair of lips, a single vector pointed directly into Ford’s chest.
Karaoke and a few rounds of cosmic cocktails end up revealing a secret Ford has kept for years.
Or rather, Bill rips it out of its hiding place, for fun.
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01 Sep 2025
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Cigar and cigarette smoke wafted through the dry, warm air of The Homepage Lounge. This place was Spamton’s go-to for any celebration. Which is exactly why he brought Tenna to the cushy hot-spot – celebrating the launch of a new segment on TV Time. Speaking of Tenna, the Addison slunk further down into the black and blue leather booth he was sitting in as his eyes lolled over to the old man. Spamton’s gaze watched Tenna’s boxy head, noticing how it hung a little lower than usual. More than that, Tenna was smaller than usual. “Something the matter, big shot?” Spamton gruffed with a leering grin.
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Spamton tries to get Tenna to unwind by taking him to his favorite bar in Cyber City; their celebration flies off the rails before they even finish their drinks.Series
- Part 1 of Surprizes
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23 Aug 2025
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It's only 10 minutes until showtime, but Spamton is unpresentable right now and needs to be taken care of before they need to be on set. He promises Tenna he'll be quick, but things quickly get out of hand; will our two stars actually be able to perform their show on time today?
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02 Aug 2025
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did you read the title?
how else was he supposed to transfer the specimens?
this is all in the pursuit of scientific discovery!
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- Part 1 of evil egg fics
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02 Aug 2025
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Bill Cipher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Body by GG_Ratley
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
12 Aug 2025
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Bill takes drastic measures to escape his human body.
Ford takes drastic measures to prevent this.[TW: graphic self harm/suicide attempt]
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28 Jun 2025
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Spamton and Tenna have an important meeting with a difficult client that could land them even higher up on the food chain. Spamton's taking the reins and is prepared to give anything to secure the deal, no matter what Tenna might protest.
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flimsy plot as an excuse to write Tenna giving head while Spam watches, now with epic hotel sex sequel
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The Axolotl has been given an order to kill future interdimensional tyrant Bill Cipher before he can commit his first crime. They can’t bring themselves to do so.
Bill Cipher wakes up on a strange planet, in a strange body, right outside ‘Backupsmore University’ with a mission from God. He knows exactly what it is and no misunderstandings will happen whatsoever.
-Aka: a wordy excuse to write college Billford rivals to lovers
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- Part 1 of Course Corrected
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16 Jun 2025
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ford has been having dreams about bill. bill has been having dreams about ford. turns out they're the same dreams.
maybe they can use this shared dreamscape to work some stuff out?...or maybe they'll just fight a lot.
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24 Apr 2025
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triple-dog dare by haysfever (ratsplendor), ratsplendor for leslotl, tumblr anon
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
29 Jun 2025
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It is a really, really bad idea to let your boyfriend's weird demon side piece share your body. Even for sex reasons. Even just once.
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Bookmarked by chykadee
09 Apr 2025