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I Don't Know How To Feel, But I Wanna Try (Someday, I might) by cigarettesbeforesex
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
11 Oct 2024
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“Hey…” Harry grasps hold of Zayn's wrist, squinting at him, “What’s the matter with you?”
“What’s the matter with me!?”
Harry tightens her grip, trying to fight through his resistance to pull away.
Zayn steps backwards, yanking his arm free.
“Babes, what’s the matter with you!? You called me crying because your boyfriend broke up with you! You insisted that I leave the party I was at to come all this way to get you. Fuck. I even dragged my friend out of bed to drive me here to bring you home. And when we finally arrive, you’re busy chatting up some guy!?”*
Lou is confident and kind.
Zayn is empathetic, but sometimes cocky.
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Are You Too Busy To See Me, Doctor Tomlinson? by cigarettesbeforesex
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
19 Aug 2024
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Doctor Louis Tomlinson is married. He is a GP at a medical clinic in London.
Harry is his unorthodox patient who comes more often than not, unannounced with a request to be tended to…
Doctor Tomlinson is always willing to appease his most handsome patient, even if he has a wife and two kids at home.(A one-shot + bonus chapter)
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Just a short fic that consists of Boobear being the sweetest, most encouraging and supportive boyfriend ever.
An AU.
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A flirtatious stranger wanted to entice Louis by buying him a drink from the bar.
The handsome 29-year-old tavern manager with curly hair, who Louis (often) flirts with, is currently working on shift...
Poor Curly, because he's the one that has to deliver the drink to him. -
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Louis & Harry are in their 40s with a teenaged son. They're a picture-perfect family, most of the time.
Whilst everyone is away at work and school, Harry has busied himself in his son's room, gathering up a load of dirty clothes.
Almost immediately, Harry is drenched in a panic at the shocking, newfound discovery that fell upon the carpet of his son's closet...
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Never Escaping Your Gaze by imobsessedwiththetruth
Fandoms: Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend (Podcast)
26 Jan 2026
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Jeff Goldblum seemed to be always staring at him...in a special way, and Conan couldn't escape his eyes.
Bookmarked by cigarettesbeforesex
24 May 2026
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‘For all these years, those comments were right, Conan thought dryly to himself, only Jeff Goldblum could out-weird him.’
Ultimate coney o’brien behaviour.
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“You two are so cute together,” the waitress informs them.
“Thanks,” says Daisy, “we’re divorced.”
“She needs a kidney,” adds Ben.
“Oh,” says the waitress, backing away.
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Bookmarked by cigarettesbeforesex
02 Jan 2026
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loved this <3 <3
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The Heart Doesn't Forget by fictionfrek101
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
07 Jun 2026
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In 1803, sixteen-year-old Benedict Bridgerton is spending the summer in Paris when the Napoleonic Wars are declared and he becomes a prisoner of war. The Bridgertons constantly worry about their missing brother, working to find a way to bring him home when suddenly the letters stop.
In 1807, eighteen-year-old Sophie Baek is illegally sold as a maid to a family in Verdun, when she meets Benjamin Sojourner, a mysterious and handsome young Englishman who lost his memory in an accident three years earlier.
In 1814, twenty-three-year-old Colin Bridgerton is touring France when Sophie Lefèvre, a happily married seamstress invites him home for dinner. Upon arriving to the Lefèvre residence, Colin is shocked to run into his long thought dead brother, Benedict, now happily married with four children and has no idea what the hell Colin is talking about when he calls him “Benedict” much less “brother.”
How Colin is going to explain this one to the family is anyone’s guess.
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Bookmarked by cigarettesbeforesex
28 Oct 2024
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a current read. perfection in the making. xo
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Dear Niall,
I was glad to have the chance to talk with you again at the AHA conference. Your idea that the Musee D’Orsay Tomlinson painting is in fact not a self-portrait is an intriguing one, and I may have discovered something that will have a bearing on that theory.
Some background: as you may remember, I’ve been researching for a book I’m writing about Harry Styles. I’ve been in communication with Styles’ last living descendant, who is in possession of a trunk that her family believed to have belonged to Styles himself. It held some personal items she presumes to be his, including two unmounted paintings and a small collection of letters.
Upon spending the last few days in Provins studying these items, I believe there to be a connection between Tomlinson and Styles, and I would very much like your opinion.
Are you up for a trip to France?
Sincerely,
Liam PayneWhere Liam and Niall are art historians discovering the truth about two nineteenth century painters on opposite sides of an artistic divide.
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Bookmarked by cigarettesbeforesex
29 Jul 2024
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❤️ I'm almost certain I will never forget how I feel in this moment, as I finish reading this story...
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One Direction Fantasy AU, written as a combination of the following two prompts:
"An AU where Louis is reigning warrior king and Harry is a hostage of Louis' from when he raided his village, but Louis takes interest in him and brings him back to the throne room/bedroom. I just want extremely submissive Harry and Louis being a power bottom. Bonus if Harry is shown being prepared and oiled up for Louis."
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"Liam is a prince and Zayn is the exotic entertainment purchased for him. Zayn is wearing eyeliner, gold bands on his arms and ankles, bronzed skin and flawless, and Liam has never seen anything so arousing in his life. No dubcon or anything, just Zayn being extremely attentive to Liam who is really too shocked by how perfect Zayn is to properly respond (at first). A strip tease would be A+"--
Bookmarked by cigarettesbeforesex
21 Apr 2024
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Another reread from @Suzie_Shooter. Like Uncharted Shores, this fic had a ‘strong hold’ (lol) over me and my 15/16 year old mind at the time. lol Such a blessing to be able to read it again, and to enjoy it just as much, (even though 10 years has passed)…
Just as fabulous as I remember.