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The Raid of Area 52: Electric Boogaloo - Trailer Outline by alchemical_rick
Fandoms: Danger 5, Halo (Video Games) & Related Fandoms, Star Wars - All Media Types, Minecraft (Video Game), The A-Team (2010), Kingsman (Movies), Pirates of the Caribbean (Movies), Scooby-Doo! (Live Action Movies)
06 Aug 2025
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Just when you thought it was safe to raid a government facility...
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- Part 5 of The Area 51 Saga
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- English
- Words:
- 327
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 9
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This is a murder mystery of the Wicked cast, this IS satire and not supposed to be good at all. Thats all I have to say.
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Don't Hug Me I'm Human-ish by Eggs_With_Legs
Fandoms: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared (Webseries), Five Nights at Freddy's, Undertale (Video Game)
14 Jul 2025
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A collection of DHMIS crackfics that occasionally break out into a plot
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All the Little Things Add Up by JustAnotherWriter17
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked (Movie 2024) RPF
23 Jun 2025
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This idea came to me by reading some of the other works in this tag and it won’t leave me alone. Ultimately this will center around Ari & Cynthia’s connection, how it came to be, and where it is going. It’s been a little while since I’ve written anything, so it is probably going to be a little choppy as I get back into the groove. The first few chapters will be mostly flashbacks to set up for where we are going.
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Sorry
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- English
- Words:
- 162
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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“Greetings, inferior carbon-based entities!”
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Джанита Капур никогда не думала, что окажется в таком странном положении и в таком странном обществе...
канва фика взята из романа и кинофильмов "Муха"
Профессор Голдблюм https://i.ytimg.com/vi/tGSzqxK5l1c/maxresdefault.jpgДжанита Капур https://st.kp.yandex.net/im/kadr/1/9/6/kinopoisk.ru-Neha-Sharma-1962721.jpg
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- Русский
- Words:
- 1,361
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 15
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Laszlo overhears a contemporary song that he recognizes as ripping off one of his own. He then sets out to find the man (or demon) responsible for this theft in order to get underworld royalties while his housemates attempt to use mystical powers to summon the demon who stole this song.
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Johnny Depp Goes to Target by The_one_and_only_Ihly for Jeff Goldblum
Fandoms: Johnny Depp - Fandom, tim burton - Fandom, Jeff Goldblum - Fandom, andrew garfield - Fandom, tom holland - Fandom
22 Feb 2025
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Johnny Depp and Tim Burton have one glaring problem- the lack of Little Caesar's breadsticks in their lives! When they attempt to quench their incredible thirst for breadsticks, they slowly come to the realization that someone is keeping the breadsticks from them... and all the roads lead to target.
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Two Dumbasses Try to Write Art by JonathanSporkTheSecond
Fandoms: Original Work, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Undertale (Video Game), Doki Doki Literature Club! (Visual Novel), Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei | The Communist Manifesto - Karl Marx & Friedrich Engels, Super Smash Brothers, Fortnite (Video Game), Phineas and Ferb, Back at the Barnyard (Cartoon), PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS (Video Game), Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Mark Twain, ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Hentai - Fandom, Epithet Erased (Cartoon), Trans Rights - Fandom, gamers - Fandom, 300 (Movies), Family Guy (Cartoon), Alien Series, olive garden - Fandom, Real-Time Fandub Games, Aliens in the Attic (2009), Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Minecraft (Video Game), Smash Mouth (Band), Steven Universe (Cartoon), Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Sonic Underground, どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series, SpongeBob SquarePants (Cartoon), Christian Bible, The Ring (2002), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series), Community (TV)
24 Mar 2024
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Two idiots try to write a story while switching between each other every other word.
This is the result.
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M is BAD! by 4mb4tukH4n2003
Fandoms: The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023), Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Multi-Fandom
26 Apr 2023
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A lavish multiversal party in the Acme Manor takes full swing… Until the moment the partygoers see Luigi, Mario's brother, laying on the ground unconscious, his ass gaped, ravaged, and filled to the brim with cum.
"Mario... You are my brother... Why did you rape me?!.... Why did you betray me?!.... Mario.... MAAAAAARRRIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
A remake of the infamous Newgrounds film of the same name... M is Bad!
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- English
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- 2,256
- Chapters:
- 1/4
- Kudos:
- 25
- Hits:
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Fire in the Engine by Vashoth, WaterMe for Atemluver
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Cars (Pixar Movies)
13 Aug 2022
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The Amazing Spider-Mobile has a full plate — rounding up speed demons and drunk drivers, finishing his degree in mechanical engineering, and selling selfies of himself to The Daily Awooga.
All that changes the night a red and black muscle car comes speeding out of nowhere to t-bone the petty jalopy he’s webbing up to deliver to the police. As Spider-Mobile idles, engine sputtering in rage and horror, the mysterious brute winks a headlight and says, “Niiiice trunk!”
Spider-Mobile has finally met his match in love and war. Wade Wilson. The Car that Can’t be Totaled. The Mech with the Mouth.
…Carpool.
(The Spideypool Cars AU you never knew you never wanted.)Don't miss the fic that's making readers say “What the fuck?”, “I really have no idea what I've just read”, and “If I had to choose between explaining this out loud to an unknowing civilian or spending the rest of eternity shaving crop circles in the devil's pubes, I would simply waltz on down that stairway to hell, no hesitation”
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but then you kissed me (and darling i was born anew) by gender_is_fake_and_im_tired, JohnFransisco, pweasenosubtweet (BratscheCube), themoonandtheiris
Fandoms: Moby Dick - Herman Melville
21 Jul 2022
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A love story so profound, it has been told across millennia and the vast expanses of space. It is one that will leave you weeping. It is one that will leave you reeling. It is one that will affect you so intensely, you will never again be able to look at Herman Melville's great masterpiece in quite the same way.
(Individual chapters have specific content warnings in their headers.)
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I wrote this for a friend of mine a couple of years ago, because Jeff Goldblum is a tall glass of water on a hot summer day and we both felt like this needed to be done.
Now, it goes without saying that this isn't actually real (as far as we know) and Jeff, if you're reading this; you're a god and we merely worship at your altar.
This is pure smut, no plot, no drama, no nothing, just a small group of girls getting everything they could have dreamd of, and more. -
Woozy (Edition 69.420: The Island of Hedonistic Delights) by Pepperstasia_Beaverhausen
Fandoms: Friday the 13th: The Series (TV), Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV), Half Baked, Absolutely Fabulous, The Big Lebowski (1998)
09 Jun 2022
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Part Four of the Glory Box Series. This story takes place during the events of the Jack centered ep "The Butcher" in Season Two and focus on the fabulous, extravagant vacation of Micki and Ryan provided by her billionaire sister friend. Lots of partying, sex, and Celebrity Cameos from the late 1980s. Holla.
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- Part 4 of Glory Box
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I am #MeTooing Jeff Goldblum by MizzBiswas
Fandoms: Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), Actor RPF, Louie (TV)
06 Apr 2022
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Fat Cock Friday by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
24 Mar 2022
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The way their usual Friday schedules lined up meant that Jim would have the afternoon off, while Leonard only had one afternoon class. In the last five minutes of his Xenobiology class, Bones’ comm would go off with a message from Jim saying, “it’s Fat Cock Friday, see you after class xoxo”.
And, like a fool, every Friday, there he was.
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Welcome to the Death Trap! [Challenge 1] by Inconsistent_basement_demon
Fandoms: Supernatural, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Doctor Who, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), The Hunger Games (Movies)
29 Jan 2022
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"Welcome to my death Trap!"
A bunch of people are stolen from their homes, cities; and most notably, universes. A very eccentric (yes, more than the grandmaster) person is responsible, and is doing it for their own sick entertainment. Be prepared for blood, gore, guns, swords, knives, magic, death traps, and a whole lot of annoying the characters.Series
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“It’s my story,” Sokka said loudly. “Butt out, Katara.” His voice was very stern and manly, and definitely not a whine.
Katara raised her middle finger at him. He was a prep, after all, and he had been staring at her.
I attempted to write fic with a dozen strangers simultaneously on a public google doc. This is the result.
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- Part 1 of I don't control the google doc
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A much anticipated second date with Jeff Goldblum by xDestinyIsCallingx
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Actor RPF
27 Feb 2021
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It's been some time, now Jeff's back to take you on your second date, but of course it's not what you thought it would be. Or maybe it is. I don't know you to make that assumption. Either way, your unconventional whirlwind romance continues.
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- Part 2 of Jeff Goldblum: Let's make a date