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The Avengers' Christmas Shenanigans by ChocolateXMyMouth
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
13 Dec 2020
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How the Avengers (hopefully) made your 2020 Christmas just a little bit brighter with their typical family shenanigans. :)
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How the Avengers (hopefully) made your 2020 Christmas just a little bit brighter with their typical family shenanigans. :)
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Laszlo overhears a contemporary song that he recognizes as ripping off one of his own. He then sets out to find the man (or demon) responsible for this theft in order to get underworld royalties while his housemates attempt to use mystical powers to summon the demon who stole this song.
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Wren Blackwood, a film studio employee, meets Jeff Goldblum and is enraptured by him. She is hired as his personal assistant, and on New Year's Eve, their real feelings come forward and things get sexy.
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This is my first attempt at smut so please be kind! I just really love Jeff Goldblum and noticed an absolute lack of, uh, ""fiction"" surrounding him, so I decided to take matters into my own hands. Eat your heart out 😘
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“It’s my story,” Sokka said loudly. “Butt out, Katara.” His voice was very stern and manly, and definitely not a whine.
Katara raised her middle finger at him. He was a prep, after all, and he had been staring at her.
I attempted to write fic with a dozen strangers simultaneously on a public google doc. This is the result.
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- Part 1 of I don't control the google doc
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HJFSDMHBDS holy shit
[“Can I play the Pumpkin Monarch?” said Toph, cocking her own firearm. Her grin was so wide that everyone took a step back in fear.
“Yes,” said Aang. Aang understood the balance of the universe, sometimes you needed chaos in the form of Toph with a gun.
“No,” said Appa. Appa was a killjoy.][“Air travel is great innit. ‘Ello guvnas.” said Jet and he had a stupid piece of weed in his mouth as always. It’s true, people, Jet does drugs. But not in the correct way. He chews on them for the flavour.
Everyone with a gun immediately pointed theirs at him, “Fuck, he’s British, everyone knows that means - he’s evil on TV. The Dai Li must have corrupted him”
"What is a TV?” asked Zuko.
"Holy shit, Zuko, you don't know anything," Katara said.][“Biscuits,” Jet said, Britishly. “Tea and crumpets. Don’t make jokes about Prince Philp’s death, it’s disrespectful, innit?”
“What about all that colonialism though Jet?”
“That was good, actually. I have seen the tea-coloured light.” Jet stoops down and opens a box, pulling out ingredients to make himself bangers and mash. After a moment, he added, “Also, I call fries chips now.”] yeah as a british person this is about right -
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All the Little Things Add Up by JustAnotherWriter17
Fandoms: Real Person Fiction, Wicked (Movie 2024), Wicked (Movie 2024) RPF
23 Jun 2025
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This idea came to me by reading some of the other works in this tag and it won’t leave me alone. Ultimately this will center around Ari & Cynthia’s connection, how it came to be, and where it is going. It’s been a little while since I’ve written anything, so it is probably going to be a little choppy as I get back into the groove. The first few chapters will be mostly flashbacks to set up for where we are going.
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Fire in the Engine by Vashoth, WaterMe for Atemluver
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Cars (Pixar Movies)
13 Aug 2022
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The Amazing Spider-Mobile has a full plate — rounding up speed demons and drunk drivers, finishing his degree in mechanical engineering, and selling selfies of himself to The Daily Awooga.
All that changes the night a red and black muscle car comes speeding out of nowhere to t-bone the petty jalopy he’s webbing up to deliver to the police. As Spider-Mobile idles, engine sputtering in rage and horror, the mysterious brute winks a headlight and says, “Niiiice trunk!”
Spider-Mobile has finally met his match in love and war. Wade Wilson. The Car that Can’t be Totaled. The Mech with the Mouth.
…Carpool.
(The Spideypool Cars AU you never knew you never wanted.)Don't miss the fic that's making readers say “What the fuck?”, “I really have no idea what I've just read”, and “If I had to choose between explaining this out loud to an unknowing civilian or spending the rest of eternity shaving crop circles in the devil's pubes, I would simply waltz on down that stairway to hell, no hesitation”
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Nothing I write for this bookmark will ever be remotely as funny as this fic. This is not the first Cars AU fic I've read, but it's definitely the punniest. About lost my mind between "WindS.H.I.E.L.D" and Motorcar M. Motorcar's whole... thing. To anyone going through my recs right now, you'll just have to read the rest to find out.
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no because what the fuck. No this is so well written I am actully crying. Like what. This is cars. I cannot. I keep reading things, and they make no sense. This is so cursed
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A Very Peter Parker Christmas by ChocolateXMyMouth
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
01 Dec 2020
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Five times one (or two) of the Avengers had the absolute joy of experiencing a part of the Christmas festivities with Peter Parker, and one time he had the joy of experiencing the whole shebang with the whole team.
Because Peter Parker is the greatest gift of all, am I right?
(Part One: Stephen Strange // Part Two: Thor //)
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- Part 1 of The Avengers' Christmas Shenanigans
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He slid from beneath the sheet’s like a snake slithering along a pan of hot olive oil. He must sacrifice himself to the house.
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This is a murder mystery of the Wicked cast, this IS satire and not supposed to be good at all. Thats all I have to say.
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Hiddlesworth by elenatria
Fandom: hiddlesworth - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe RPF, Real Person Fiction
22 Aug 2018
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Play With Fire by Lunetta_The_Wind_Godess
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
22 Jan 2021
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Peter starts an online dating profile for a school project and it attracts some interesting and familiar faces. But there's a certain one he meets prior to the whole thing that may have already stole his heart long before he realizes. It's too bad he's a sociopathic enemy of Spider man. Peter knows he's too young to really understand what love is; at least that what everyone keeps telling him, but with Quentin it's different. Can he convince Aunt May that it's the right decision and what will Quentin do once he realizes Peter isn't exactly eighteen like his profile states?
Don't like underage, don't read. It's a warning tag so be a grown up. There might be additional couples, tags are subject to change so keep an eye out.Series
- Part 3 of Marvel Couples
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Jeff calls Tom once a week.
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lopipastarling - Routine
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Reader wins a contest and gets to spend the day with her favorite celebrities Jeff Goldblum, Jeremy Irons, and William "Willem" Dafoe and things get smutty.
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A date with Jeff Goldblum
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- Part 1 of Jeff Goldblum: Let's make a date
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Awful Waffle by Dredgen_Smoothie
Fandoms: Jurassic Park - All Media Types, Jurassic Park Series - Michael Crichton, Jurassic Park (Movies) RPF, Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies)
31 Jul 2018
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You’ve been fired and just want to curl up in a bar, then you’re day is changed by a mathematician which a chaos theory.
It’s better than it sounds.
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His wife is cheating and he wants to make her feel the way he did
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Fat Cock Friday by orphan_account
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
24 Mar 2022
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The way their usual Friday schedules lined up meant that Jim would have the afternoon off, while Leonard only had one afternoon class. In the last five minutes of his Xenobiology class, Bones’ comm would go off with a message from Jim saying, “it’s Fat Cock Friday, see you after class xoxo”.
And, like a fool, every Friday, there he was.
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The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself. And Matt, on April Fool's Day.
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I don't control the google doc by aloneintherain
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender, InuYasha - A Feudal Fairy Tale, Miraculous Ladybug, Star Wars - All Media Types, Voltron: Legendary Defender, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
06 Aug 2021
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sisabet's 2018 Videos by elipie, faneunice, GhostTownExit, kiki_miserychic, luminosity, sisabet, sweetestdrain
Fandom: A Different World, American Gods (TV), American Vandal (TV), Bates Motel (2013), Game of Thrones (TV), Hannibal - Fandom, John Wick - Fandom, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Riverdale (TV 2017), Sharp Objects (TV), Supernatural, The Leftovers, Thor (Movies), Twin Peaks, Westworld (TV)
30 Oct 2018
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