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“We should have sex,” Ivan says brightly.
Till glances up at his halo, horrified. “Are you asking me to kill you?”
till is terrible at being a demon, but he’s even worse at getting rid of the annoying angel who’s been following him around since they were kids. being in love with him probably doesn’t help.
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constant internal monologuing has to be good for something by quillifer
Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)
24 Oct 2024
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There’s no nice way to say, “Can you stop thinking about fucking my brains out for five minutes?” without sounding a little bit crazy.
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Determined to win a stupid bet by proving that Ivan doesn’t like him like that, Till embarks on a mission to repel Ivan in every way possible.
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Autumn Wind Clear, Autumn Moon Bright by anijii
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2019
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We think of each other, when will we meet again?
After everything, Shi Qingxuan finds that there is, indeed, a path forward. -
By Any Other Pen Name by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Aug 2021
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Books featuring erotic stories of Shang Qinghua and Mobei Jun start circulating through the demon world. With Shang Qinghua’s honor and reputation on the line, Mobei Jun sets out to find and stop the author while also doing his best to keep any of the books from working their way into Shang Qinghua’s possession. The poor, pure man gets flushed and nervous whenever sex is mentioned--what would reading such explicit scenes do to his innocent mind? He might have qi deviation, or worse, start avoiding Mobei Jun.
TL; DR: Shang Qinghua writes erotic friendfiction, Mobei Jun finds out.
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27 Sep 2024
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tiny in vast galaxies by PersonalSpin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Dec 2021
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Along with pining pathetically until he dies, Shang Qinghua's expectations for this post-canon world of Cucumber-bro's making are simple. They include managing the Ice Palace, eating, and maybe penning a few (less shitty) novels in his limited spare time. Retirement, boring and not fraught in the slightest. It's the least this old man deserves. The System, of course, has other ideas.
【Request received! More side quests will be made available to the Host. Please keep working hard!! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ】
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- Part 1 of You say my name and the world turns
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25 Sep 2024
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Svsss x the disabled tyrant and beloved pet fish crossover
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A Tale of Creation by Cydalima
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Apr 2021
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“Shang-shishu,” added Luo Binghe, with what Shang Qinghua knew was false respect.
“Y-Yes?”
“Are you a god?”
Wait, what?
“I beg your pardon?”Or, Shang Qinghua is questioned by Luo Binghe about being a god, in front of Mobei Jun, and he has no choice but to make up a story about a God of Creation.
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The Subtle Art of Trying to F*ck by firesandpixies
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Oct 2022
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Shang Qinghua has been harbouring a crush on his ex-roommate and current boss, Mobei-Jun, for the past eight years. He has tried every method in the book short of standing in front of Mobei-Jun stark naked with a banner that says “Would you like to fuck?”, but Mobei-Jun remains oblivious to his very homosexual feelings. Having enough of an unrequited love, Shang Qinghua decides to give up on his CEO and revive his lacklustre acting career instead. But why does it seem the more Shang Qinghua tries to distance himself from Mobei-Jun, the clingier that man becomes!?
Mobei-Jun aren’t you the CEO of a talent agency!? Why are you appearing on the set of every show I’m on!? Why are you rejecting every screenplay with kissing scenes in them!? What are you posting on your Weibo!?
In short:Entertainment Industry AU whereby Mobei-Jun is an acclaimed actor and CEO of a talent management company, and Shang Qinghua is a C-tier actor too busy trying to seduce said CEO to build his career.
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22 Sep 2024
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entertainment business!au with a crack-y vibe
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system reboot by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Oct 2020
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Mobei Jun doesn’t sound like he’s here to settle a longtime feud with a Peak Lord, he sounds like…
Like a man whose wife ran away from home, and he’s here to set things right so that she will go home with him!
Only there is no wife in this scenario! There’s only Shang Qinghua here! And Shang Qinghua cannot possibly be Mobei Jun’s-
“Husband,” Mobei Jun whispers.
(Or, in which a system reboot causes some temporary amnesia.)
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- Part 2 of Damn This Good For Nothing System
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18 Sep 2024
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"You've written love letters," Sherlock asserted.
(Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean, Russian, Polish, Japanese, Slovak, and Hebrew translations available.)
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15 Sep 2024
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The other side by ChoAyako for persicae
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Sep 2019
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Mobei-jun doesn’t understand Shang Qinghua. He thought he did for the longest time, only for his certainties to crumble to the ground one after the other. What is left for him is to stop assuming, and learn.
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Mobei-jun and Shang Qinghua’s story, through the eyes of the ice king.- Language:
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09 Sep 2024
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The Shang Qinghua Effect by Yuu_chi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2020
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Shang Qinghua knows better than anybody that he doesn’t get a second look so long as Shen Yuan is around.
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09 Sep 2024
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the “ugly” best friend gets THE ice king (vp)
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the gift of taste by tagteamme for airplanebroo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2020
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Shang Qinghua makes a lot of questionable choices, but the crush he develops on the local mall Santa might be the most questionable of them all.
“Um,” Shang Qinghua says, unable to form any real words. The Santa spreads his legs and pats his thigh, all while looking like he’s glaring at Shang Qinghua from under his snow-white beard.
Shang Qinghua wants to fling himself off a cliff because of how his throat goes dry at the action. There's a hand on his shoulder that pushes him and suddenly, Shang Qinghua finds himself sitting on a firm thigh. A very firm thigh. No wonder some of those kids walked away with terrified faces!
An arm snakes around Shang Qinghua’s waist, with a large hand in a white glove settling on his hip. Shang Qinghua can feel the heat and weight of the contact and despite the fact that he’s trying to will himself with every fibre of his being to act like a normal human being, he finds himself turning red.
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AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2020
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In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.
“Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?”
“Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable.
“That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready.
“What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”
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drunk and disorderly by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Oct 2020
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Shang Qinghua doesn’t have a lot of experience with terrible drunken hookups, but surely there’s some sort of gentlemen’s agreement that will prevent Mobei Jun from sliding up to him, and going, “Hey, aren't you that guy from Saturday who was split so wide open from taking my cock that you started screaming that I was trying to murder you?”
Right? Right?!
(Or, the one where Shang Qinghua's unfortunate one night stand turns out to be his new boss.)
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30 Aug 2024
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those hands pulled me from the earth by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Nov 2020
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Shang Qinghua had known that things would play out exactly like this, almost like he’d seen it before.
Like he’d planned it.
Shang Qinghua’s words from their first meeting, his declaration as the creator of this universe, rings loudly in Mobei Jun’s ears.
Shang Qinghua is not just an ordinary god, sent to experience tribulations in the mortal realm.
Shang Qinghua is more than that, so much more than that, and-
He has chosen Mobei Jun.
(Or, the one where Mobei Jun thinks Shang Qinghua is a god.)
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30 Aug 2024
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Husband (Imaginary) by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2021
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Shang Qinghua tries to divorce Mobei Jun. It goes as well as you'd expect.
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29 Aug 2024
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my favorite trope is /MISUNDERSTANDINGS in love/
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Straight at the Sun by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
14 Nov 2021
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"Wei Ying–” Lan Zhan started, voice a little bit hoarse. Wei Wuxian turned his face towards him, smiling.
“Aiyo, let me guess. You’ll take responsibility?” He snorted softly, putting on an air of nonchalance. “Don’t worry about it too much, Lan Zhan! We’re both men, right? Sometimes men do these kinds of things with their friends, so you definitely shouldn’t worry about it!”
or, wwx and lwj have sex and pine
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26 Aug 2024
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all your life you'll dream of this by Attila
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jan 2020
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Lan Wangji should refuse. He should. He looks back down at the mask. Beneath it is the soft creamy paper of the invitation. He could present this at the door and slip into the palace and—
“Go see him, Wangji,” Lan Xichen says quietly, and Lan Wangji feels his resolve crumble beneath him.
A very loose Cinderella AU, featuring Lan Wangji as Cinderella, Wei Wuxian as Prince Charming, Lan Xichen as fairy godmother, the forehead ribbon as glass slipper, and GusuLan bedtime as midnight.
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24 Aug 2024
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Wrong Turn, Right Place by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 May 2021
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Fuck, he had totally walked into a set, hadn’t he? The beautiful, ethereal looking actor in his period piece outfit was pissed and waiting to tear him a new one, if the expression was any clue.
One moment the man was up, and then, the next second, he had gracefully jumped from the wall in front of Wei Ying, who, only by the strength of his will, did not scream in alarm.
He did yelp a little. But very manfully.
“No entry after sunset,” said the man, and his voice was deeper than Wei Ying could’ve guessed. “How did you get past the wards?”
or, modern!wwx takes a wrong turn and ends up in the cultivation world
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- Part 1 of Fated Meetings
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22 Aug 2024