18 Bookmarks by clever_creature
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Question: Can an Immortal Meet Mortality? by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Nov 2024
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Armand picks up the bag and upends it over the bed; he picks out the antibiotics and deposits the eight boxes in Daniel’s lap.
“What the fuck…”
“These are all different — which ones seem best suited to your predicament?”
“Predica— oh my god, man, you can’t be for real!”
Armand frowns. “Daniel, please. This is serious.”
“I mean… it’s really not.”
“Blood poisoning is, in fact, extremely serious, beloved. Now please, tell me, which of these should you take?”
“Uh, these are all pretty strong, I don’t need any of these.”
“Yes, you do.”
“It’s not healthy to take antibiotics for no reason!”
Looks like Armand will have to crush the pills into his food.
Or: Armand, the plagues and the wonders of medicine. And Daniel. So much Daniel.
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08 Apr 2026
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This War of Attrition by syntheseas
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Trilogy | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
16 Aug 2021
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attrition (n.):
1. sorrow for one’s sins stemming from a motive other than that of the love of God
2. frictionOr, put simply: Dios Apate. Major.
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11 Feb 2026
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After a little while, Jiung croaks, “Don’t be nervous.” He gestures with his spoon. His mouth is full of yogurt. “I said it was okay. It’s good to document things.”
“I know.” Intak tells him. “You don’t have to tell me that.”
“I know,” Jiung echoes. His voice is soft, but still weighed down with fatigue.
“Let’s stop talking now.” Jiung says. He takes another bite of yogurt. “Talk to the camera baby. Love you.”
Intak’s smile appears briefly in frame when he nods his head. He scoots up his chair a bit closer to the table.
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20 Apr 2025
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13 Sep 2024
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Without turning around, Jongseob confessed to Soul that he was going to have sex with Intak.
He listened to Soul opening and closing drawers, followed by the sound of box springs as he settled down. “You don’t have to,” he said, plainly.
Jongseob laughed, wrapping his blanket around him. “Yeah, but I’m going to.”
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- Part 1 of Wasp
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25 Aug 2024
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Kabru finds his eyes glued to the video. Most people who defend monsters online, he’s found, know shit about them. They live in sheltered cities, far away from any actual dungeons, and the closest they’ve come to seeing a real monster is in an Elven-made VR game. They’ve never died from a basilisk’s fangs in their throat.
But this guy seems different.
Kabru taps over to the comment section of the video. Normally he avoids them, but this might actually be relevant to his research.
wait lol isn’t this the dragon dildo guy
Kabru blinks at the top rated comment.
(Or: Laios reviews monster sex toys online and Kabru is a tired grad student.)
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18 May 2024
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Palamedes Writes Hardcore Pornography (Fanfiction) by el_amar
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
06 May 2023
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In which Palamedes writes smutty fanfiction, Gideon is very affected by it and Camilla has opinions (and she might just fuck him about it).
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28 Mar 2024
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Stakes Extended: The Wild Arcana by orphan_account
Fandoms: Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010), Adventure Time: Fionna and Cake (Cartoon 2023)
28 Nov 2023
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Marceline is cured of her vampirism, and the 77 souls of the vampires she’d killed as a mortal are unleashed upon the world.
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03 Oct 2023
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When Jisung is between the cameras and his group members, he rarely has control over the nonsense that leaves his mouth. He responds naturally, bolstered by their presence; in so many ways, they make him unafraid to be himself.
Sometimes, that gets him into trouble.
Jisung and Minho make a bet that changes everything.
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20 Jan 2023
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Caleb is a mottled canvas of thin, white lacerations so many that Nott can hardly begin to count them all, she wouldn’t even know where to begin.
Or, the soulmate au where some soulmates share injuries and Caleb is very tired and very sore.
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12 Dec 2022
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When the war isn’t quite as over as it first appears, a guilt-ridden Harry is sent to a mysterious safe-house. Among sandwiches, insomnia, and Mills & Boon, he discovers something quite unexpected. [Smoochfest 2012]
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A month ago, Chu Sangwoo would never have thought that this would be one of his daily routines, six days out of seven. Even now it still felt surreal. What was a comp-sci major—one who didn’t need the money, lacked the social skills required to work in the service industries, and had zero interest in coffee related subjects unless it was to fuel his much-needed caffeine intake—doing, working part time in a cafe six times a week?
Looking from that perspective never gave Chu Sangwoo a satisfying answer. No matter how much he thought about it, the equation just wouldn’t add up.
or,
Chu Sangwoo couldn't figure out what made him decide to be a part-time barista. It might be his first mistake.
Being unable to get Jang Jaeyoung out of his mind was his second.
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13 Apr 2022
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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Bookmarked by clever_creature
17 Mar 2022
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Embedding tutorial
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time to update.
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
/)/) /)/) /)/) (..) (..) (..) *( ) *( ) *( )
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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Bookmarked by clever_creature
18 Sep 2018
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In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.
Their best isn't perfect.
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“Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”
Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –
Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”
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(Now with a TV Tropes page!)
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Bookmarked by clever_creature
24 Aug 2018
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The Adventure Zone Roller Rink and Arcade opened in 1979 and has been struggling ever since. There is really only one thing that keeps the doors open, and that is roller derby.
Aka, the Late-90s-Roller-Derby AU that no one asked for but you're getting anyway.
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03 Apr 2018