clown_carnation
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When he was just ten years old, Simon's life as he knew it was ended.
His father was the first to be taken. He'd gone out scavenging for resources the day it all happened. Nearly four-hundred years of carefully guarding their secret, their very existence, and it was over in a fingersnap.
26 years later, Ryland Grace is shopping at the meat counter when a peculiar discount catches his attention. After avoiding the uncomfortable topic of Tinies his whole life, Grace accepts the freebie that was handed to him, packaged and ready to be butchered. Maybe his science class would like to learn more about Tinies, then he can give it a proper burial and OH GOD IT'S STILL ALIVE--
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- Part 3 of BloodyMary Brainrot
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20 Jul 2026
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the mouth of the wolf, the eyes of the lamb by Red_Masquerade
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
05 Jul 2026
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Out on parole and down an arm, Simon's chances of landing a legal, steady paycheck grow slimmer by the day. When his parole officer plants the idea of becoming a blood and plasma donor in his head, it leads him into the dark corridors of the City Under the City - and directly to Dr. Ryland Grace, a vampire who lives under a museum.
Simon's Contract is simple: provide a meal on a schedule, get paid. Purely business... well, until it isn't anymore, at least.
...whoops.
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15 Jul 2026
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how to steal an assassin in three easy steps by Red_Masquerade
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Jul 2026
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Step one: Hook up with a hot guy at your favorite bar. Kiss a lot.
Step two: Find said hot guy in the dumpster days later. Check for life.
Step three: Get beaten up hot guy out of the dumpster. Take him home.Congratulations! You're now officially wanted by the government! Good luck!
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15 Jul 2026
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can't you see I'm a warning sign? by Red_Masquerade
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
26 Jun 2026
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Simon has spent the last two years working for the COI to obtain a clean record after his participation in the destruction of Filament Station. When he's left on a drifter colony with a scrubbed identity and a tablet, Simon looks into ways to disappear from both the COI's gaze as well as Eden's, which leads him down what is perhaps the strangest avenue he's ever undertaken: a marriage visa.
Dr. Ryland Grace may or may not know that his friend Rocky has put a marriage profile up whatsoever. Simon is lonely and Rocky is persistent. This may or may not be the worst idea in the history of the universe.
(or Rocky uses a mail-order-bride broker to find Grace the Best Mate Ever and gets Simon)
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15 Jul 2026
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Astravore by Meowkiplier
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types, Alien (Original Movies 1979-1997)
06 Jul 2026
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Es De Anatomía
Idéntica A La Mía
Su Rostro Es De Alegría
Y El Mío Es De Agonía..
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Simon appears on Grace’s ship, they meet VERY ugly, Simon and Grace try to navigate their relationship, but Simon realizes that something is very very wrong with him. Grace ends up getting worse due to scurvy. Simon feels useless, what can he do other than stand by Ryland's side like a useless cuck gargoyle? I mean it's not just like a big, gigantic ship is gonna come out of nowhere and save them MY GOD-
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13 Jul 2026