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You are Karkat Vantas, a twenty-year-old college student running an average and boring life, who ends up taking residence in a small family-owned bakery with a blue-eyed stranger during a zombie apocalypse. You are eventually joined by the stranger's best friend, who seems to think he's the coolest thing since apple juice. Whatever the fuck that means.
You are John Egbert, a twenty-one year-old baker's son with a decent start in your stand-up comedy career, who happens to be running the bakery for your dad while he's out of town. You head home to get your war hammer, then go back to the bakery. You're waiting for your best friend, and his plane is landing today. You end up saving and inviting a stranger around your age to stay with you, though he doesn't seem too thrilled about it.
Your name is Dave Strider, and the first thing that happens when your plane lands is everyone getting rushed inside the airport and security blocking all entrances and exits. Fuck, how are you supposed to get this bitch-ass present to your best bro now? What's even going on? You eventually manage to slip out, and holy shit, this is a fucking corpse party. Sweet.
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Opia: The ambiguous intensity of Looking someone in the eye, which can feel simultaneously invasive and vulnerable. Teldryn Sero hasn't had the most exciting life since winding up in the Gray Quarter, and he often felt that he needed to pray to the Three just to get him out of this awful slum. Spending his days in languid poverty, an unlikely opportunity comes to him in the form of a brutish, blue-eyed Nord that would soon take Teldryn on a wild ride that would change his very life.
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- Part 18 of Chac and Teldryn
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22 Jun 2015
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Your name is Gamzee Makara, and you’re juggalo blessed with the gift to hear the Mirthful Messiahs.
Your name is David Strider, and you have the most unimaginable crush on your older brother.
Your name is Tavros Nitram, and you were raped by your female friend.
Your name is Cronus Ampora, and you're a transgendered male in a homophobic society.
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you've been infected with HIV since birth.
Your name is John Egbert, and you're a gay teenager living under the roof of a strict Catholic father.
Your name is Latula Pyrope, and your boyfriend has been mentally disabled since you got into a car crash.
Your name is Sollux Captor, and you have to live with severe, unmedicated bipolar disorder.
Your name is Kanaya Maryam, and you have to look perfect.
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30 Oct 2013
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John plays the keyboard on the Los Angeles Metro and Karkat coincidentally hops onto the same train car. You could say it was "love at first listen". Shenanigans and seriousness and smut in future times. idk, it's kinds ooc but it's my first fic and I'm just like mushy-gushy-lovey-dovey-goo all the way across the skaia. John is an AMDA performing arts major still trying to reach the lime light while Karkat is a political science who is despises the soul-crushing media. Yet somehow, they learn from one another and grow and help resolve their pasts.
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04 Nov 2013
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You let out a satisfied sigh, directing a gaze to the man on the bed. He was fast asleep, arms above his head and dark blue eyes twitching occasionally under closed eyelids.
You rolled your eyes and stood, surveying your work. The door was void of panels, revealing the clockwork cogs that worked the lock of the door. To any novice the internal workings would be impossible to decipher, but to you, it was simple- like reading lines from a book, you understood what went where, and what came next. Sometimes it felt like you understood your trade more than you did anything else.
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A SteampunkAU-- Gamzee is the son of a highly regarded family, and Tavros is a mechanic/engineer on the airship. Tavros gets a job fixing the door to Gamzee's room, and the two young men become familiar with eachother, becoming friends, and possibly something that neither of them would have ever expected.
One must not concern themselves with what happens behind closed doors.
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- Part 1 of Prospit, 1897
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09 Nov 2013
