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“I find that surprising considering how much you clearly abhor my dreadful clothes, as you described them.” Gale scoffs as he continues walking toward the breakroom. He pauses at the end of the bar when Astarion speaks.
“Abhor? Well…I wouldn’t say that. They’re dreadful, that much is true.” the bartender tosses the rag over his shoulder, grabs a cleaning spray and walks forward until he’s side by side with Gale like cars passing on the street, “It’s dreadful-ly cute.”-
Lonely divorcee Gale Dekarios gets a second job working at his friend Wyll's karaoke bar where he learns self love can be more than just jerking off in the shower.
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Won't You Kiss Me, Darling? by completelyrotten for Satan_Bubbles
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
04 Jan 2026
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“Where’s your friend?” Gale asks to distract from it all, hoping he doesn’t sound as jealous as he feels.
“Hm?” Astarion asks before a look of understanding crosses his face, “Oh him? I got rid of him with a bit of your help.”
“Pardon?”
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Mr. and Mr. Ancunín-Dekarios by completelyrotten, Roarshack
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Dec 2025
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A wave of guilt crashed against Gale as he walked home. It was barely their first day together and he already brought so much danger to Astarion. He could only hope that this wouldn’t happen again, but knowing his line of work, it was highly unlikely. How much longer could he hide this?
That wasn’t a question he wanted an answer to. It had to be forever; Astarion could never see the blood on his hands.
The entire time Astarion cleaned the blood and mess in the room, his heart was hammering, ears twitching at any sound that might be Gale walking in. Guilt kept trying to worm its way into his head. Not even one day and already he was proving to be a massive danger to Gale. No, there was nothing he could do about it now. He needed to focus, he needed to hide this.
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The Root of the Issue by completelyrotten for simch84
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Dec 2025
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It ended far too soon, people always cared so much more for the shaft and the tip of a man’s prick. It was extremely unfair. Very few seemed to understand that the base of the cock needed attention as well. How would a dick function if it were to suddenly lose the root?
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Happy birthday simch84, hope you enjoy the absurdity of it.
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“Well hello, Dekarios Gale Dekarios. My name’s Astarion, but you can call me your good luck charm.”
Gale’s bushy, grey brows furrow. Astarion’s words don’t make any sense so he’s sure he’s misheard him. “My wha—”
“Bingo!” The elder elf calls out, arm lifting up with a pop to point at Gale, “My delicious little friend over here has one.”-
Just some old guys being adorable. For the BWBR old man yaoi event: Low Nut November.
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BWBR: 31 Gays of Summer by AcrylicAgony, completelyrotten
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Astarion has spent more than his fair share of time in and out of hospitals and emergency rooms, and one thing is always guaranteed : no one knows what to do with him. He's used to being misunderstood, questioned, and flat-out accused of lying or exaggerating.
But he's sick. He knows he is. He just doesn't know why.
Dr. Gale Dekarios has always loved a challenge. A chance encounter with a beautiful - and mysterious - patient leaves him thinking about the man for days, and when the man appears in his office a week later, Gale is determined to find the answers he deserves.
A story about being seen, being cared for, and falling in love.
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Herbal Remedies by nyxueaurelia for thecheeseburgercat
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29 Sep 2024
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“I see,” he said, his voice low and dripping with promise. He picked up the rosemary he’d originally been sniffing, carefully putting it to the side. “I do intend to purchase some herbs first though, darling.”
“First?” Halsin asked, raising an eyebrow at him.
The man tutted at him, hands on his hips. “Darling, I think it’s already a forgone conclusion that I’m following you home and getting fucked. Now, do you have any lavender?”
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A modern AU disaster involving Astarion, an unlikely fiance, the herb seller at the local market, and a fair amount of angst and gratuitous smut. I may cause angsty trauma, but we always find a good ending eventually!
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06 Jul 2024
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“Everything has a price,” he said, his voice silky smooth.
Astarion wasn't sure he'd ever felt this well and truly fucked in his entire life before, in more ways than one.
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After graduating from law school under the shadow of a scandal, Astarion takes an internship working for the infamous Cazador Szaar, whose law firm is notorious for getting results.
And while working for Cazador is a good way to make sure your resume won't be overlooked in the future, it comes with a price tag that Astarion is all too familiar with paying.
Thankfully, the new security guard, Wyll, has been a welcome distraction, and an even more welcome friend. And, perhaps, something more...
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