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Of Fates, Time, Chemistry, and Location 天时地利人和 by countingcr0ws for OccasionalArtist
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2024
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Lan Zhan has grown up dreading the meeting of his soulmates.
One is irreverent, the other surely no better. After coming of age, he meets and falls in love with Wei Wuxian, the physical embodiment of summer.
Over the years, they meet, and part on bad terms after arguments. Only when Wei Wuxian returns in his second life, does Lan Wangji understand the machinations of fate.
Or: a canon-compliant first words soulmark AU
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Like a Game of Chess by countingcr0ws for auberjing
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
19 Jul 2023
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Travelling to Taiwan alone after Jiang Cheng ditches him for a work project, Wei Wuxian meets the ultimate specimen of a man, Lan Wangji on a little mountain.
Between buses, bullet trains, trains, and metro rides, they talk about work, life, privilege, and the merits of papaya milk.
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Fell in Love With My Previous Sugar Daddy After Losing My Memories! by countingcr0ws for aeternanyx
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jan 2023
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Lan Wangji, the handsome, ruthless, elegant deputy CEO of Lan Holdings has given Wei Wuxian a black credit card and a closet full of branded clothes. Wei Wuxian would have appreciated it better if he wasn't meant to be a replacement for Lan Wangji's childhood sweetheart.
A fic where amnesiac Wei Wuxian mixes real-life with fiction-inspired-by-real-life, while Lan Wangji just goes along with it.
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Neither Immoral Nor Criminal by countingcr0ws
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Jun 2022
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Lan Wangji smiled, his heart beating wildly when Wei Ying trotted up to him, the largest fish he had seen in his life trashing in between his jaws. Wei Ying was still wet, his fur dark and heavy, but the grey eyes were bright and expectant, a wordless request for Lan Wangji's praise.
Over a thousand and three hundred years, dragon!Lan Wangji and fox!Wei Wuxian meet, become friends then grow to be equals. A story in which Lan Wangji takes time to learn how to ask for fish. -
Finding the love of my life on douyin! by countingcr0ws
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Feb 2022
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You win a mother's heart by winning their pussy (cat).
Wei Ying courts gorgeous jiejie by making twelve outfits, a stuffed toy, and a wardrobe from scratch for Little Kitty Yuan Yuan. Split into seven videos, Douyin users partake in Wei Ying's simping.
MILF Lan Zhan is intrigued.
"You'd better not be such a simp when you meet her," Wen Qing, one of Wei Ying's friends, had commented over dinner.
"Simping is only when they're out of your reach. Lan Zhan's right within my arms. Look, she sent me this sticker yesterday. She's totally into me, I tell you," Wei Ying replied, showing Wen Qing the pinned conversation in WeChat.
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so little time and i'm way off track by defractum for phnelt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Nov 2021
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"Have you heard of Wei Wuxian?" someone bellows. It's a teenager with a microphone, the speakers loud and obnoxious above his head. "Come join the Yiling Wei sect and earn the opportunity for her to teach you personally!"
He has a stall and everything. There's another teenage boy with him, handing out leaflets. Wei Ying pulls her hair down to cover the sides of her face and walks up.
"Hey! Are you interested in demonic cultivation?" asks the kid brightly. He grabs a leaflet off the stall and thrusts it at her.
"Uh, I don't really know a lot about it," Wei Ying says, "but you said Wei Wuxian could personally teach me?"
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Aka the casefic where someone is impersonating Wei Wuxian and has founded a sect, or possibly a cult, or possibly a multi-level marketing scheme, in her name.
Aka the wlw mlm fic.
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30 Dec 2021
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come away, o human child by merelydovely
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Mar 2021
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“Who was it, shijie?” asks Wei Ying after a short silence. “Who was the dragon in disguise?”
“The tall, serious man in white,” says Jiang Yanli calmly, unaware of the way she’s just torn the bottom out of Wei Ying’s stomach. “He was wearing a ribbon around his forehead. Otherwise I might not have made the connection.”
Oh fuck, thinks Wei Ying. Lan Zhan is a fucking dragon?
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Wei Ying is invited to visit the home of his enigmatic new friend Lan Wangji. It just so happens that Lan Wangji’s home is a mountain palace full of immortal water guardians who all seem to have extremely alien ideas about what’s appropriate in public.
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04 Jun 2021
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speeding up my heartbeat by plonk
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Sep 2020
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The guy is so stupid hot that Wei Ying doesn’t turn away in time. He can’t be absolutely sure, but he thinks the guy sees him sort of turned towards him. Not as bad as being caught outright staring at someone on the subway, except that it’s actually probably worse, because they’re in the cultivation gym’s locker room.
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“When did you arrive?” Lan Zhan asks, but he’s looking at the child in Wei Wuxian's arms, and the question is clearly, whose baby is this, and maybe, should I be concerned?
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Accidental (haunted) baby acquisition
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Let's Play Pretend and Live Our Lives by Tassos
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Sep 2020
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"And for Lan Zhan? He's not going to believe that I mentioned A-Yuan to him and he's the one who forgot about it."
Nie Huaisang lifts his wine glass and gestures with it a little, like a sage who has given his advice and now the rest is Wei Wuxian's problem. "You're just going to have to pretend very hard. Don't let him break you."
Or: The one where Wei Wuxian secretly adopts A-Yuan and when he tries to convince Lan Wangji he had a kid all along, Lan Wangji rolls with it, ups the ante, and sets off a game of chicken that digs up buried feelings that Wei Wuxian is 100% sure he's not going to act on. Okay, 90% sure.