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His lawyer had listened to his long list of mitigating circumstances (whining) and the full context of his actions (excuses) but had dismissed all of it in favour of arguing the merits of restorative measures and how promising a candidate Bradley made “for a therapeutic and community oriented approach to meaningfully demonstrate his remorse and changed behaviour”. It was nothing short of humiliating and came only second to the absolute tongue lashing his father had given him.
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Bradley Uppercrust III, in spite of all his privilege, didn’t manage to evade community service.
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Watch this piece of shit try his best.
(Formerly titled ‘Bradley Makes Amends’)
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- Part 1 of Court Ordered Purgatory: Series
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10 Jan 2026
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All work and no play makes Bruce a dull boy.
Lucky him – Joker’s here to turn that frown upside down!
Batman takes suppressants for the good of Gotham. His city needs a guardian: focused, calm, and resolute. Not an animal driven by rabid desires.Joker disagrees.
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Bookmarked by coveteddilf
24 Jul 2023
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The one where House is a phone sex operator.
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- Part 1 of Nothing New - Phone Sex Operator AU
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Bookmarked by coveteddilf
28 Mar 2023
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Every Hand's A Winner by fleurdeliser, tuesdaysgone
Fandoms: Tales from the Borderlands - Fandom, Borderlands
13 Mar 2016
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"Rhys, I swear to god, if you don't get off your ass and do something about your big dumb crush while you're at that conference, I'm going to kill you," Yvette says from the next cube over.
"How do you know I'm even thinking about that? I am really upset about the Hyp-Link outage," Rhys huffs.
"You don't use the Hyp-Link," Yvette says dryly. "And you just came back from lunch with him, you lovesick idiot."
Bookmarked by coveteddilf
06 Feb 2023
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eighteen wheels on an uphill climb by blackeyedblonde
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
14 Feb 2019
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Hank is going to die. He’s going to die right here in Kentucky, 53 years old, halfway to broke, and tragically sober. Survived only by a nine-year-old St. Bernard and the 31-year-old twink who delivered the fatal blow.
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17 Oct 2022

