crack_rock
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“Oh shit.” He says, “Harry, this is my absolute gorgeous baby girl Fiona. She usually greets people with a wave and a burp, but with people she likes she throws up on her Mama as an extra special greeting.”
“Well hello there, Miss Fiona” Harry chuckles. The baby is looking at him with big, bright blue eyes. She looks just like Louis. Stunning.
“While it was absolutely lovely meeting you, Mr. Harry. I’m gonna go be incredibly sexy and clean up baby vomit from my dress.” Louis says. Harry feels his heart drop for a second at the thought of no longer talking to Louis.
There’s absolutely zero reason Harry should be feeling this attached to this tiny, gorgeous omega. Absolutely no reason. No reason, he keeps telling himself.But. Oof.
or; the one where harry styles is a 24-year-old, freshly graduated alpha. louis is a 31-year-old omega who is married to vineyard vines wearing, golf playing, 'babysit the kids' type of alpha. they have the summer. -
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Her dad turns back to the black cauldron sitting on the stove with a quiet smile on his face. He’s such an ass. A severed hand starts stirring it for him while he turns to chop cilantro. She changes her mind, it’s most likely dinner.
“You know, while I was shopping for bibles for the fire-pit outside,” Jesus Wednesday thinks, no pun intended, “I ran into Timmy’s mother, she seems very nice.”
Or, the one where the Addams family is actually the Styles family. An ongoing series.
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- Part 1 of the addams/styles family
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this world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me by crack_rock
Fandoms: One Direction (Band), BBC Radio 1 RPF
07 Dec 2015
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Their shared living room, Nick reminds himself. Louis and him have an apartment, they're thinking of having babies. Babies. That's insane. Nick could have a child of his own by this time next year, and that's just. It's just.
"I love you," Louis finally says, "a lot. you're my favorite person in the whole world." His cheeks are tinted pink and he's looking at Nick like he did when Nick first told Louis he loved him. It makes him feel good, feels so good he could explode. He wants this, so bad. Wants to be a dad with the person that means the absolute world to him. For once in Nick's life, he feels like he's ready, ready to be a soccer dad with a white picket fence and a mini van, he's so ready. Nick reaches across the table to grab Louis fidgety hand and squeezes it, "let's have a baby, Baby."
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because harry wants to be pregnant and i want harry to be pregnant.
so, uhm. au where harry gets pregnant. (but is it really an au?)
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this ain't a love song, baby it's a summer jam by crack_rock
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
07 Sep 2014
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Louis can count on all her fingers and toes and eyelashes and braincells and fucking grains of sand the things she misses about Niall. For starters, she misses his laugh. She misses his smile. She misses his snapbacks and his hair and his fucking arms and legs and fingers and toes and everything. She misses Niall. And in three hours, she'll be back in California, she'll be back to University, 3,000 miles away from her hometown, and she'll be back with Niall.
She can't fucking wait..
or, niall and louis haven't seen each other in 3 months because niall lives in california and louis lives on the east coast and summer break happened.
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
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25 Mar 2026
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ilya rozanov's mini-mini husband by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Mar 2026
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“What is that?” Ilya asks Hina as he continues to try and puzzle out what is happening.
“That? It’s part of something called oshikatsu which is like… a way to support the idol or actor or character or whoever you love? It’s hard to translate ‘oshi’ but it’s basically your favorite person, real or not. And the character used for ‘katsu’ just means ‘activity’ or ‘living’.” Hina explains.
Ilya hums in response.
aka: ilya rozanov learns about oshikatsu
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25 Mar 2026
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Is it cheating if... by TheHeartWantsWhatTheHeartWants
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Mar 2026
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Ilya makes Shane play a new game Harris sent him called “Is It Cheating or Not?” and, against his better judgment, Shane decided to play. It goes exactly as well as you’d expect. Which is to say, somewhere between his messing around, Ilya decides to get in his car and drives across Montréal to deal with it personally...much to Hayden Pike’s absolute horror.
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A question game about cheating and relationship boundaries goes wrong, and Ilya quickly finds himself stressed over what Shane thinks he can do...and where he is right now.
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25 Mar 2026
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pink calvins by huacheesecake
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Dec 2025
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A bralette.
A lacy, frilly, pink bralette. One specifically bought to make Shane feel pretty. But not just that. Comfortable. Safe.
Shane’s leaking. Horribly. All over the blanket that’s bunched up around his lap. He whines as the wool brushes against his cock, letting his head fall back against Ilya’s collarbone. Ilya uses the opening to press kisses to Shane’s neck, encouraging him to stand up,
“Fuck Hollander, put it on.”
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Ilya buys Shane a pink bralette. Shane cries.
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24 Mar 2026
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Give You Up by Eigengrau (aussiebee)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Mar 2026
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Shane watches Ilya shove a hand through his hair, waits for him to meet his eyes. “You pretend to want things, pretend I can have things that we both know you won’t let me have,” he says, his newfound self-esteem carrying him past the point of no return. He wishes he’d never discovered it, because it’s making Ilya’s face do something awful.
“Oh, you mean I hurt your feelings?”
Close enough, Shane supposes, his chest aching again. He goes to lift his hand again, sees Ilya zero in on the movement, doesn’t. “I guess so.”
Ilya scoffs, mean and sharp. “So sorry, Hollander, I didn’t mean to make you get so emotional about a casual fuck.”
Asshole. So many times he has lobbed the word at Ilya in exasperation, reluctant affection and disbelief, but now he thinks it with vitriolic anger. “I think you should go.”Shane finally decides that Ilya's ability to weaponise sex isn't enough for him anymore. Ilya doesn't take it well, but Shane holds firm. Then they start to text about it. Sort of.
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23 Mar 2026