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His Heaven is a Bookshop by crafteemusic
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Jul 2025
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Ed and Stede go on their first official date to a small bookshop in coastal Maine. There they find an ancient collection of books, a few unbelievable happenings, and two rather otherworldly booksellers.
Spoiler: This bookshop is bigger on the inside. Seems like a miracle, right?
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“It was a feather light touch of his fingertips, the pressure almost imperceptible on Stede’s cheek. The beautiful man spoke, ‘You never could resist me, could you?’
The lights were nearly as loud as the music and Stede grinned ridiculously, his vision blurring a bit as he looked at the man in leather before him. ‘Can’t blame a man for knowing what he likes.’”
In which Stede and Ed meet at a bar for the second time and Stede tells him all the wonderfully dirty things he’s thought since their first meeting. Ed is enraptured from the start.
Then Stede takes him home and they get started.
Chapter 1 for OFMD Kinktober day 4, “Dirty Talk”. (PODFIC LINKED IN NOTES)
Chapter 2 for day 8 “Rimming, Praise kink”
Chapter 3 for days 12/13, “Blowjobs” and “Daddy kink”
Chapter 4 for day 15, “Jealousy”.
Chapter 5. IDK WHAT DAY BUT ITS WALL SEX DAYSeries
- Part 3 of OFMD Kinktober 2022
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“Ready to get started, my love?”
Ed nodded so vigorously that Stede had to rush to hold his carefully crafted topknot in place. “Alright! Alright,” Stede laughed. “Let’s go over the rules again.”
“I am inanimate,” Ed said, almost rehearsed. “I can not speak or move any part of my body except for my eyes. You can move me, you can undress me, you can-” he took a deep breath, trying and failing to calm himself, “and you can fuck me.”
“Right,” Stede nodded. He wrapped his hands around Ed’s cinched waist. “The only exception to this is if you need it all to stop.”
“Right,” Ed echoed, absently brushing his hands against the skirt. “Although I doubt I will.”
“Oh, darling.” Stede laid a warm hand on Ed’s cheek, smiling as he nuzzled into it. “It’s my pleasure.”
A post S2 fic in which Ed expresses a desire to do a role play where he is a doll and Stede is his owner. Sexiness ensues.
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In Each Other’s Lives by crafteemusic
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Feb 2024
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What if, in the world of Our Flag Means Death, there was a pirate named Redbeard who swaggered around, tall and lanky, with yellow eyes and fabulous bone structure. And what if his rival was a protector of the seas, a Good Samaritan, named The Sea Guardian who aimed to protect lowly merchants and fisherpeople from those who would do them harm. He’s blonde and round and delightful.
And what if, in the world of Good Omens, Crowley and Aziraphale get new neighbors. They are co-owners of a new nautical themed inn in South Downs, both have gorgeous New Zealand accents, and are happily married. To eachother. Their names are Ed and Stede.
What if both couples showed up in eachothers lives?
Coming in two chapters, one for each story.
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Their lips crashed together like waves on a ship. Ed was pushed backward, gasping as his back slammed against the bookshelf with a thud. He grunted at the surprise, the bruises he was certainly about to have the last thing on his mind as Stede’s mouth pressed him against the wall, moving hungrily to nip and lick at his neck. He gasped as Stede bit down, sucking hard. Small, quiet moans leaked from the corners of Stede’s lips.
“Jeez, man. Fuck.”
“You don’t like it?” Stede’s voice was raspy and oh so lecherous, the corner of his mouth turned up in a teasing smirk.
Ed growled. “Never said that, mate.”
In which they go on their bookshop date and fuck against the bookshelves. Part of the upcoming chapter 5 for “The Words on His Lips”. This will also be a GOOD OMENS CROSSOVER CHAPTER! Even though Az and Crowley don’t show up here, they will in the chapter once it’s finished.
Fill for OFMD Kinktober 2023 day 22; Wall Sex/ “Keep Going”
(NOT Beta read. In TWOHL, it will be!)
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“Ed, you won’t sleep there. I won’t hear of it.” Stede cleared his throat. “It’s too dangerous. Besides, it looks horribly uncomfortable.”
Ed’s big eyes widened at the use of this steadily improving Captain voice and he gulped. “Yeah, mate, alright.” He stood, bracing himself on a nearby trunk. “Won’t sleep here. By order of the captain.”
“By order of the captain,” Stede echoed, triumph spread across his face. “Good. Well, um,-“. Now he’s reached the point where he had to come up with other sleeping arrangements for Ed. There was only really one acceptable option that Stede could think of, but he felt it would likely contradict Ed’s request to take things slow. “Perhaps you can take some of my blankets to the bow of the ship. The unicorn will be more than happy, I’m sure, to keep you compa-“
“Or I could, maybe,” Ed bit his lip ever so softly in what Stede knew was probably nervousness, even though he hoped it was something different. “Sleep in your room tonight?”
Immediately follows S2E5
Fill for OFMD Kinktober 2023: day 18. Cumshot/Begging/ “Is that all you’ve got?”
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Ed crossed his arms. “What would you have me do, captain? To restore my reputation. Go.”
Stede gestured awkwardly. “Right. Why don’t you- you can-” he stumbled on his words, clearly less than used to bossing his former co-captain around. “Fit in more-“
“Got it, fit in more,” Ed parroted enthusiastically. “Yes, ok.”
“Ah- yes. Be… helpful-” Ed let out an intrigued ‘ooh’ there as Stede continued. “There’s a lot of things that need doing-“
Before he could stop himself, the thoughts he had been bottling up for the past few days spilled out of his mouth. “Do you need doing?”
Stede stopped and stared, eyes wide, face unreadable. “I’m sorry?”
“I-uh-“ Ed gulped and tugged at the bell around his neck as if it was a collar he could loosen. It gave a gentle jingle. “I- I was just…” he was scrambling frantically for something to say, somehow to back out of all of this, because holy shit did he just put himself out there for Stede to reject again? “I was wondering if you-“ he made his voice small, cowering a bit at the dismissal he was sure was coming his way. “If you wanted me to, um, help you in any way. You know. To be helpful.”
Mild OFMD S2 spoilers! Mostly Porn.
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“And you’re sure you want me inside you at the same time?”
The bullet vibrator hummed inside Stede’s hole as he nodded vigorously, his cock jutting out, reaching eagerly toward Ed’s own erection. He gazed down at his lover from where he sat straddling his thighs on the bed they shared. “I want you to feel it too.”
Ed’s cheeks darkened as he looked at Stede with wide eyes. He was flustered, unsure how to convey how eager he was for this. “Yes. Ok, wow. Yes.”
Prompt fill for OFMD Kinktober day 27: Double Penetration. Inspired by a linked work by Twitter user @ThatJadeykinns
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- Part 4 of OFMD Kinktober 2022
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When Izzy asked his co-captains to take him to bed, he’d never have thought it would end up being something like this.
In which Izzy gets tied to their new four poster bed and is teased, fucked, and choked. Most importantly choked.
Written for OFMD Kinktober day 3, prompts are choking, collars, and leather.
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- Part 2 of OFMD Kinktober 2022
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When Ed is riled up after a particularly frustrating day on the Revenge, Stede uses rope and a cock ring to calm him down.
Written for day one of OFMD Kinktober 2022!
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- Part 1 of OFMD Kinktober 2022
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Izzy slips into Stede’s bathroom because he’s a dirty little rat man.
No, really, he’s filthy. It’s hard to wash properly when you’re given a wet washcloth every other week.
But then he finds the soap. This soap smells like Ed.
And he can’t resist using it for his own pleasure.
Prompt fill for #asacrew July 21: “Yummy Soap.”
Later, Ed and Stede smell the soap on him and bring him in to the captains quarters to… talk. Yeah. To talk.
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- Part 8 of July “As A Crew” prompt fills
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Stede’s work has him working from home and on Ed’s day off, Ed has something he wants to try.
Namely, he wants to cock-warm his husband while he writes up his reports.
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Ed stopped in front of Stede and wrinkled his face in confusion. “What the fuck does formal dance training have to do with it, love? We can just dance!”
Stede sighed, slowly coming around. “But there’s no music!”
Narrow, piercing eyes were upon him and it didn’t take much to change Stede’s alcohol-ridden mind. Ed sauntered closer to him, stopping when their knees touched. “C’mon. Up you get. We’re going to dance and it’s going to be fun.”
Prompt fill for #asacrew July 29th: “Bow”
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- Part 10 of July “As A Crew” prompt fills
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Ed keeps popping buttons off of Stede’s clothes when he gets… impatient. Stede insists he learns how to sew buttons on since he takes such delight in ripping them off.
Cute fluffy BlackBonnet husband shenanigans ensue. Very glossed-over smut at the end.
Prompt fill for #asacrew July 24: “Button”.
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- Part 9 of July “As A Crew” prompt fills
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Stede had just set an entire ship ablaze with just words. He’d successfully turned a posh party into chaos, which is exactly how he’d expected his Gentleman Pirate journey to start.
Now, he has to deal with his feelings.
He wasn’t prepared for this part of pirating.
Chapter 1 fill for #asacrew July 9th “Crush”
Chapter 2 fill for #asacrew July 17th “Kiss”Series
- Part 5 of July “As A Crew” prompt fills
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Ed and Stede wander off to a secluded waterhole and shenanigans ensue.
Here in the water it was just the two of them. And there was no place they’d rather be.
Prompt fill for todays “As A Crew” prompt; July 16 “Water.”
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- Part 7 of July “As A Crew” prompt fills
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The Revenge was bathed in moonlight, the rest of the crew having taken full advantage of their short shore leave. Ed and Stede were alone on the ship and Ed had prepared a surprise.
FIRST CHAPTER IS RATED T and is complete in and of itself. Read only that if you don’t want smut because oh baby will we get some smut in chapter two.
To celebrate getting 69 kudos, I decided to give y’all another chapter. Definitely E rated;)
Chapter 1 a fill for July 3rd; “Date Night”.
Chapter 2 a fill for July 12th; “Revenge”.Series
- Part 1 of July “As A Crew” prompt fills
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Ed and Stede make plans to run away together, but Stede’s insecurities flare up. That’s still not enough to convince him to run away from the man he loves.
A scene rewrite where Stede decides to run away with Ed and my (the author’s) heart is cured of all pain.
Fill for July 11 “As A Crew” prompt: Dinghy.
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- Part 6 of July “As A Crew” prompt fills
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The loneliness was the worst. The gut wrenching heartbreak had lasted for a couple weeks, but the loneliness would permeate his life forever. At least until Stede came back to him.
Well, that is, if Stede came back to him.
July 7th prompt fill: “sword/knife”.
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- Part 4 of July “As A Crew” prompt fills
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Ed wants to spoil his Gentleman, and tonight that meant absolutely ruining him.
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- Part 3 of July “As A Crew” prompt fills