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After John's girlfriend (of sorts) sends him an online sex guide, John finds himself more intrigued by the guide's author than anything his girlfriend might have had in mind.
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12 Mar 2023
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Interpersonal Relationships Year 7, Unit 3: How to Have Sex Like a Responsible Adult by InnerLilith for Booktopus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jan 2022
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Harry came to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts. He did not come to Hogwarts to obsess over Draco Malfoy. He definitely did not come to Hogwarts to channel that obsession into…supervising Draco’s sex education class?
Whatever, Harry saved the world. He could handle sex ed. Right?
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06 Jan 2023
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Romp and Circumstance by wolfpantsarchive (wolfpants) for InnerLilith
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Aug 2022
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Since the war, Harry Potter has gone from Saviour to Scoundrel—not that he’s complaining.
With a schedule full of gorgeous men, alcohol, and late nights, why would he want to change? Enter Draco Malfoy: beautiful, sharp, and completely untouchable. When Draco comes to Harry with a proposition to help him attract an engagement, Harry’s up for it—after all, how hard can it be not falling for his former nemesis?
Very hard, apparently.
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- Part 1 of The Somerset Chronicles
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20 Dec 2022
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Kept in Cages by ihopeyoubothstaysafefromharm, sweet_s0rr0w
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Aug 2022
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Deep in the heart of the Ministry lies the Beast Division: a hidden room where ancient beasts roam, and winged creatures soar, and grumpy giant ferrets eat all your biscuits unless you keep them well hidden. Draco Malfoy would know – he’s been working there for five years now, after all.
Meanwhile, on Level One, ex-Golden Boy Harry Potter is stuck in another interminable policy meeting, completely unaware of the mysterious comings and goings just three floors below. But when a giant snake emergency requires the assistance of a Parselmouth, Harry finds himself thrust, unprepared, into Draco’s weird and wonderful world – and naturally, he can’t keep away…
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14 Nov 2022
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"What could I want so desperately that would make me sell my soul? What could possibly compel me to surrender the part of myself that makes me who I am: the source of my magic, my self-control, everything?"
Magic has been a part of Sherlock's life for as long as he can remember. Most people view his abilities with suspicion, their own power pale in comparison to what he can do. Jealous rumours dog his footsteps: accusations that he sold his soul in exchange for his talents.
Then John Watson enters his life, all ease and acceptance, and Sherlock will do anything – will pay any price – to ensure nothing brings him to harm.
Note: Please do not redistribute my fanfiction on other archives or sites such as goodreads or ebooks tree without my express permission. Thank you :)
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15 Aug 2022
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Chemical experiments go awry at Baker Street, leaving Holmes incapacitated and Watson charged with being his hands. Against Watson's advice Holmes takes on a case of burglary and murder, all the while totally dependent on his companion. This new level of intimacy brings with it a slew of suppressed feelings which become increasingly hard to ignore.
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27 Jul 2022
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When Harry submits his cock photo to a renowned Cock Critiquer and gets a terrible review, he decides to take a photography class to hopefully improve his skills.
WARNING: THERE ARE QUITE A NUMBER OF VERY EXPLICIT MOVING COCK GIFS IN THIS FIC. They can be quite a shock to the system, so BE WARNED.
Career Choices: Harry: Shiftless layabout; Draco: Cock Critiquer
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03 Jul 2022
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The stage lost a fine actor, even as science lost an acute reasoner, when he became a specialist in crime.
January, 1881: a despondent army doctor is offered a ticket to a Shakespeare play, and is instantly captivated by the fellow playing the Danish prince himself. Then there is a murder. Then they fall in love.
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14 Jun 2022
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One Week by JaneTurenne
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
17 Nov 2009
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An average week in the life of Our Heroes becomes a battle of wills when the boys make a wager.
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10 Jun 2022
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Eight o’clock, tomorrow evening by fluxweed for laughingd0g
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2021
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“I wanted to say—I don’t want to see you at ten o’clock on Tuesday—”
“Yes, actually, you were quite clear—”
“—but I’d like to see you at eight o’clock tomorrow evening.”
Malfoy’s face was abruptly carefully, professionally blank.
“What?” he said eventually.
“For dinner,” Harry clarified. “Somewhere that isn’t the bloody Leaky Cauldron. If you’re free.”
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- Part 2 of The Four Doors
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14 Aug 2021
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10 Jul 2021
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Potter has fame and fortune and posh clothes and all he wants is a simple life. Draco has a flat and a cat and a steady job and all he wants is a complicated life. Which makes you think this story has something exciting like body-swapping, but it doesn’t. Instead it has Indian takeaway and a blue jumper and people wanting a whole lot of what they can’t have, discovering themselves as they discover each other.
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18 Jun 2021
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Sweet Indulgence by The_Sinking_Ship for milkandhoney
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Dec 2020
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It doesn't matter that Marcy from Accounting is dancing on the tables, Shacklebolt is wearing antlers, and Elliot from Transportation is on his third round of Mariah Carey on karaoke because all the free champagne in the world won't salvage the Ministry Christmas party for Draco if Potter doesn't show up soon.
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12 Jun 2021
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Harry Potter, how does Draco Malfoy hate thee? Let me count the ways.
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12 Jun 2021
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With the wizarding world on lockdown due to a magic-draining pandemic, Harry is stuck in Grimmauld Place, bored and alone—until the ghost of Draco Malfoy shows up to haunt him.
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12 Jun 2021
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Of Razors, Pipes, Red Notebooks and Rugby Jerseys, Or: Sherlock Doesn't Like His Doctors Clean Shaven by allonsys_girl
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
22 Jul 2014
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John grows a beard. Sherlock really likes it.
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- Part 1 of Consulting Husbands
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11 Jun 2021
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If Harry had to guess which out of he or his Auror Partner, and tentative new friend, Draco Malfoy, would turn out to have Veela ancestry, his answer would be: neither, because that is ridiculous. Finding out the answer is actually him, and that his Veela heritage is wreaking havoc on his ability to work, sleep, and above all be in the same room as Malfoy, is a surprise to say the least. But this is fine. Harry’s been through worse, and he can just sit this one out, regardless of how much his body is screaming for the one person he doesn’t want to ask for help. Can’t he?
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26 Apr 2021
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09 Apr 2021
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After the war, Draco works at a tv repair shop and Harry breaks things.
feat. sad boys in jumpers and more ABBA than is probably necessary
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02 Apr 2021
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"In your case, solitary confinement is locking you up with your worst enemy."
One month and three days, and what came after.
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- Part 1 of Another Country
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26 Mar 2021