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Clocking Overtime by Anonymous
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
19 Oct 2021
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Mo Ran is constantly worked up over his hot but aloof supervisor, and only the weekly cam show from his beloved but silent Beidou89 can unwind some of his tension.
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- 10/10
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12 Mar 2026
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sticky fingers by fakeplasticlily
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
09 Aug 2020
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The man tosses the towel unceremoniously back at Mo Ran’s chest, like he’s personally offended by it. And the fact that his hands had just been all over said chest barely minutes earlier, maybe.
“Please pack a box of egg tarts with extra custard filling, a box of red bean paste buns with extra syrup, a rice pudding with extra candied fruit garnish, and a box of osmanthus cakes with extra sweet pear jam.”
Mo Ran’s eyes grow progressively wider as he lists the items.
It’s him.
Not the suburban mother of four, not the elderly guy dealing with a midlife crisis, but quite possibly the hottest guy he’s ever seen. Who also happens to have the highest sugar tolerance Mo Ran has seen in a human being in his two years of running this bakery.- Language:
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11 Mar 2026
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Call me by my name by rinsled05
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | Èr Hā Hé Tā De Bái Māo Shī Zūn - Ròu Bāo Bù Chī Ròu
04 May 2020
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When the man called Taxian-Jun arrives, years later, it’s the coming of a storm.
He sweeps into a dinner appointment between Chu Wanning and a client, clad in black, a smirk tugging at his mouth. Over the spark of irritation, Chu Wanning can’t help but admire his lean frame, the way his hair, cut rebelliously short, falls over smoldering, dark eyes. The way he towers over him, even when Chu Wanning rises to full height.
Chu Wanning’s heart races as Taxian-Jun leans in close, ignoring the shouts and gasps around them.
“Sakaki of Ran,” he purrs in their native tongue. “You’re mine.”
Chu Wanning lifts his chin. “I don’t know you.”
“You will,” Taxian-Jun says, and leaves.
In which Chu Wanning is a courtesan serving Chinese merchants in Nagasaki, Japan, and Taxian-Jun decides to make him his.- Language:
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11 Mar 2026
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finders keepers by Anonymous
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
04 Mar 2026
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It should not come as a surprise to learn that Mo Ran is already married, but Chu Wanning’s world still collapses when he hears of a wife waiting for the older alpha at home. It is only rebuilt when he realizes that the older alpha does not bear a mating bite. When Mo Ran sends him into an unexpected heat, Chu Wanning makes it his mission to entice the alpha into spending it together.
Meanwhile, Mo Ran is both turned on and confused why the omega he wishes to court is keen on baby-trapping him.
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09 Mar 2026
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Two Worlds by GrimReader (BittenPeachProphet)
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
14 Mar 2026
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Chu Wanning was losing hope of saving his disciple from the Long Hatred Flower. But when he steps through the Gates of Life and Death, he doesn't find the past—he finds a world where Mo Ran was never cursed. Where his disciple looks at him with tenderness instead of hatred. There's no time to rejoice, though. This world has another Chu Wanning—one who stares at the "visitor" with icy contempt. And that look says it all: "You have disgraced our name".
Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
08 Mar 2026
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The Peacock's Newborn Chick Is a Destined Matchmaker by discordanddewdrops
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama)
13 Mar 2026
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Wei Wuxian never wanted an alpha or a pup. He and alphas were like water and oil. (Minus, Lan Wangji, of course, but that's because he was 99% fuddy-duddy and 1% alpha.)
Then came the peacock's chick.
And suddenly, Lan Wangji was holding a tiny pup in his arms.
Something in Wei Wuxian stirred.
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The one in which Lan Wangji looks like a DILF, and Wei Wuxian has a horny crisis about it.
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- English
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- 6/6
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Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
06 Mar 2026
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eyes closed, wide open by gargoylegrave
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Feb 2026
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“Good morning, Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian said as cheerfully as he could whilst still in the process of waking up.
“Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji repeated, his voice just as much as a warning as it had been only moments ago.
“Hm? What’s that? No good morning for your husband? Is this how Hanguang-jun acts, taking advantage of poor, helpless men in their sleep and not even sparing them a few kind words afterward?”
Lan Wangji discovered a penchant for waking up his husband in a new, exciting way. Wei Wuxian loved it.
Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
25 Feb 2026
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Lan Wangji had too much power over Wei Wuxian. Wei Wuxian already couldn’t think when he was around Lan Wangji; if he ended up catching stupid feelings for the stupid alpha — wanting to date him and kiss him and make a nest for him — it was over. Wei Wuxian’s life would absolutely be over. Because he would do something stupid, like, forget to take his birth control, or make a down payment on a house with a cute little backyard, or buy a fucking eco-friendly hybrid SUV with enough room for kids and a pet.
Or Wei Wuxian baby traps himself into a relationship he'd wanted for years with an incredibly reliable and sexy alpha. The horror.
Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
22 Feb 2026
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take my surrender by torrid for thecelestialcow
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
27 Jan 2026
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After a break for illness, Taxian-jun finally gets his hands back on Chu Wanning.
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Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
29 Jan 2026
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He Was Made For Untidy Rooms and Rumpled Beds by Bluethursday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Sep 2019
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Shen Qingqiu kind of, sort of, does not have the same modesty standards as a xianxia novel set in some form of Ancient China? He also hates the heat, who knew right?
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- Part 1 of Into the Binghe Verse
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- 12/12
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Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
12 Dec 2025
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memorial by Anonymous
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
05 Dec 2025
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There was so much that was startling and new since he woke from death. Five years was both such a short time and an infinity.
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- 5/5
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- 25
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Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
29 Nov 2025
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Holly Blue Agate is Desperate, Pass It On by orphan_account
Fandoms: Steven Universe (Cartoon)
14 Jun 2018
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Left to her own devices on a Zoo station she no longer controls and overrun by insubordinate and oversexed Quartzes, Holly Blue Agate reaches the end of her tether.
Everything goes better than expected.
Content warning/note: All sexual activity in this story takes place with the full consent of all participants, but in the early stages Holly has some unhealthy reasons for her choices (as well as some messed-up beliefs about others and herself).Series
- Part 1 of Pass It On
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- 27/27
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Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
01 Nov 2025
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You, Asleep and Dreaming by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Nov 2019
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Wei Wuxian chuckles and starts pushing Lan Wangji's outer robes off his shoulders. "Poor Lan Zhan, subject to such earthly miseries. You must be exhausted, come to bed, come to bed."
"Mm," Lan Wangji says. He raises his arms so that Wei Wuxian can keep undressing him. His clothes will end up on the floor, but no matter. Wei Wuxian's deft hands at his belts are worth wrinkled robes.
"... Goodness, Hanguang-Jun, you wear too many damned layers," Wei Wuxian tells him after a while. "Would it kill you to stop after a reasonable five?"
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Wei Wuxian moves into the Jingshi. They sleep together.
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22 Oct 2025
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a delicate flame beneath the skin by SeleneIlene
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
10 Apr 2022
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The Heavenly Empress seeks to punish a pesky rival but finds herself falling in love.
Lesbian Ranwan Fantasy AU
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14 Oct 2025
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night after night by pupbunbinghe
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
12 Oct 2023
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Pushing his pants down just a little bit, he stares at his bare reflection in the mirror, trying to make sense of what he sees. It’s not entirely foreign in the sense that he’s aware that it’s an organ, just like the other one, but still, it’s unfamiliar. He reaches down, using his middle finger to touch the little nub sticking out, and startles at the contact. It’s… way more responsive and sensitive.
in which chu wanning ends up ingesting a mysterious dust with an unexpected effect.
Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
11 Oct 2025
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breeding to the song of your guqin by pretenkious
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
29 Jun 2021
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chu wanning goes into heat, taxian jun acts like taxian jun
idk man just read the tags. this is shameless breeding kink + stomach bulge porn
Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
09 Oct 2025
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aita for fucking my (24/m) baobei (32/m) when my cousin (23/m) is on the phone? by uchiuchi
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
03 Oct 2021
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“I’ve never missed a deadline, idiot. This is exactly why Chu-laoshi told me that I’m his favorite student.”
Mo Ran freezes.
Below him, a Chu Wanning delirious from pleasure whines into the space around them and tries to push himself against his body. Mo Ran presses Chu Wanning’s hips into the bed to keep him from moving. A swirl of jealousy hits him. “His favorite?”
Mo Ran isn’t Chu Wanning’s favorite student. He’s not too happy about that.
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09 Oct 2025
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casually acquainted by tagteamme for tiedbows
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
18 Apr 2021
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Chu Wanning knows what he is and what he isn’t. And where he lacks in pleasantries and outward appeal, he makes up for in untouchable grace and dignity.
It threatens to unravel once he meets a familiar face in an unfamiliar city.
“So quick to run away from me, Chu-laoshi,” Mo Ran says, voice gently teasing as Chu Wanning refuses to make eye contact with him. “After you came all the way from…”
He trails off, waiting for Chu Wanning to let him know, but he sees the map open on Chu Wanning’s phone and grins wider. “You want directions?”
Chu Wanning clears his throat, and shakes his head. He should say something— instead, he stays silent as he looks down at his phone and punches in the hotel name again.
Happily, his phone tells him to try again when he has signal.
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08 Oct 2025
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paint smears on sunny days by SnowshadowAO3
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Oct 2020
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To say that he runs to his car would be incorrect, as he is a Lan, and running is both undignified and unnecessary unless in immediate danger. Nor does he slam his key into the ignition, or aggressively swerve around the cars on the freeway, or have a mild panic attack at the fact he is picking A-Yuan up late from school for the first time ever.
He comes close, though.
By the time he arrives, it’s 4:35PM, and he has imagined about fifty different worse-case scenarios. The door is partly open when he gets to it, a messy label of 104B—Art Room scrawled with chalk on a placard next to the faded wood. As he opens it fully, he expects to see a wailing, terrified child, or perhaps a scene of utter misery and betrayal.
What he finds is his son, hands covered in paint, being sung to by a beautiful, dark-haired stranger.
“Ducks live in the pond, yellow ducks, happy ducks!”
Lan Wangji stops in his tracks.
(Or: Falling in love with your son’s art teacher, in five parts)- Language:
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Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
20 Aug 2025
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“Okay,” Jingyi says, as Sizhui puzzles this out aloud. “Okay! So the demon has been turning its victims into children.”
“I think so,” Sizhui says.
“To make them easier prey,” Jingyi says.
“Yes,” Sizhui says.
“So—” Jingyi’s voice cracks here, “this kid is Senior Wei.”
Wei Wuxian, still tangled in his own massive robes, blinks politely at them.
(Or: Wei Wuxian is cursed on a night-hunt, and the junior quartet rapidly finds themselves in over their heads.)
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Bookmarked by amporaldehyde (cryptided)
20 Aug 2025
