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Shane is, he realizes to the sound of the steady hum of wheels over asphalt, nothing more than a stray fucking dog. Whining after any hand that’s ever given him a hint of care or a bone to gnaw on; snapping at the same heels when they refuse to let him any further than the front stoop; growling and lunging, unasked, teeth bared, at any threat that has the misfortune of stepping over him on its way to the door.
A fucking dog.
[AKA, What if you devoted yourself so entirely to your lifelong best friend and then you thought he died and then you fucked his wife because you actually wanted to fuck him and then he came back and then you kind of went crazy. And also there were zombies. Wouldn't that be fucked up. A character study and an étude in face fucking.]
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Something Else Telling (December by the Day) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
24 Dec 2024
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Enjolras starts acting weird on December first.
(In retrospect, Grantaire figures he probably should have, like, thought about that a little bit more, but, well, nobody ever said he was smart.)
AKA, the Something Telling Christmas Fic, wherein Enjolras learns a little more about the 21st century, Grantaire learns a little more about relationships, and they both fall a little bit more in love with one another.
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- Part 2 of Something Telling
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When in Paris (Do as the Romans) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Roman Holiday (1953)
18 Apr 2024
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Courfeyrac doesn't exactly mean to bring home the crown prince of a minor European nation. It just sort of... happens.
AKA, the Roman Holiday AU, set vaguely in the 1950s, wherein:
Courfeyrac is an up-and-coming journalist who can't quite seem to get up-and-coming;
Cosette is a photojournalist and Courfeyrac's partner in crime--as well as in newspaper work;
and Marius is the crown prince of a minor European nation who just so happens to be asleep on Courfeyrac's couch.
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Just to be clear, none of this Airbnb shit was even Grantaire’s idea in the first place.
Feuilly’s the one who all but forced Grantaire to put the profile online—something about "refusing to work for a financially illiterate luddite who won’t be able to feed the cows next month, let alone write his next paycheck." Whatever.
Looking back, he could have probably managed a few questions, right about then.
AKA, the Vosgienne dairy farm au, in which Enjolras is a lawyer in legal trouble, Grantaire is a dairy farmer with a failing farm, and neither of them even like Airbnb very much.
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Hospital Ball (Jamie Tartt's Adventures in Matchmaking) by dannyPURO
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
08 Jun 2023
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Jamie's the best matchmaker ever--Roy and Keeley are gonna be back together before they even realize what's hit them. He's also, maybe, possibly fucking Roy on the side, but that's just until Roy gets back with Keeley and everything goes back to normal. Yente shit, like. (Note: This is not what anybody else thinks is going on, like, at all.)
In which Roy tries to be a good boyfriend to someone who doesn't know he has a boyfriend, Keeley and Jamie can't figure out who's stealing Roy from whom, and Jamie ponders the ethics of plagiarizing a blowjob for the greater good and learns to cook in the meantime. A comedy of errors.
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Something Telling by dannyPURO
Fandom: Les Misérables - All Media Types, Les Misérables - Victor Hugo
24 Dec 2024
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The Merits of Proper Vehicular Care by dannyPURO
Fandom: Les Misérables - All Media Types
25 Jul 2018
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It is the first baby born to the Amis as a whole, and she is beautiful. She is so beautiful, like her mother and father, full of love and laughter. Of course her Uncle Enjolras will babysit her. Children are the future. Enjolras loves childre—
“Help,” he rasps over the phone. “The parenting books didn’t say what to do when options one through fifteen don’t work and she’s still crying.”
“I’m on shift,” Eponine says coolly.
“So is everyone else,” Enjolras says desperately. That is, he’s realizing now, why Marius and Cosette chose him as the babysitter despite his lack of real-world experience. Also, that his first reaction to the pregnancy announcement was 'already?'
“Not everyone,” is where Enjolras’ night actually gets difficult.Bookmarked by dannyPURO
20 Dec 2024
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Sawla-Hlytta by DachOsmin for greygerbil
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
22 Feb 2020
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The name of Faramir’s soulmate appeared on his forearm at midnight on his twelfth birthday, in the winter of the twenty-third year of Gondor’s war with the Horselords.
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11 Nov 2024
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Unlike most fields of study, Enjolras feels like a poor student when it comes to kissing. At least, until Courfeyrac decides that the best path forward is to improve Enjolras’ technique through observation, instead.
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24 Oct 2023
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“Hello, Uncle Roy.”
Jamie fucking Tartt is sitting next to him, smiling.
“What the fuck is he doing here?” Roy asks, simmering with rage, and a fast-approaching, overwhelming sense of dread.
“I had to invite your boyfriend,” Phoebe says, like it’s the most obvious fucking thing in the world.
Roy hears his sister let out an extremely loud snort. She’s smiling behind a hand covering her mouth, her patented Kent eyebrows raised as she looks at him. She makes no move to correct her daughter. Roy considers fratricide.
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23 Jul 2023
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The problem is, Lupe was pitched this idea, agreed to it, and bought a train ticket here, and she still doesn’t know what she’s goddamn doing here.
“Smell that?” Jess asks from beside her. “That’s the smell of fish guts and a cold beer at the end of the night.” She pokes her jaw out and shakes her head, lost in reverie. “Smells like home.”
Jess pushes off the railing and begins the walk down the steep, cobbled road. “You were fucking landlocked,” Lupe calls after her.
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Jess and Lupe decide to head south after the season ends to fulfill Jess' number one dream after baseball: crewing a shrimp boat. Which means a lot of alone time together... Hope that doesn't awaken anything in them...
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14 Sep 2022