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Bankrupt and distraught, Kyle resorts to an old but unusual friend to attend his college reunion.
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- Part 4 of Valentine's Day Collection
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Sugar, Spice and Everything Nice (don’t knock it until you’ve tried it) by darkseid
Fandoms: South Park
29 Dec 2025
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Kyley-B unexpectedly meets someone from his past.
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Double feature: Movie #2 Horror/Sci-fi
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Kyle and Cartman go to the theater to watch the new Alien movie.Series
- Part 2 of Double Feature
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Mystical? Maybe (spiritual hero who appears in you to clear your view when you’re too crazy) (Director’s cut) by darkseid
Fandoms: South Park
31 Oct 2025
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Double feature Movie #1: Horror/Comedy
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Cartman and Kyle are at a Halloween party and Kenny dies.Series
- Part 1 of Double Feature
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Kyle finally gets his glow up, all plump and ripe, and he ain’t in a patient phase.
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With his TikTok fame dwindling, Kyle starts stripping to earn money while in law school. But a gig at a bachelorette party has him running into familiar faces, and also leads to him booking a gig with a mysterious, generous, and very particular client.
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Kyle had become a vampire over five-hundred years ago, and after certain events with humans, he chose to help them rather than feast upon them. Instead, he protected them from the other monsters that roamed the Earth. However, one particular werewolf he was hunting seemed to cause him more problems than others.
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“Are you gonna move?”
Cartman’s grin turns a little sharper at that, like he knows something Kyle doesn’t.
“No, I don’t think so,” he starts, “think I might play a couple rounds with the guys actually.”
Kyle stares at him, an eyebrow raised, “OK? So, you want me to just-“
“Sit here, yeah,” Cartman finishes.
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- Part 5 of OMERTA
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Being basically half-chicken is hard, so it's a good thing Kyle has such a helpful friend in Eric Cartman when the urge to lay eggs is just too much.
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Stan's parents divorce and move away, leaving the best friend position in Kyle's life vacant. Eric gladly fills this vacancy, but it's not until Stan returns when they're 16 years old does he realise just how deep his feelings actually run.
Bookmarked by darkseid
12 Aug 2024
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I love this so much, it's one of my favorite fics ever!