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My Name Is Trouble by deliciousshame
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Aug 2021
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Shen Yuan is torn between excitement and trepidation at the idea of finally meeting his online friend. It should be fun to take the younger man under his wing and help him adapt to the big city.
It should also be a nice escape from his dreaded family obligations.
(Later, Shen Yuan would find out that the key word here was should.)
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- 1/1
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15 Aug 2021
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straight on 'til morning by mindshelter for acidulication
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
16 Jul 2020
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Kon whistles at his first glimpse into Tim’s living room, grinning with teeth when Tim reflexively rolls his eyes. “Sweet digs, dude,” he singsongs. “Love what you’ve done to the place.”
“I said,” Tim hisses, even as he slides the balcony door open to let Kon inside, “what are you doing here—”
Kon shrugs, peeling his jacket off. If I left it up to you, buddy, he doesn’t say, I’d see you once in a blue moon. “Couldn’t sleep. Gotta say, the empty Gatorade bottles really give this place personality.”
“Like you’re one to talk. I’ve seen your room,” Tim snipes back. “And I actually need the electrolytes. What’s your excuse?”
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on a whim, kon pays tim's gotham apartment a late night visit. and then he visits again.
and again, and again.
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15 Aug 2021
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Help! My Ex-Boyfriend Transmigrated And Now He's My Shixiong! by kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2021
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“I thought you were just a reader!” Shen Qingqiu yells, gesturing with his teacup and spilling some drops on his sleeve. “You’re the hack author himself? Master of plotholes? King of red herrings? Is this a stallion novel or a cultivation novel? It’s impossible to say, either way you’ve taken a dump on every genre convention! And the ending, I didn’t even get a chance to comment on it—”
Shang Qinghua pushes himself back from the table, eyes wide. “Shen Yuan?”
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05 Aug 2021
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I Want Him, I Need Him by marizousbooty
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Aug 2021
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“You-you want me to do what?”
“A list.” Luo Binghe wasn’t a patient man. Shang Qinghua had flung himself behind his desk when Luo Binghe burst into his study without warning. Not even a standing salute in greeting, instead he cowered back against his bookcase with a high squeak of fear.
“I’m-I, do not know wh-what you mean, my Lord,” Shang Qinghua stuttered.
Luo Binghe felt a headache coming. He plopped himself down on the chair by his desk and served himself some of the tea balanced precariously at the table’s edge. It was near cold and the leaves were burnt. He let the distaste show on his face. “Yes, a list. You helped me seduce my Shizun at the beginning, now I need your help and wish for you to compile a list of more advanced tactics so I may get my way with him.”In all the ways he's had Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe has never been made into a feast for his husband and wants nothing more than to be swallowed whole.
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01 Aug 2021
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you could make this place beautiful by parsnipit
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Jul 2021
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“What did they do?” Hua Cheng demands. Then, to the robbers: “What the fuck did you do to him?!”
“San Lang, shh, don’t be mad. They tried to rob me, but they didn’t hurt me. Really! My face only looks like this because I fell into a rock!”
Hua Cheng wilts: this is devastatingly believable.
A pair of robbers accosts Xie Lian outside of Puqi Village. They were expecting an easy ransom from a rich husband. They were not expecting the wrath of Crimson Rain Sought Flower, or free relationship advice from the husband of the world’s leading expert in codependency. They got both.
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17 Jul 2021
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that feeling of trying to slip through a door that's almost closed by harrowoftheboar
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Jun 2021
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The neon sign hanging above the arcade looks just the same as it does in Chuuya’s memory, at least at first. The 'D' sputters in and out of existence after a couple seconds of observation, and repeats the action over and over the longer he stares at it. Tainted flickers momentarily along with it, but instead of solidifying like the sign eventually does, Chuuya’s ability fades completely with the loss of his concentration. But it’s not the sign overhead that makes him stop. Just a short distance down, pasted on the glass door, is a simple yellow sign with black block letters.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS.
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Dazai and Chuuya try to communicate through one of the only ways they know how: old video games.
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08 Jun 2021
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Chuuya doesn’t know how he ended up in this situation. Well he does, because the Agency is full of nerdy idiots who use too much brain power on saving people and not enough on common sense. But he doesn’t understand why such a smart group of people think Chuuya is the answer to all of their Dazai related problems.
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08 Jun 2021
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advanced self-saving by kitschlet
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Jun 2021
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Fuck! Shen Qingqiu read too much of that stupid stallion novel not to know what’s meant to happen. There should be a beautiful woman here, someone to soothe Luo Binghe’s fevered brow with cool hands, uncover her trembling assets and, well, you know!! But instead there’s only Shen Qingqiu.
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(What if, instead of papapa to save the world, Shen Qingqiu made a different choice? That ruined everything? And then had to sit with the consequences?)
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08 Jun 2021
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business ventures, and other things like that by tissuebocks
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Apr 2022
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Nezu smiled pleasantly, but the image was disturbed by the presence of his pointy little teeth. Shouta sometimes forgot that Nezu wasn't human, even within the expanded definition of Mutation Quirks.
"We'd be sorely disappointed to miss an opportunity to begin an… alliance, of sorts, with the Port Mafia. With both them and the MPD attempting to find Kawabata-jukeisha, it’d be perfect timing to secure a certain cooperative attitude with Yokohama—with Yuuei acting on behalf of Musutafu, of course.”
(or: class 1-a and their assorted instructors meet yokohama, mori definitely has something up his sleeve, chuuya is done with everything, and dazai is dazai.)
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05 Jun 2021
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Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke on love, politics, and revolution.
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04 Jun 2021
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Caught In The Thought Of That Time by PeridotLion45
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
04 Jun 2021
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Even after four years apart, missions with Chuuya were a familiar dance of insults, bickering and seamless teamwork.
Dazai didn't think this one would be any different.
He was wrong.
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29 May 2021
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Help! My Boss is a Bitch. by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Feb 2021
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Shen Yuan was born to be Reviewer 2. Decades after his marriage, Empress Shen Qingqiu is living his best life at the entire demonic civil service's expense.
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23 May 2021
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The Best Luo Binghe by Neery
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 May 2021
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The System drops PIDW Luo Binghe at a convention.
Binghe is going to have sex with this actor who's disguised as his Shizun. It's going to be satisfying and cathartic, and won't awaken any feelings in him whatsoever.
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22 May 2021
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18 May 2021
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In which Chuuya needs a favor, Dazai has a “plan”, and neither of them understands “feelings”.
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“I…” Chuuya took a deep breath. “I need your help falling asleep.”
Dazai’s eyes went wide for a brief moment. Then he burst out laughing.
“What the hell is so funny?!” Chuuya said. His entire face was red now.
“Nothing, nothing,” Dazai said, wiping at the tears forming in his eyes, “But tell me Chuuya, what exactly did you want me to do? Sing you a song? Rock you to sleep? Wrap you in your favorite blanket and—”
“I NEED YOUR ABILITY YOU ASS!” Chuuya roared, “I DON’T NEED YOU TO SING ME A FUCKING LULLABY!”
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18 May 2021
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if you need me (tell me) you don't by Pastel Stained (Umazes)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
14 May 2021
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Dazai smiles brightly as Chuuya glares at him from the crook of his elbow. "We're stuck with each other now," he says cheerfully.
"What's new," Chuuya sighs. "It's been that way for years. Try as I might, I can't get rid of you. You're too fucking annoying and persistent, like my hangover."
"Aw, thanks. I find you to be particularly cockroach-like."
(Dazai, and Chuuya, being Dazai and Chuuya.)
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17 May 2021
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This Isn't Giving Up, No This Is Letting Go by PeridotLion45
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Apr 2021
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“—and it’s—what’s that sound?” Kunikida asks, breaking off to shoot him a puzzled frown.
Dazai barely hears him, a ringing in his ears that he knows has nothing to do with the alarm coming from his phone. It blares with three short, sharp barks then an odd growl, deep and primal sounding. He knows instantly what it means, having picked it specifically for one thing only. The thought of actually having to hear it never really sank into his mind, only putting it there as a precaution.
Now, it chills him to the bone.
“No,” he whispers through numb lips. “He wouldn’t…”
or: Chuuya uses Corruption without Dazai there to stop him.
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16 May 2021
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I’m No Hero and I’m Not Made of Stone by PeridotLion45
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
21 Apr 2021
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“This was your first personal kill,” he comments as he carefully scrubs her cheek, intent on removing every drop of blood that he can.
She flinches, hard, jerking away before locking herself in place.
“I’m an assassin for the Mafia. I do what I am told,” she recites brokenly, voice hollow.
Or: Chuuya takes care of Kyouka after she kills someone herself for the first time, not Demon Snow
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- Part 2 of Fireflies In the Dark
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16 May 2021
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"You'd fit in well there," Dazai murmurs suddenly.
Chuuya blinks. "Fit in well where?"
"The Agency."
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16 May 2021
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Can't we just skip to the end? by chaoticgoodlawyer
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 May 2021
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When it was all said and done, Shen Qingqiu comforted himself that the end of the plot meant that, surely, all major events were out of the way. They were firmly in HEA territory and he could relax a little. Right? Right.
A year and a half into his marriage to the protagonist, he cursed himself for a fool when he woke next to a Luo Binghe from ten years in the past.
Meanwhile, a recently transmigrated Shen Yuan struggled to retain what little face he had when confronted with an overgrown, disturbingly gorgeous demon lord claiming to be his husband. Which is impossible, because he’s straight, the most hetero heterosexual to exist. System? A little help here??
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- Part 1 of I Just Wanna Be Yours
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02 May 2021