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In theory, the task is simple: kill Draco Malfoy. In practice, putting a curse through the Dark Lord's favoured lieutenant will take everything Hermione has―especially since he's trying to kill her, too. Even more so when the lines between them start to blur. Sometimes, the only way out is through.
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To truly know someone is to differentiate between who they once were, who they are now, and who they're capable of being. Hermione realises the duality of one man as she rectifies what she knows of the past and begins to understand the pieces of who Draco Malfoy is now: a father, a son, and a man.
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The first week, she had gotten horribly drunk every night, crawled in between the cotton sheets and slept.
Week two and three followed the same way, except the drinking binges stopped after Harry and Ginny staged an intervention.
Harry shot out in concern, “You have more vodka in your veins than blood.”
Hermione tried to take the bottle from his hand and hissed, “Malfoy! Harry, I got fucking Malfoy.”
Harry nodded in understanding and took a long swig from the bottle firmly in his grasp, “I know it’s disturbing. “
Ginny rolled her eyes and asked the group, “No one’s seen him in years. Where do you reckon he is?”
Ron placed the bags of Chinese takeout on the counter and glared, “Yeah, saves me from having to murder the bastard.”
He added knowingly, “I heard he’s living as a Muggle in Russia.”
Harry let out a short laugh, “Probably the most farfetched theory is that he’s Polyjuiced himself to look like the Muggle Prime Minister.”
Hermione groaned, “For Merlin’s sake, Skeeter hasn’t lost her idiotic touch then.”
None of the theories mattered. She would not be forced into any sort of union with Malfoy. The very notion was vile and disturbing, to say the least.
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"The Five Times Loid Forger Went Topless In Front of His Wife and the One Time She Reciprocated" Or “Bare-Chested in Berlint” by Talik_Sanis
Fandoms: SPY x FAMILY (Manga), SPY x FAMILY (Anime)
16 Aug 2022
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Yor is forced to confront the fact that her husband is inexplicably... absolutely shredded. Repeatedly.
It's uncertain at this juncture how she can possibly survive this, especially when Loid just keeps finding new reasons to shuck his shirt right in front of her!
But the Thorn Princess is not one to fall victim to underhanded attempts to kill her. She's the assassin here, after all.
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- Part 1 of Spy X Family Crack Works
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12 Jun 2022
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Is that what frustrated her the most? That all of her other peers seemed to be in the know of something big and not-very-secret. All of them had that knowledge. For once, Hermione Granger did not have the correct answer.
Hermione capped her quill, laying everything down to peer at the social experiment that would take up the next few months of her time. The parchment read:
The To-Do List
1. Snogging
2. Breast fondling
3. Dry Humping
4. Fingering
5. Handjob
6. Blowjob
7. Receive Oral Sex
8. Intercourse- Language:
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12 Jun 2022