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AN IDIOT'S GUIDE TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE by tagteamme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Dec 2020
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In order to pay off a debt that's not his, Shang Qinghua agrees to marry a man that's as cold and unyielding as he is stupidly rich.
“Marriage?” His voice breaks over the word like it’s a curse. “Really? Doesn’t it feel a bit irrational?”
“Are you planning to pay off an eight-figure debt with this job and a host job?” Mobei Jun asks, and Shang Qinghua almost wants to throttle him. Though, if his wallet didn’t have a direct funnel to his dad’s bank account, Shang Qinghua might actually have been a little comfortable.
“That’s not what I meant!” Shang Qinghua huffs, his head still spinning. As far as being a married man goes, Shang Qinghua is nowhere near ready.
“What?” Mobei Jun raises a single eyebrow. “Were you looking to marry for love?”
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26 Mar 2021
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Patient came so hard from prostate exam he kicked me in the dick by Hades_the_Blingking
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Oct 2020
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Lan Zhan's puritanical life is thrown into sudden, sinful chaos when one especially handsome doctor gives him a prostate exam and he busts a surprise nut. Mortified, Lan Zhan is consoled by the fact that he will never see this harbinger of anal pleasure again... until one fateful night. Cue a matchmaking brother, cue a bad excuse for a lie, and cue things not turning out as embarrassing and terrible as they seem between one Wei Wuxian and Lan Zhan.
Written entirely for fun! :DComments are very much appreciated! ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
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21 Mar 2021
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雙喜臨門: double happiness at your door by besanii
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Nov 2020
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Wei Wuxian, the Crown Prince of the Fox Tribe of Qing Qiu, enlists the help of Lan Wangji, the Second Prince of the Dragon Tribe of the Nine Heavens, to escape the endless matchmaking sessions he's been forced to attend.
It goes...well, 'according to plan' are not exactly the words he would use. Lan Wangji, on the other hand, is way too pleased with himself.
(Or: The Pursuit of One Chaotic Fox Prince by One Horny Smugji)
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04 Oct 2020
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Public Bookmark 131
Mystery Work
Part of locked130420
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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04 Sep 2020
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A fake relationship by Anonymous
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
29 Aug 2020
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Mo ran never thought that he would be paid to date Chu Wanning. He realises his mistake too late.
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- Part 1 of Ranwan Modern Au
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22 Aug 2020
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Mystery Work
Part of private collection
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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10 Aug 2020
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Tempo Rubato by Spodumene
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Jun 2020
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Tempo Rubato: Italian; Stolen Time; The musical practice of diverging from the unrelenting and gradual rhythm for a short period of time in a piece, allowing for solo freedom.
Lan Wangji starts high school in perfect step with the rhythm of his uncle's expectations and his duty to his family.
He doesn't quite stay that way.
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08 Jun 2020
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09 May 2020
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“We hear that His Excellency might be married by summer’s end,” the merchant’s wife says and Wei Wuxian freezes, his heart in his throat. “The Gusu Lan sect has been buying enough red silk and brocade that the merchants in Caiyi can’t satisfy the demand.”
He feels himself grow brittle inside, like a flick of a finger to his temple might make him shatter. His ears are ringing.
“Who’s the lucky bride?” he asks despite himself. His tongue sticks to the roof of his mouth.
Or: The story of a marriage.
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- Part 1 of long way home
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09 Mar 2020
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The Oxhearder and the Weaver by tacnes
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2018
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A long time ago, two stars fell in love.
(MDZS Secret Santa 2018 gift)
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14 Jan 2020
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Night of Sixth Magnitude Stars by Leffy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation
20 Oct 2018
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Lan WangJi gave him a disapproving look as they left the classroom. “You can’t be late every time.”
Wei WuXian walked with light steps, seemingly in a happy mood. “They can’t fault me if I want to spend more time with the only student who really listens to me.”
Lan WangJi followed reluctantly, because Wei WuXian always made him follow, even when he was driving him crazy.
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05 Jan 2020
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Seven people were caught by a mysterious, powerful and perverted creature and send into a place where they assumed that was inside IT. Wei Wuxian, Lan Wangji, Lan Xichen, Jiang Cheng, Jin Ling, Lan Sizhui and Lan JingYi's only way of escaping is to write erotic stories between themselves. Who with who will pair? How many legs are going to be broken? Will they have the courage to look each other in the eyes after that? Who knows.
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05 Jan 2020
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Atlas by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Feb 2019
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"Eh! 'Little brother,' what!" Wei WuXian says, mock-outraged. "I'm thirty-five!" (Sort of. He was born thirty-five years ago, anyway.) "You must be, what, twenty-five tops?"
"Nooo," Xie Lian says, smiling. "I'm eight hundred years old."
"You don't look a day over four hundred," Wei WuXian says. "Seriously, how old are you?"
"Seriously, I'm eight hundred years old," Xie Lian tells him.
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Lan WangJi had a lot of time to pray to different gods while Wei WuXian was dead. One of them was Hua Cheng.
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01 Dec 2019
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01 Dec 2019
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Jiang Cheng receives an urgent summons from the Cloud Recesses and Is Not Happy about it. For one thing, he's been putting up with Lan Wangji marrying his brother SPECIFICALLY because he thought Lan Wangji could at least keep Wei Ying under control.
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- Part 23 of HAIRBALLER
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30 Nov 2019
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30 Nov 2019
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Broken Record by shinshin_kido (shinryuu_uroborus)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
22 Feb 2019
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Hanguang-jun is a walking school mystery for various reasons.
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30 Nov 2019
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the wei to the kingdom (is through the prince's heart) by Bird_of_Dreams
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Feb 2019
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It was supposed to be a simple tournament held to celebrate the Kingdom of Gusu’s recent victory over the Wen Kingdom. Wei Wuxian has no idea how it suddenly derailed into a free-for-all contest for Second Prince Lan Wangji’s hand in marriage.
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30 Nov 2019
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Most would find it beneath their station to even consider travelling out. But not Hanguang-jun. Beneath a cold jade exterior, beat a heart warm and compassionate. For him, duty and love were not always so different. No matter how insignificant, he would always be there for those in need.
Wei Wuxian never needed convincing when it came to Lan Wangji. It was more than the will of some greater force—Wei Wuxian would always long to be by his side in this second life. But before they had set out from Gusu, he had uttered a single sentence that only tempered his resolve further.
“It's taking the children.”
A visit to a village with a little corpse problem leads to a little more than Wei Wuxian or Lan Wangji bargained for.
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29 Nov 2019
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Two weeks before their studies in Cloud Recesses are finished, Wei Wuxian receives a letter from Madam Yu to inform him that she found a suitable wife and expects to get married as soon as possible. After a quick talk with Jiang Cheng, Wei Wuxian begins to search for a husband in no other place than the GusuLan Sect. What could go wrong?
An one shot told from Jiang Cheng's perspective.
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28 Nov 2019