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With one week left of your senior year, your new friends want to let loose and have some fun. Over 'Party Weekend', seemingly small events throw the pack for a loop, but you later find out you're not the only one in a tailspin. Will these parties be exactly what everyone needed? Or could the next few days drive your close knit group further apart?
or in which bi panic and getting blasted collides, and everyone spills their secrets.
(male reader, agab not specified)
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until further notice, this work has been abandoned.
please take it as a baby left on your doorstep, feel free to take in any parts you like for your own works.
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A picture speaks a trillion words. (and a camera listens) by entarteteshinji
Fandoms: 时光代理人 | Link Click (Cartoon)
15 Feb 2026
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—Take me with you.
Take me—wait. Xiaoshi blinked at the screen as another message appeared.
—I can help you find them with my power, and we can dive together. You don’t have leads without me.
“Lu Guang, you—” he stopped himself, then looked up with the most pathetic looking puppydog expression he’d probably ever had on his face. “No way, right? You said you don’t want to travel, and—and, you’re afraid of flying, and—”
“Aa.” he made a sound as he kept typing—You don’t get to leave unless I’m coming with you.
“I just didn’t think you’d want to—” he stared down and felt his entire face heating up. Fuck… His head is so messy. He stumbled a couple steps forwards and fell into Lu Guang’s arms again. “Okay.” he sniffed. “Please come with me.”[Xiaoshi's head has been messy lately, and taking a trip across the globe in search of his parents doesn't help. He finds out Lu Guang and him might have something in common after all when he finally reaches his limit.]
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- Part 3 of A picture speaks (nonverbal Lu Guang AU)
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Cheng Xiaoshi has seen enough pornos to know seducing the devastatingly hot pizza delivery guy should be easy.
His plan is simple:
Step 1. Order pizza
Step 2. Seduce the delivery guy using porn logic
Step 3. Lose virginityEverything falls apart somewhere around Step 2.
Which makes sense, because Cheng Xiaoshi is a disaster bisexual virgin who treats vulnerability like a mortal threat. And Lu Guang—quiet, sharp-eyed, unfairly gorgeous—is utterly unflappable. Still, what starts as a very stupid plan somehow turns into a romance neither of them has any business falling into: against common sense, against probability, and definitely against the Daddy Joe’s employee handbook.
Porn did not prepare Cheng Xiaoshi for this one.
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Step 1: Risk your spot on the basketball team by failing a class.
Step 2: Flirt with your tutor to try to fix it.
Step 3: Flunk the flirting and the quiz.
Step 4: Accidentally fall for said tutor, who looks like he hasn't smiled since dinosaurs went extinct.Cheng Xiaoshi didn't plan on catching feelings. He just wanted to pass statistics so he wouldn't get benched from the basketball team. But now, he’s plotting regression equations and calculating the trajectory of Lu Guang’s perfect shoulders— and one of them is certainly his preferred variable in this equation.
Or, Star Basketball Player: Cheng Xiaoshi’s got a kink for hot nerdy tutors.
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