dearcecil
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Cupcakes have always been Soldier's comfort food.
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A man named Bob loses his leg after an accident, and his doctor refers him to Dell Conagher, a masterful prosthetic maker. Most of Conagher's work is experimental, but Bob is no stranger to new technology, so he eagerly embraces the opportunity. Bob and Dell grow closer, his prosthetic limb is made and fitted, and before he knows what's happened, Bob is quite besotted. Luckily, Dell seems to be, too.
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The RED Engineer and the BLU Spy have figured out a way to forget at least some of their problems.
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Tavish Degroot gets bitten by a werewolf and becomes one himself. He deals with it. When it threatens to interfere with his work, everyone else deals with it, too.
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pumpkin, pumpkin (you're gonna kill me) by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Oct 2022
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Peter wakes up in Wade's bed for the first time. Touch can be a little much first thing in the morning when your superpower is hypersensitivity.
(For the Fic-or-Treat 2022 square "pumpkin fucking." This cannot possibly have been what they had in mind.)
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26 Dec 2025
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crash and burn by periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Mar 2023
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It was almost routine: Wade got careless, he got himself killed, and Peter had to save the day alone and safeguard the corpse of his idiot best friend until it had the chance to respawn. Which took fucking forever. As good as Wade's healing factor was, coming all the way back from the roadkill stage was still going to take–
“Webs," creaked the Deadpool-shaped mass of still-squishy remains.
Well, it should have taken a hell of a lot longer than this.
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26 Dec 2025
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star-crossed by periodically_puzzled for sakushazam, oprime
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Nov 2022
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"I find it hard to believe I’m ever gonna think this is a good idea.”
“Well, fuck, so do I, but you don’t see me asking you if you’re injecting me with spider sauce or dusting the dash with sex pollen. I’ve got a little more faith than that.”
Peter shot Deadpool a sideways glance. “Pardon me for making assumptions on this front, but I’d gotten the vague idea you were interested.”
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Deadpool's done nothing but harass Spider-Man. On socials, behind his back, anything other than to his face - and that's solely because Peter hasn't given him the chance. So when Peter gets roped into joining him on a road trip, he expects to spend the whole thing ignoring an endless stream of crass come-ons.
Destiny has... other plans.
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25 Dec 2025
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Need You Like a Gun to the Head by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
06 Jan 2023
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Peter Parker has been around more serial killers than most people. Supervillain megalomania kind of lends itself to killing off swaths of innocent bystanders, the same way someone might crush a line of ants under their foot. The difference between those supervillain serial killers and the one standing in front of him right now is that this serial killer does it intentionally, is proud of it even.
And Peter came to find this one on purpose.
Maybe he should have expected the existential crisis that would follow.
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Spider-man is a vibrating ball of rage and he needs someone to crank his release valve so he doesn't lose his shit. Enter one murderous mercenary.
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24 Dec 2025
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Normal Frenemy Shit by zerospoons_onlyknives (oprime)
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)
03 Jun 2023
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“Pass me the wontons,” Peter says before taking a long slurping drink through the straw in his soda.
“Nice manners, spider boy.”
“Pass me the wontons… dipshit.”
“Do I get to eat any of this food?”
Peter swivels his torso toward Wade and narrows his eyes again, a look that makes it feel like an elevator is free-falling in Wade’s chest. People are screaming, and lights are flickering, and everyone inside is going to die.
“Pass. Me. The. Wontons. Fucker.”
Wade rolls his eyes in response but hands the grease-spotted bag of wontons over. It’s not like he didn’t buy them with Peter in mind anyway. Wade has been doing shit like that a lot recently. He’s even considering, right now, at this very moment, letting Peter have the last word.
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Peter and Wade eat together (strange). Peter and Wade snipe at each other (normal). Deadpool gets hurt (of course). Spider-man offers an unusual method of pain management (it mostly works).
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24 Dec 2025