11 Works by dildowizard
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"Despite what the rest of the school might think, I am not a bad boy, Min Yoongi, nor am I a rebel or a delinquent. I am just incurably clumsy."
Or, an AU in which Namjoon tries his best but his clumsiness controls his life and Yoongi is a prefect who supervises detentions for extra credit.
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And, you see, this is what Akaashi loves about living with his boyfriends; he loves the domestic moments when he's able to look at them and see them as they are, their imperfect, loving selves, and he truly knows that they are his and he is theirs. They have a life together and he is lucky to have them.
Or, a day in the life of Akaashi Keiji, boyfriend of three.
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Haruka's cat goes missing, and an attractive man shows up to return her.
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"Don't patronise me, Tetsu," Tsukishima bites out. "Not when your hands are down my pants and all you're doing is disinfecting a cut, not fingering my ass like you should be."
Or, the story of how Tsukishima Kei acquired an ass cut. Note to reader: it's all Bokuto's fault.
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- Part 2 of Sike, I'm Gay
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Bokuto paints cats, Akaashi draws a horse-dinosaur, Kuroo whines a lot and Tsukki sneezes. They all miss each other, so they decide to do something about it. That is, something that involves Power Rangers.
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Some days, Yamaguchi looks at his two gorgeous boyfriends and he just feels like he isn't good enough for them.
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Phone in hand, not a stitch of clothing on his body, Tsukishima turns to Kuroo, blinks innocently, and says, "I'm going to come out to my mother."
Or, a short fic in which Tsukishima realises that he can't imagine liking anyone as much as he likes Kuroo, so he decides to tell his parents about it.
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- Part 1 of Sike, I'm Gay
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Merry Christmas, Alexander by dildowizard
Fandoms: Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare, Shadowhunters (TV)
09 Aug 2016
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A one shot in which Alec gets the living daylights fucked out of him and Magnus is sure that everyone in the building is aware of exactly what Christmas Eve activities the pair are indulging in.
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A Wizard's Adventure In Muggle Vandalism by dildowizard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jun 2016
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Draco, Harry, Ron and Blaise break into Muggle libraries on the weekends. Most of the time, they don't get caught, but sometimes things go wrong, and that's how life is.
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Draco Malfoy And The Quest To Make Potter Happy by dildowizard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Jun 2016
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Draco Malfoy almost knocks an entire shelf full of potions straight off of the wall when the bell on the door rings at 9 o'clock in the morning and he turns to see none other than Harry Potter stumbling into his shop, his dark hair in an unspeakable state of disarray and his robes rumpled beyond belief. He looks awful, dark circles under his eyes and his face too thin, his skin too pale. Grey hairs stand out on his head, his green eyes are dull and almost lifeless and he looks like he hasn't smiled in years.
Note to reader: Draco just wants to make him smile.
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Usui, like many others, wants to fuck Aoi. The only difference is that Aoi wants to fuck Usui, too.